Nothing special

"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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SNIP
Bathos at its most insipid.....but not lacking in a certain inadvertent
irony.

Wolfgang


Ah, I see the slack is starting to itch.......

Your move. Squirming does not count.

My move? O.k. What was your intent in starting this thread? Was it
perhaps calculated to spread goodwill and understanding? Was it an attempt
to establish detente?

Wolfgang

"Wolfgang" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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SNIP
My move? O.k. What was your intent in starting this thread? Was it
perhaps calculated to spread goodwill and understanding? Was it an
attempt to establish detente?

Wolfgang


I fear you are in error. I did not start this thread.

Of course, I am always willing to spread goodwill and understanding.

I was not aware that relations were any more strained than usual?

MC

OOPS! Yes I did! Oh well! can´t win ´em all!

"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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. I did not start this thread.


Er Mike, on this side of the pond you did start a new thread .

Carry on.

"Wayne Knight" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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. I did not start this thread.


Er Mike, on this side of the pond you did start a new thread .

Carry on.



Quite right! Forgive me , I got carried away! ( At least it was not a
fairy!).

TL
MC

"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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Quite right! Forgive me , I got carried away! ( At least it was not a
fairy!).


it was a fairy tale however

"Wayne Knight" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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Quite right! Forgive me , I got carried away! ( At least it was not a
fairy!).


it was a fairy tale however


My eternal apologies!

Just listening to a nice song, "The night Fairy is bringing me home again",
( Or was that "Ferry"?).

Time for another Cragganmore!

Doorbell´s ringing! Goodnight ladies!

TL
MC

Several of our learned friends regale us with
.................
Just listening to a nice song, "The night Fairy is bringing me home again",
( Or was that "Ferry"?).
.....................
O-o-o-o-oh.... I had heard a bit here and there about the movie - gay
cowboys, etc. - and thought it was just another in the rash of recent
remakes: a remake of "Midnight Cowboy" called, "Broke, Back Mountin'"...


In the spirit of this infantile humor, from someone else -


1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve
you,
but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That
sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not
Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.. Daisy says to
Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing
to
look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you
can't - I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
says "Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the
craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
your
kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
in
the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an
hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But
why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand
chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes
to
a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself
to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
"They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
from bad breath. This made him ..(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's
good).....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Wayne Knight wrote:

"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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Quite right! Forgive me , I got carried away! ( At least it was not a
fairy!).



it was a fairy tale however



perhaps the "green fairy"? g

and (responding to mike's original note about friends)...the truth is,
many might indeed be friends. many have the capacity, many have the
inclination, and many look forward to the opportunity... my own
undeserving self is proof of the fact, and i'm grateful to have shared
moments and more than moments with many of them from this place.

jeff

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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it was a fairy tale however



perhaps the "green fairy"? g

and (responding to mike's original note about friends)...the truth is,
many might indeed be friends. many have the capacity, many have the
inclination, and many look forward to the opportunity... my own
undeserving self is proof of the fact, and i'm grateful to have shared
moments and more than moments with many of them from this place.

jeff

Well said, my shiffkeyless friend. You have reminded me that a bottle of the
green fairy is hiding in my Potables Pantry. I'll raise a short toast (truth
be told, probably two or three) to you this very evening.

Danl, the thirsty and tired

....now where are those sugar cubes......