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Old December 2nd, 2005, 04:42 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Wolfgang wrote:

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Right! Bilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks THREE languages?

Right again! Trilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks ONE language?

Anyone?


The standard answer is: American

My answer is: those who have conquered those who speak the other
languages.

cheers

oz, ...if each of our states spoke a unique language, the USians would,
probably, speak many of them.

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Old December 2nd, 2005, 05:02 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Old December 2nd, 2005, 12:05 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Wolfgang wrote:
"angler" wrote in message
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Johnson wrote:


......(the best trout streams in the world).


Well, I don't intend to start a flame war or anything ;-), but there
are a lot of fly fishermen out there, that would disagree with you.

/Roger
But then again, those are mostly non Americans, and what the hell do
they know?



Well......

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Right! Bilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks THREE languages?

Right again! Trilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks ONE language?

Anyone?

Wolfgang



cunninglingual

jeff (sorry...but then, it is a universal language)
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Old December 2nd, 2005, 07:35 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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"angler" wrote in message
oups.com...
Johnson wrote:

......(the best trout streams in the world).


Well, I don't intend to start a flame war or anything ;-), but there
are a lot of fly fishermen out there, that would disagree with you.

/Roger
But then again, those are mostly non Americans, and what the hell do
they know?


Well......

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Right! Bilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks THREE languages?

Right again! Trilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks ONE language?

Anyone?

Wolfgang


A Linguist
-tom


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Old December 2nd, 2005, 07:39 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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"angler" wrote in message
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Johnson wrote:

......(the best trout streams in the world).

Well, I don't intend to start a flame war or anything ;-), but there
are a lot of fly fishermen out there, that would disagree with you.

/Roger
But then again, those are mostly non Americans, and what the hell do
they know?


Well......

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Right! Bilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks THREE languages?

Right again! Trilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks ONE language?

Anyone?

Wolfgang


A Linguist
-tom


Sorry I take that back,
How about Monolingual
-tom


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Old December 2nd, 2005, 07:46 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
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"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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What do you call someone who speaks ONE language?


How about Monolingual


Technically correct, but Jeff's answer gets higher marks for imagination.


Wolfgang
and the major gets an honorable mention for broodingly cryptic.


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Old December 2nd, 2005, 10:26 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Happy Birthday, IJ!! Thanks for the reassurance over China......I worry
about that stuff.
Tom


 




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