Catch and Release

On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 13:18:25 GMT, Frank Church
wrote:

rw wrote in news:43a2449c$0$28489
:

Just when you thought it couldn't get more ****ed up:

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Iraqi security forces caught the most wanted man
in the country last year, but released him because they didn't know who
he was, the Iraqi deputy minister of interior said Thursday.
...snip...


....and this is the best you can do after what took place yesterday in
Iraq? What a ****ing putz!

Frank Sr.

Aw, he's just in a snit because his boy Billy hisownself passed on a
gift-wrapped bin Laden...

And today folks, the ROFFian Little Theater presents a selected snippet
from "Omar and Elvis: Together Again"

SCENE - The White House, Oval Office, late 1990s, two men lying around
on couches in their underwear while porn plays largely unnoticed on a
big screen on the wall. Empty chicken buckets and Big Mac cartons are
strewn about.

al-Bashir: "He is very bad man, Elvis...very bad man..."

Clinton: "Aw, Omar, I don't have time to mess with that...Hillary is
raggin', Monica is raggin', Gennifer is raggin', and now, Chelsea is
raggin,' for Crissake...I'm goin' to Hooters for some wings..."

al-Bashir: "But Elvis, we deliver...and not just him - with two, you get
extra kissra...I make you real deal - just tip boy well..."

Clinton: "Man, Omar, I just don't feel like dealin' with it...go bother
Berger or something, will ya...Hooters, here I come..."

al-Bashir: "Aw, **** it...let's go get some American poon..."

Clinton "Now yer talkin' sense....ya want another cigar?"

An-n-n-n-d SCENE....