Oh-oh...it's looking at lot worse for the chosen people...

Now, reporte..er, particularly grasping sources are reporting more facts
that point toward some weird Jewish involvement in the damage to New
Orleans. These sources are saying something about what sounds like it
might be some guy from New York (or possibly Boca Raton, FL) named
"Bernie" ("Boy-knee") having filled Lake Pontchartrain as those
aforementioned dastardly Levys were up to their trickery. Speculation
is beginning to build among reporters that any group with a guy named
"Boy-knee" and a bunch of Levys must be some sort of Jewish gang. Henri
Dubissonette, now known as "Henry Dew-bis-ON-it," and formally of Grand
Isle, said he was pretty sure "that all that extra water in
Pontchartrain came through Lake Bourne," but former fashion and leisure
reporters Candice Babcock and Brucie Peters, from the LA bureaus of CNN
and Fox, respectively, dismissed him as "just some uniformed white local
yokel" and told him to go count Cadillacs in the black part of town.

These same sources are at a loss as to why this bunch of Jews had
singled out New Orleans during the crisis, but some are speculating that
this reluctance to speculate is because just don't know yet if words
like "Farr-vee," "Neck-a-see," and "Koo-vaas'" that they are seeing in
their briefing notes about things over in MS are Jewish names or
ebonics, and as such, are being particularly politically correct until
they can figure things out. When asked for comment, Bay St. Louis
resident John Necaise said he didn't understand much of what the
reporter was babbling about, but he was pretty sure that Mayor Farve and
Senator Cuevas would be on top of any kind of conspiracy stuff.

Well, I, for one, am shocked. And to think, if it weren't for such
perspective providers and their obviously keen grasp of things down
here, we uninformed local types might not realize what was what...

This is meant as a constructive criticism - hope you take it in that spirit.

Slow down and read your post before you post it - Whether I agree with you
or not is irrelevant, but any point you try to make is lost when your
sentences don't seem to make any sense.

This may be due to a poor grasp of your dialect, but I'm probably not the
only one who is having problems reading it.

You end up failing to get your point across when the reader gives up
after the second sentence.




John


wrote in message
...
Now, reporte..er, particularly grasping sources are reporting more facts
that point toward some weird Jewish involvement in the damage to New
Orleans. These sources are saying something about what sounds like it
might be some guy from New York (or possibly Boca Raton, FL) named
"Bernie" ("Boy-knee") having filled Lake Pontchartrain as those
aforementioned dastardly Levys were up to their trickery. Speculation
is beginning to build among reporters that any group with a guy named
"Boy-knee" and a bunch of Levys must be some sort of Jewish gang. Henri
Dubissonette, now known as "Henry Dew-bis-ON-it," and formally of Grand
Isle, said he was pretty sure "that all that extra water in
Pontchartrain came through Lake Bourne," but former fashion and leisure
reporters Candice Babcock and Brucie Peters, from the LA bureaus of CNN
and Fox, respectively, dismissed him as "just some uniformed white local
yokel" and told him to go count Cadillacs in the black part of town.

These same sources are at a loss as to why this bunch of Jews had
singled out New Orleans during the crisis, but some are speculating that
this reluctance to speculate is because just don't know yet if words
like "Farr-vee," "Neck-a-see," and "Koo-vaas'" that they are seeing in
their briefing notes about things over in MS are Jewish names or
ebonics, and as such, are being particularly politically correct until
they can figure things out. When asked for comment, Bay St. Louis
resident John Necaise said he didn't understand much of what the
reporter was babbling about, but he was pretty sure that Mayor Farve and
Senator Cuevas would be on top of any kind of conspiracy stuff.

Well, I, for one, am shocked. And to think, if it weren't for such
perspective providers and their obviously keen grasp of things down
here, we uninformed local types might not realize what was what...

wrote:
Now, reporte..er, particularly grasping sources are reporting more facts
that point toward some weird Jewish involvement in the damage to New
Orleans. ...

You're forgetting the first rule of holes, Dickie. That is,
when you find yourself in one, quit digging.

