My anti clave plans

Offhand, I'll be leaving sometime on Monday the 11th and staying through the
17th, leaving on the 18th. The 17th I'll probably take a short jaunt down to
Jasper, Georgia to see an old friend.

I'll e-mail Wolfgang and see what is shaking with him....He'll have to pass
within one half mile of my house to get to North Carolina.

At present I'll just be camping in my van....I can make it pretty cozy. I
am postponing any plans on bringing my trailer. Should anyone want to stay
in my trailer, well, they should contact me. It offers big beds, stove,
oven, furnace, AC and room to relax and TV if desired and all of that good
stuff, but comes with a price tag.

You see, I'm on a budget now. Oh yeah, budget big time. Three wives have
made and blown their fortunes (NO NOT ME) on what I have given them but this
time I know, I just know, I am about to win the jackpot....!

Anyhow, the extra gas will cost me $100 to tow that rascal so if anyone
wants to stay in it, well, you do the math. If you are looking for a place
to crash, it ain't worth it. But, if you plan to cook nice meals, have a
glass of wine, shave and look presentable, well, it beats a motel or cabin
to hell and back.You say it and I'll bring it.

Now, if I can just get Uncle Wally to bring me two dozen caddis flies, size
14 and 16 and 20 in all shades of dark brown and gray, I'll be set.

john