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![]() "Cyli" wrote in message ... On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 21:51:09 -0400, "Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote: For the new camper, the careless camper, the just plain dingbat or drunkie, the odds get much heavier. "Hold my beer while I go pet / scare / fight the bear, will ya'?" "He's in cooler. Get the cooler back from him." "Little Jimmie, there's a bear there. Run away. Run away. Run fast!" "Oh, let the dog loose. It'll chase the bear away." "Grab all the food and hide in the tent with it." "Little Jimmie, take a donut over there to feed the bear, we'll get a picture." Hey, Wolfgang, we done did that whole list in under 10 minutes (I'll substitute you for Little Jimmy and the dog). Coool. I guess I qualify as the new, careles, dingbat, dunkie camper. Gee, you're harsh on yourself. I'd only have thought careless. And that only because I didn't think you'd properly taken care for raccoons or 'possums. Since no one had informed you there was a camp garbage bear. Maybe dingbat on the running part. But the bear already had food and you guys are a tad bigger than a kid, so, as was proven, were pretty safe. Not exactly what those in the sciences would call a rigorous proof. Wolfgang um.....well, o.k., maybe the neurosciences. |
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Not exactly what those in the sciences would call a rigorous proof.
Wolfgang um.....well, o.k., maybe the neurosciences. um.... well, they sure have a lot of nerve! vince |
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On Sun, 14 Aug 2005 00:01:30 -0500, "Wolfgang"
wrote: "Cyli" wrote in message .. . On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 21:51:09 -0400, "Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote: For the new camper, the careless camper, the just plain dingbat or drunkie, the odds get much heavier. "Hold my beer while I go pet / scare / fight the bear, will ya'?" "He's in cooler. Get the cooler back from him." "Little Jimmie, there's a bear there. Run away. Run away. Run fast!" "Oh, let the dog loose. It'll chase the bear away." "Grab all the food and hide in the tent with it." "Little Jimmie, take a donut over there to feed the bear, we'll get a picture." Hey, Wolfgang, we done did that whole list in under 10 minutes (I'll substitute you for Little Jimmy and the dog). Coool. I guess I qualify as the new, careles, dingbat, dunkie camper. Gee, you're harsh on yourself. I'd only have thought careless. And that only because I didn't think you'd properly taken care for raccoons or 'possums. Since no one had informed you there was a camp garbage bear. Maybe dingbat on the running part. But the bear already had food and you guys are a tad bigger than a kid, so, as was proven, were pretty safe. Not exactly what those in the sciences would call a rigorous proof. Wolfgang um.....well, o.k., maybe the neurosciences. You're still alive, right? Only anecdotal evidence, but it worked. Each anecdote is a datum. Enough data can make for provisional proof. However, we only have one datum, so I'd not rely on it, scientifically. Only in this one pragmatic case. Cyli r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels. Often taunted by trout. Almost entirely harmless. http://www.visi.com/~cyli email: lid (strip the .invalid to email) |
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![]() "Cyli" wrote in message ... On Sun, 14 Aug 2005 00:01:30 -0500, "Wolfgang" wrote: "Cyli" wrote in message . .. On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 21:51:09 -0400, "Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote: For the new camper, the careless camper, the just plain dingbat or drunkie, the odds get much heavier. "Hold my beer while I go pet / scare / fight the bear, will ya'?" "He's in cooler. Get the cooler back from him." "Little Jimmie, there's a bear there. Run away. Run away. Run fast!" "Oh, let the dog loose. It'll chase the bear away." "Grab all the food and hide in the tent with it." "Little Jimmie, take a donut over there to feed the bear, we'll get a picture." Hey, Wolfgang, we done did that whole list in under 10 minutes (I'll substitute you for Little Jimmy and the dog). Coool. I guess I qualify as the new, careles, dingbat, dunkie camper. Gee, you're harsh on yourself. I'd only have thought careless. And that only because I didn't think you'd properly taken care for raccoons or 'possums. Since no one had informed you there was a camp garbage bear. Maybe dingbat on the running part. But the bear already had food and you guys are a tad bigger than a kid, so, as was proven, were pretty safe. Not exactly what those in the sciences would call a rigorous proof. Wolfgang um.....well, o.k., maybe the neurosciences. You're still alive, right? Even here in ROFF I'd expect most to accept the mere fact of our testimonial evidence (irrespective of the specific content thereof) as acceptable and sufficient to prove that we did indeed survive. Only anecdotal evidence, but it worked. Each anecdote is a datum. Enough data can make for provisional proof. However, we only have one datum, so I'd not rely on it, scientifically. Only in this one pragmatic case. Cyli The English language, she is a slippery beast. A single anecdote delivered by the protagonist is rock solid proof that he or she survived whatever adventure is under consideration. On the other hand, the testimonial evidence of millions of survivors does nothing to establish even provisional proof that say, warfare for example, is safe. In short, the ex post facto determination that an activity is safe based solely on the survival of the participants is fatally flawed. This is precisely the sort of logic that leads people to dip their children's hands in a pot of honey so that they can get a photo of a bear licking it off. Wolfgang |
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