Your ignorant blatherings here reveal far more about yourself
than you realize.

You know that you're echoing some really sick ****, right ?
The Klan has long claimed that if they'd have just stuck
to ****in' with the blacks the US would be a far different
place today. Their "tactical error", or so they claim, was
attacking Jews who had money and influence which brought
the FBI into the picture. The Klan believed they were in a
war and many of them believe thay'd have won that war if
not for the Jews.

This shtick of yours is not funny, it's sick and twisted.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry typed:
wrote:
Now, reporte..er, particularly grasping sources are reporting more
facts that point toward some weird Jewish involvement in the damage
to New Orleans. ...

You're forgetting the first rule of holes, Dickie. That is,
when you find yourself in one, quit digging.

Your ignorant blatherings here reveal far more about yourself
than you realize.

You know that you're echoing some really sick ****, right ?
The Klan has long claimed that if they'd have just stuck
to ****in' with the blacks the US would be a far different
place today. Their "tactical error", or so they claim, was
attacking Jews who had money and influence which brought
the FBI into the picture. The Klan believed they were in a
war and many of them believe thay'd have won that war if
not for the Jews.

This shtick of yours is not funny, it's sick and twisted.

That could be, but something much more important just happened that needs
your attention: someone just top-posted.
--
TL,
Tim
(priorities, man, priorities)
------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj/

In article ,
says...
This is meant as a constructive criticism - hope you take it in that spirit.

Slow down and read your post before you post it - Whether I agree with you
or not is irrelevant, but any point you try to make is lost when your
sentences don't seem to make any sense.


As Bob Dylan once said, when someone complained that he was singing off-
key, "But that's my _style_, man!"

Kevin
--
reply to: kevin dot vang at minotstateu dot edu

"Kevin Vang" wrote in message
t...
In article ,
says...
This is meant as a constructive criticism - hope you take it in that
spirit.

Slow down and read your post before you post it - Whether I agree with
you
or not is irrelevant, but any point you try to make is lost when your
sentences don't seem to make any sense.


As Bob Dylan once said, when someone complained that he was singing off-
key, "But that's my _style_, man!"

Kevin
--
reply to: kevin dot vang at minotstateu dot edu


Fair point - but Bob Dylan still communicated his message rather well.
Don't you think? I'd read Dylan's stuff all the way through after all
(although I have to admit, I probably wouldn't need to. :-)).

Tim J. wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote of Dickie Dean:
snip
This shtick of yours is not funny, it's sick and twisted.

That could be, but something much more important just happened that needs
your attention: someone just top-posted.

There's nothing I can do about top-posting, so anymore
I ignore it.

I've never seen anything of value posted here by a
top-poster, this is a Usenet group where the convention
is standard posting so that makes top-posters rude,
stupid, lazy and eminently ignorable.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 19:29:30 +0100, "Flycatcher"
wrote:

This is meant as a constructive criticism - hope you take it in that spirit.

I do.

Slow down and read your post before you post it - Whether I agree with you
or not is irrelevant, but any point you try to make is lost when your
sentences don't seem to make any sense.

Unless you've been following this particular chapter of the little drama
that is ROFF from the beginning, I'd be surprised if it did make a lot
of sense. But you can rest assured that those at whom it is aimed not
only understand all or at least most of it, but read every word, too.
And FWIW, I suspect, but do not know, that at least some other readers,
should there be any, have an idea of what it is about.

This may be due to a poor grasp of your dialect, but I'm probably not the
only one who is having problems reading it.

To sum it up: I'm making fun of the news media/"information sources"
coming out of New Orleans and those out of the area who are apparently
looking toward these dubious sources as actually informed about
anything. These "sources" regularly mispronounce words that any and
every local know by heart, such as pronouncing "levee" (leh-vee) as
"LEE-vee" and Bourne (basically, "born") as "BOY-knee"/"Bernie" (from
Boca Raton), and using the silly-assed "n'awlins" pronunciation, all the
while offering up all sorts of nonsense about the situation as if they
know intimately the area, its people, and what they think and feel. To
locals of the area, it is similar to seeing supposedly-authentic New
Orleans-based films where someone runs from a swamp into the Vieux
Carre, (nearly) every resident is referred to as a "Cajun," and everyone
calls everyone "my cherie," or something equally silly.

