Yah know you live in Nebraska when...

Ya know you live in Nebraska when you spend your evening clearing the
3-car garage so you can fit 4 cars and a farm tractor in there to
avoid hail damage. I did it, but it took some straps attached to axle
of one car and the pintle of the tractor to pull the car parallel to
the back wall of the garage. Of course, after all was said and done,
we got 1.3" of rain with a 62mph gust (the airport is about 2 miles
south of my house). No damage at my house save the frayed nerves of my
14 lb vicious attack dog. He lifted his leg to do his business and got
blown over by a gust of wind.
Cheers from the great mid-West!
Frank Reid