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Old March 6th, 2009, 06:59 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Dave LaCourse
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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK


1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack
Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?


GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!


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Old March 6th, 2009, 08:23 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Stig Arne Bye
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Dave LaCourse wrote:

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?


That take too long time as you're using too many and complex steps! ;-)

Substiture step 3 and 4 with: "Hold down Shift-key and press "Del"...



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Old March 6th, 2009, 08:24 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
DaveS
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On Mar 6, 10:59*am, Dave LaCourse wrote:
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK *

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack
Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better? *

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!


Heres another one. Pretend that you didn't vote for an asshole.
Pretend that you ignored all the corruption, greed, mismanagement and
dishonesty for 8 years. Pretend that the stock market bubble is the
real economy. Then, when virtually every political choice you've made
for eight years has turned up wrong for the country . . .

.. . . then turn yourself into a ****y carper pretending that the
results of all your bad choices are Barack Obama's fault, amazingly
enough, in less than 100 days. Seems like yesterday you were crowing
about how well you were doing in the market. Now its Barak's fault.
But, hey you are not racist. A hum.

David, you are a pip.

Dave
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Old March 6th, 2009, 08:43 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
DaveS
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On Mar 6, 12:23*pm, Stig Arne Bye wrote:
Dave LaCourse wrote:

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK


1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?


That take too long time as you're using too many and complex steps! *;-)

Substiture step 3 and 4 with: *"Hold down Shift-key and press "Del"...

Stig Arne Bye

E-mail ......: /
Contact .....: *MSN Messenger:
Snail-Mail ..: *Axel Borgens veg 4, NO-9900 Kirkenes, Norway
Homepage ....: *UNDER CONSTRUCTION:http://stigbye.football.clubs.io
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* * *Located just about 70°N 30°E - Almost at the top of the world!


So what now? Looks like our homeboy Obama Deny-er has attracted a
Nordic Motorcycle Gangster. Yippee. What's next? Russian Skinhead
Obama Haters?

Oboy
Dave
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Old March 6th, 2009, 09:21 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Dave LaCourse
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Default Positive Outlook

On Fri, 6 Mar 2009 12:24:58 -0800 (PST), DaveS
wrote:

On Mar 6, 10:59*am, Dave LaCourse wrote:
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK *

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack
Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better? *

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!


Heres another one. Pretend that you didn't vote for an asshole.
Pretend that you ignored all the corruption, greed, mismanagement and
dishonesty for 8 years. Pretend that the stock market bubble is the
real economy. Then, when virtually every political choice you've made
for eight years has turned up wrong for the country . . .

. . . then turn yourself into a ****y carper pretending that the
results of all your bad choices are Barack Obama's fault, amazingly
enough, in less than 100 days. Seems like yesterday you were crowing
about how well you were doing in the market. Now its Barak's fault.
But, hey you are not racist. A hum.

David, you are a pip.

Dave


Do Pelosi tomorrow, Dave. You'll feel better. And Harry the next
day. Soon you will be overjoyed.

Dave


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Old March 6th, 2009, 10:51 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Stig Arne Bye
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DaveS wrote:


So what now? Looks like our homeboy Obama Deny-er has attracted a
Nordic Motorcycle Gangster. Yippee. What's next? Russian [...]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Hmmm..... Where did you get that from...?



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Old March 6th, 2009, 11:05 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
DaveS
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Default Positive Outlook

On Mar 6, 2:51*pm, Stig Arne Bye wrote:
DaveS wrote:

So what now? Looks like our homeboy Obama Deny-er has attracted a
Nordic Motorcycle Gangster. Yippee. What's next? Russian *[...]


* * * * *^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Hmmm..... *Where did you get that from...?

Stig Arne Bye

E-mail ......: /
Contact .....: *MSN Messenger:
Snail-Mail ..: *Axel Borgens veg 4, NO-9900 Kirkenes, Norway
Homepage ....: *UNDER CONSTRUCTION:http://stigbye.football.clubs.io
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* * *Located just about 70°N 30°E - Almost at the top of the world!


OK I stand corrected: Nordic Snowmobiler Soccer Gangster/Techiegeek.
Better?
Dave
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Old March 7th, 2009, 10:30 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
whileone
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On Mar 6, 11:59*am, Dave LaCourse wrote:
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK *


I've been thinking about concentration camps for republicans
(repugnicans).
....so much less daily aggravation from aggressive, ignorant hill-billy
morons.
What a think Dave?
Been fishing yet?
:-)
  #9  
Old March 7th, 2009, 10:55 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Dave LaCourse
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On Sat, 7 Mar 2009 14:30:01 -0800 (PST), whileone
wrote:

What a think Dave?
Been fishing yet?


Well, Repuglicans or Demorats, makes no difference to me. I love 'em
all. Kum Ba Yah and all that stuff dontchaknow.

Just got back (a month ago) from Tierra del Fuego. Caught some nice
sea run browns (12 - 16 pounders). (See my TR and pics somewhere in
this nuthouse.)

Right now I am battling yet another case of cabin fever. Wife
discouraged me from a bone trip to Bahamas (health), so I'll tie some
soft hackles for the Rapid in May/June.

Just got back from a week in Floriduh visiting friends/family, and
checking out retirement homes. If you effin liberals will leave my
401K alone, I'd like to live down there in the winter and here/Maine
in the summer.

Dave


  #10  
Old March 7th, 2009, 11:00 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Dave LaCourse
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Forgot to add:

Did Nancy Pelosi this morning. Haven't had an erection like that in
years.

Barney Frank on Monday, Chris Dodd on Tues, and BaBaBaBiden on
Wednesday.

d;o)


 




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