You end up failing to get your point across when the reader gives up
after the second sentence.

Oh, I'm fairly sure my point got across to those for whom it was
intended, but thanks for the input.

TC,
R

On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 18:49:09 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

wrote:
Now, reporte..er, particularly grasping sources are reporting more facts
that point toward some weird Jewish involvement in the damage to New
Orleans. ...

You're forgetting the first rule of holes, Dickie. That is,
when you find yourself in one, quit digging.

That may be YOUR first rule of holes, and as an aside, it's interesting
to see that you don't pay attention to your own rules, no matter often
you need them, but MY first rule is when you find yourself in one of
them, see if she'll play with the other one until you can get to it
personally...

Your ignorant blatherings here reveal far more about yourself
than you realize.

You know that you're echoing some really sick ****, right ?
The Klan has long claimed that if they'd have just stuck
to ****in' with the blacks the US would be a far different
place today. Their "tactical error", or so they claim, was
attacking Jews who had money and influence which brought
the FBI into the picture. The Klan believed they were in a
war and many of them believe thay'd have won that war if
not for the Jews.

Yeah, Ol' J. Edgar didn't care about a bunch of sheet-cutters messin'
with the darkies, but when they started messin' with his close, personal
bubalahs, the wacky little socialists, well, they were just asking for a
damned good Hoovering...and of course, if you can't take a Klan mission
failure self-assessment as intelligent, well-thought-out, and informed,
where ya gonna go - CNN?

This shtick of yours is not funny, it's sick and twisted.

And apparently, being using as shtick by Jews from Minnesota, too...

I see - its a private party! ;-)

No, you're right - I haven't been on this group long, and was wondering why
this was on a fishing board.

Thanks for the translation. I have to agree about the press - simply
because at the root of every item of news lies one vested interest or
another(politicians, press barons with an axe to grind, a big corporation
looking to do the dirty on one of its competitors/shareholders - the list is
endless). The fact is that the press ends up being used as a propaganda
tool by those interests.

Anyway, enough political rant for now. I have to take photos of some flies
so I can update a page on the website . Some photograph glamour models.
And I do Flies. :-(

Cheers

John



wrote in message
...
On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 19:29:30 +0100, "Flycatcher"
wrote:

This is meant as a constructive criticism - hope you take it in that
spirit.

I do.

Slow down and read your post before you post it - Whether I agree with
you
or not is irrelevant, but any point you try to make is lost when your
sentences don't seem to make any sense.

Unless you've been following this particular chapter of the little drama
that is ROFF from the beginning, I'd be surprised if it did make a lot
of sense. But you can rest assured that those at whom it is aimed not
only understand all or at least most of it, but read every word, too.
And FWIW, I suspect, but do not know, that at least some other readers,
should there be any, have an idea of what it is about.

This may be due to a poor grasp of your dialect, but I'm probably not the
only one who is having problems reading it.

To sum it up: I'm making fun of the news media/"information sources"
coming out of New Orleans and those out of the area who are apparently
looking toward these dubious sources as actually informed about
anything. These "sources" regularly mispronounce words that any and
every local know by heart, such as pronouncing "levee" (leh-vee) as
"LEE-vee" and Bourne (basically, "born") as "BOY-knee"/"Bernie" (from
Boca Raton), and using the silly-assed "n'awlins" pronunciation, all the
while offering up all sorts of nonsense about the situation as if they
know intimately the area, its people, and what they think and feel. To
locals of the area, it is similar to seeing supposedly-authentic New
Orleans-based films where someone runs from a swamp into the Vieux
Carre, (nearly) every resident is referred to as a "Cajun," and everyone
calls everyone "my cherie," or something equally silly.

You end up failing to get your point across when the reader gives up
after the second sentence.

Oh, I'm fairly sure my point got across to those for whom it was
intended, but thanks for the input.

TC,
R