how can i catch carp?

In article , Steve Walker
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Now then, Derek, everybody knows that carp can read brand names, and
won't take your bait unless you have the latest rod-pod, bite alarms,
branded boilies, bivvy slippers, etc, and obscure bits of plastic and
metal making up a rig like a printed circuit board diagram :0)

Of course they can. They're snobs too, which means they're suckers for
exclusivity. You just need a brand name they haven't seen before, something
so rare that no carp angler in the last twenty years has taken it to the
waterside...

Say, er, Mother's Pride?

Cheerio,

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In message , Derek.Moody
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In article , Steve Walker
wrote:

Now then, Derek, everybody knows that carp can read brand names, and
won't take your bait unless you have the latest rod-pod, bite alarms,
branded boilies, bivvy slippers, etc, and obscure bits of plastic and
metal making up a rig like a printed circuit board diagram :0)

Of course they can. They're snobs too, which means they're suckers for
exclusivity. You just need a brand name they haven't seen before, something
so rare that no carp angler in the last twenty years has taken it to the
waterside...

Say, er, Mother's Pride?

Sounds good. Was Yates's 51 pounder caught on Green Giant sweetcorn, I
wonder, and was he using Harbutt's plasticine for weight?

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Steve Walker

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In message , Derek.Moody
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In article , Steve Walker
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Was Yates's 51 pounder caught on Green Giant sweetcorn, I wonder
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Definitely sweetcorn ......... Richard

In message , Richard
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"Steve Walker" wrote in message

Was Yates's 51 pounder caught on Green Giant sweetcorn, I wonder

Definitely sweetcorn ......... Richard

Oh, it was, the key question is whether it was a fashionable brand of
sweetcorn )

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Steve Walker

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In message , Richard
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"Steve Walker" wrote in message

Was Yates's 51 pounder caught on Green Giant sweetcorn, I wonder

Definitely sweetcorn ......... Richard

Oh, it was, the key question is whether it was a fashionable brand of
sweetcorn )

Yes it was ....... but then all sweetcorn was (and still is) fashionable
....... isn't it?

Richard

In article , Richard
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"Steve Walker" wrote in message
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Oh, it was, the key question is whether it was a fashionable brand of
sweetcorn )

Yes it was ....... but then all sweetcorn was (and still is) fashionable
...... isn't it?

Only if it has a stylised logo of a carp on the side of the sweetcorn system
all-weather, ruggedised valise.

Cheerio,

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"Derek.Moody" wrote in message
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In article , Richard
wrote:

"Steve Walker" wrote in message
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Oh, it was, the key question is whether it was a fashionable brand of
sweetcorn )

Yes it was ....... but then all sweetcorn was (and still is) fashionable
...... isn't it?

Only if it has a stylised logo of a carp on the side of the sweetcorn
system
all-weather, ruggedised valise.

Imo ....... you must have some strange old carp anglers in your neck of the
woods .... none like that in my part of the country.

Richard