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Old May 5th, 2005, 01:15 PM
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Christian Berg is the Morning Call's Outdoors / Field Sports writer.

The Game Commission is criticizing about everthing these 3 dumbasses
did and is also questioning parts of the story.

http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-...l=all-news-hed

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Old May 5th, 2005, 01:28 PM
Tim J.
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Christian Berg is the Morning Call's Outdoors / Field Sports writer.

The Game Commission is criticizing about everthing these 3 dumbasses
did and is also questioning parts of the story.


http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-...l=all-news-hed

Now it all makes sense. "'It appears they had some Spaghettios earlier,
and that was not covered,'' ... Obviously, the bear was ****ed off
'cause he couldn't find any real food.

They were probably drinking Budweiser, too.
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Old May 5th, 2005, 01:54 PM
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Now it all makes sense. "'It appears they had some Spaghettios
earlier,
and that was not covered,'' ... Obviously, the bear was ****ed off
'cause he couldn't find any real food.

They were probably drinking Budweiser, too.


Yeah, yeah. I'm more convinced than ever that most of their story is
BS. Yes, there was a bear present at some point in the afternoon /
evening, yeah, it got into their food and/or food garbage. I like the
one guy's claim that his camping experience is the reason he's alive.

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Old May 5th, 2005, 02:05 PM
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On 5/5/05 8:28 AM, in article , "Tim J."
wrote:

wrote:
Christian Berg is the Morning Call's Outdoors / Field Sports writer.

The Game Commission is criticizing about everthing these 3 dumbasses
did and is also questioning parts of the story.


http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-...y?coll=all-new
s-hed

Now it all makes sense. "'It appears they had some Spaghettios earlier,
and that was not covered,'' ... Obviously, the bear was ****ed off
'cause he couldn't find any real food.

They were probably drinking Budweiser, too.


Perhaps we could get Santorum to put forward a bill to have e-collars put on
every black bear in Pennsylvania?

Bill

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Old May 5th, 2005, 02:43 PM
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On 5/5/05 9:23 AM, in article
, "GaryM"
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William Claspy wrote in
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Perhaps we could get Santorum to put forward a bill to have
e-collars put on every black bear in Pennsylvania?


That would only fly if the company making the e-collars was in PA
... See his NWS bill ...


Hmmm. I think we're on to something. An enterprising e-zap-collar company
could offer unlimited Spaghetti-o's, Bud and bud to those kids, and bingo!

Now if we could train the bears to carry umbrellas in case of rain, enroll
in graduate engineering programs and tie up Wulffs, whoo-ee we'd really have
something!

Bill

(so sue me, the semester is over...)

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Old May 5th, 2005, 03:53 PM
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Christian Berg is the Morning Call's Outdoors / Field Sports writer.

The Game Commission is criticizing about everthing these 3 dumbasses
did and is also questioning parts of the story.

http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-...l=all-news-hed

I'm glad the Game Commission decided not to label the bear
a "problem bear", but he probably will be after this
regrettable stupidity. That bear has learned that humans
leave spaghetti-o's laying around and that they're scared
of bears. Those three morons couldn't have done it more
absolutely, exactly wrong if they had tried. If anybody
should be shot over this incident it's the three idiots
and not the bear but unfortunately it probably won't work
out that way.

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Old May 5th, 2005, 05:02 PM
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"Jonathan Cook" wrote

I hope that girl isn't planning on marrying that one guy, the
one who while she was being dragged away stayed a safe distance
away and shouted "play dead"...


On a trip to try and climb the face of Balloon Dome years ago, my then bride
to be and her sister chased away a black bear while my climbing partner and
I snoozed in the sun after the hike in ..... gave me my first real clue of
her potential as a spouse


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Old May 5th, 2005, 11:54 PM
Jeff Miller
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William Claspy wrote:
On 5/5/05 8:28 AM, in article , "Tim J."
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wrote:

Christian Berg is the Morning Call's Outdoors / Field Sports writer.

The Game Commission is criticizing about everthing these 3 dumbasses
did and is also questioning parts of the story.



http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-...y?coll=all-new
s-hed

Now it all makes sense. "'It appears they had some Spaghettios earlier,
and that was not covered,'' ... Obviously, the bear was ****ed off
'cause he couldn't find any real food.

They were probably drinking Budweiser, too.



Perhaps we could get Santorum to put forward a bill to have e-collars put on
every black bear in Pennsylvania?

Bill


um...perhaps we could get santorum to smear his body with peanut butter,
carry donuts, and personally put the collars on the bears??

jeff
 




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