Southern Classic and Women

Good reply Charles,

The general silliness will continue, keep in mind ladies that mentality
levels can drop at any given moment. We are bass fisherman after all and
that mixed in with no work and beer can never be a good thing when it comes
to stimulating conversation. I must insist that there are no stimulating
conversations. A sense of humor will go a long way, a deep black hearted
cruel sense of humor will keep you around long after most have called it a
night. That is when the true fun begins.

So come one and come all. There isn't one person I have met at any of these
gatherings that I wouldn't want to meet again at one of these
gatherings....a dark alley,,well thats a different story..

Also one last bit of advice, don't let Moe take you anywhere alone to show
you something. This apply's to both women, teenage girls(legal consent) and
any new guys that have never attended before, ask Harry he'll tell ya. Just
Kidding Moe is a great guy,,,, Double the gator order Moe!!!. tastes like
chicken!!!!!!

Randy-

"Charles Summers" wrote in message
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I aint bring both Doc!

--
Charles B. Summers
Secret Weapon Lures
http://www.secretweaponlures.com


"Doc (The Tin Boat King)" wrote in message
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Well put Charles! Sue is looking forward to meetingthe
wives/girlfriends
or both. Doc
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Now I can't blame you on that Sean, he's a dirty old man. Plus, I don't
think he could handle Kris.

"Sean Barton"

Maybe not, but I would die trying -- lol

--
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no
trade-in value.
Good Fishing - Moe
Moe's Guide Service (Lake Okeechobee) - http://moebassguide.com
Outdoor Frontiers http://www.outdoorfrontiers.com/index

Darn, I thought that would keep you to tired to beat me. :{ Doc
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"Charles Summers" wrote in message ...
I aint bring both Doc!

1: Moe may lead you to believe that he's an older man... but you'll need to
watch yourself around this guy.

Once they go gray, they go no other way.

2: Moe and Warren have been known to kiss on more than one occasion. I've
actually got this on film somewhere. Just think nothing of it. Oh yeah... He
seems to have a thing for Steve and Joe too. Still, watch yourself.

Warrens just pretty, Steve has the mustache thing and Joe -- well what can I
say.


--
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no
trade-in value.
Good Fishing - Moe
Moe's Guide Service (Lake Okeechobee) - http://moebassguide.com
Outdoor Frontiers http://www.outdoorfrontiers.com/index

Also one last bit of advice, don't let Moe take you anywhere alone to show
you something. This apply's to both women, teenage girls(legal consent) and
any new guys that have never attended before, ask Harry he'll tell ya.

They don't call him Harry for nothing.

--
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no
trade-in value.
Good Fishing - Moe
Moe's Guide Service (Lake Okeechobee) - http://moebassguide.com
Outdoor Frontiers http://www.outdoorfrontiers.com/index

ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!! The best one yet Charles.

"Charles Summers" wrote in message
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I aint bring both Doc!

--
Charles B. Summers
Secret Weapon Lures
http://www.secretweaponlures.com


"Doc (The Tin Boat King)" wrote in message
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Well put Charles! Sue is looking forward to meetingthe
wives/girlfriends
or both. Doc
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C'mon Sean, you can trust us!

Heavy


"Sean Barton" wrote in message ...
"Steve @ OutdoorFrontiers" wrote in
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"Sean Barton" wrote in message
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I certainly don't have a problem with it, as long as it's not my women!

Oh c'mon Sean, bring her down. I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun together.
There's some stories I want to tell her.....
--
Steve @ OutdoorFrontiers
http://www.outdoorfrontiers.com
G & S Guide Service and Custom Rods
http://www.herefishyfishy.com



There is NO way I would let her around you guys!! Especially Moe! ; )

So that's why you want people to bring their wives huh??????? Nice. )

Heavy


"Jerry Barton" wrote in message ...
Sean you're missing the whole thing. The object is to make them all yours.

"Sean Barton" wrote in message
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I certainly don't have a problem with it, as long as it's not my women!


""The Shadow"" wrote in message
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If I were to make it to the Classic this year, and no I won't.My wife
would
be there also. I would not have any qualms about wives being there. My
wife
has been to several of the Classic's held in Tenn. Wife's can always
have
a
good time at these shindigs if they have a mind to!

--
"The Shadow"
Millennium Rods
"Jerry Barton" wrote in message
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I can't believe that only Randy and I don't have a problem with the
women
coming to our Classics, so how about some feedback so that a certain
someone
will know.

