You're a pussy if you camp or backpack like this

You're the type of guy or girl like this:

1. Hates the Rambo movies
2. Hates the Predator (1) movie
3. thinks guns and arrows should be banned from all National Parks
and national forests.
4. Wants to ban hunting all over the USA - thinks it is cute to pet
bears, wolves, coyotes, deers, etc.
5. Thinks National Parks are like Disneyland
6. Guy is PW'd (pussy whipped) and wears city slicking clothes and
tennis shoes in wilderness
areas to please his girlfriend or wife.
7. After one hour at a campsite, already wants to check in the
motel
8. Hates camping food, and already wants to go to McDonalds.
9. Buys all his camping stuff at REI, and hates Cabelas,
Sportsmansguide, BassPro, and Briqade quartermasters.
10. Texting too much with his Ipod, cell phone, and keeps asking
why
there is no Wi-fi or cellular
phone coverage in the wilderness.
11. Brings his basketball, football, and baseball gloves to a
camping area, and keep talking
about Lebron James.
12. Hates the boy scouts or girl scouts when he or she was a kid.
13. combs his hair too much and looks like a Metro-boy or "Gay
Lord", or Japanese Anime (whatever)
looking forward to get out of the campground back into the
concrete jungle of City Slicking life.
14. Especially Asians calling White People if they live out of the
SF Bay Area, Rednecks.
15 Doesn't know how to start a fire or set-up a tent and decides
to
sleep in the car eagerly waiting
to get the hell out of the camp site.
16. Watches a DVD movie on the roof of their SUV at night instead of
starting a campfire.


Once a pussy and always a pussy, FU2