"Jerry Barton" wrote in message
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I've been getting private emails from someone who has been telling
me
that
there wife is thinking that the Classics are "Men Only", and that
they're
not sure whether we think wives should tag along. I've explained
that
we've
had wives and girlfriends attend these things before, and I'm sure
we'll
continue to do so in the future. I'd appreciate it if everyone would
put
their minds at ease by letting them know how we feel.
For those of you who've never attended one of our Classics, male or
female,
let me assure you that it's a "not to miss" event. This is not a
professional, in any way, shape, or form, tournament. It's designed
to
let
everyone have a reason to meet people from this newsgroup, to put a
name
to
a face, and rekindle some old friendships. I can say personally that
I've
made some true friends at these tournaments, and the friendships
continues
away from the newsgroup. I think I've also gained a couple of
step-sons
in
line for an inheritance, they've already taken inventory of my rods
and
reels. So please, if it's anyway possible, make an effort to attend
the
Southern Classic this April, you'll never regret doing so.

--
Jerry Barton
www.jerrys-world.com

At least I can trust you Charles!!!!!! Buddy ole pal! )

Heavy


"Doc \(The Tin Boat King\)" wrote in message ...
Well put Charles! Sue is looking forward to meetingthe wives/girlfriends or both. Doc
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"Charles Summers" wrote in message ...
The first time I read this, my wife was standing over my shoulder so I
though it was best NOT to respond. Since she's not here to censor me... I'll
answer now. LOL

These tournaments were NEVER meant to be male dominated events! However,
there are certain requirements that have to be met in order to come.

1st: You must have a sense of humor.
2nd: You must be able to at least speak the language to fishing. Example: A
hog is not a pig... a toad is not a frog. A wiggler is a worm... that lives
in the ground.
3rd: You must have a sense of humor.
4th: You must be able to keep a straight face when telling your fish
stories. Especially if someone is starting to believe you.
5th: You must have a sense of humor.
6th: You must promise never to mention anything that happens, to anyone
(especially my wife) outside of our newsgroup.
7th: You must try the gator. It may sound bad... but it's actually pretty
good.
8th: You must promise NOT to get Randy started with the chicken bit.
9th: Once again, the sense of humor thinggy.
10th: Raccoons are NOT our friends. It's best just to leave them alone.

Ok... as you can see, the actual ability of knowing how to fish wasn't
listed here. Why? Well, I think you'll just have to come and see for
yourself. Actually, you can probably to a Google search for the posts on
last years weigh-ins and get a pretty good idea of what I'm talking about. I
think that my final total for the two days was something like 14oz at the
Mid-Tenn Classic.

There may be a few other things that you (ladies) may need to know.

1: Moe may lead you to believe that he's an older man... but you'll need to
watch yourself around this guy.
2: Moe and Warren have been known to kiss on more than one occasion. I've
actually got this on film somewhere. Just think nothing of it. Oh yeah... He
seems to have a thing for Steve and Joe too. Still, watch yourself.
3: Jerry Barton is safe only when tied to a tree. Jerry don't care if your
husband is sitting right next to you!
4: Steve Huber is also known as Mr. Smooth, and his wife knows it. That's
why he's only allowed to travel to these events accompanied by either is
wife or daughter.
5: I am always the perfect gentleman! You can trust me...

So ladies... feel free to join us! Fishing is just an excuse for us to get
together and have a good time, all well within the law. We also have a good
excuse to fish some of the finest fisheries in the United States! I mean,
you know... if I just told my wife that I was going fishing in Florida, that
wouldn't sound as important as *having* to fish a *tournament* in Florida.
The first way just sounds like a vacation, instead of something that I HAD
to do.

I'll quote Randy and say, "The more the merrier!"

Now let's go fishing!!!!!!!!!

Now thats just too funny. I'll bring the polaroid camera after all. Plastic
gloves are everyone else's responsibility. Sean leave the wife home this
could get ugly!!!!! Just kidding.....
"Moe Conway" wrote in message
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Also one last bit of advice, don't let Moe take you anywhere alone to
show
you something. This apply's to both women, teenage girls(legal consent)
and
any new guys that have never attended before, ask Harry he'll tell ya.

They don't call him Harry for nothing.

--
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no
trade-in value.
Good Fishing - Moe
Moe's Guide Service (Lake Okeechobee) - http://moebassguide.com
Outdoor Frontiers http://www.outdoorfrontiers.com/index