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Tim J. wrote:

(yeah, yeah - Orvis-boy)

reminds me...anyone kept up with that fishing goddess-guide from
Washington or Oregon? (Angie???) As I recall, she had a fling with a
fella she called "orvis-boy"...

jeff

"Jeff" wrote in message
ink.net...
wolfgand, send me the $6.50...i'll provide silent, but enduring empathy.
g


Hm.....

Well, to tell the absolute truth, I'd rather have the
cheese.......um.......and something cold to wash it down with.

But then, what with the beating I've been taking around here lately, I guess
empathy would the wiser choice.

O.k......what the hell. The check is in the mail.

jeff (who knows the free market ain't ever free)

True......but it CAN be had.

Wolfgang
and just bring that empathy with you in september.......i'm not certain, but
i believe they still allow it as carry on.

Jeff typed:
Tim J. wrote:

(yeah, yeah - Orvis-boy)

reminds me...anyone kept up with that fishing goddess-guide from
Washington or Oregon? (Angie???) As I recall, she had a fling with a
fella she called "orvis-boy"...

http://www.thefishingoddess.com/

Check out her fan letters. . . see anything familiar?
--
TL,
Tim
------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj/

On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 15:37:13 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:


"Jeff" wrote in message
link.net...
wolfgand, send me the $6.50...i'll provide silent, but enduring empathy.
g


Hm.....

Well, to tell the absolute truth, I'd rather have the
cheese.......um.......and something cold to wash it down with.

But then, what with the beating I've been taking around here lately, I guess
empathy would the wiser choice.

O.k......what the hell. The check is in the mail.

jeff (who knows the free market ain't ever free)

True......but it CAN be had.

Wolfgang
and just bring that empathy with you in september.......i'm not certain, but
i believe they still allow it as carry on.

Nope. You can now have nail clippers and knitting needles but
Empathy (and Pass Lakes) are still considered too dangerous.

g.c.

Who has plenty of cheese. Do you need a Care package?

"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 15:37:13 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:

...just bring that empathy with you in september.......i'm not certain,
but
i believe they still allow it as carry on.

Nope. You can now have nail clippers and knitting needles but
Empathy (and Pass Lakes) are still considered too dangerous.

Drat the luck!

g.c.

Who has plenty of cheese. Do you need a Care package?

Mmmmm......nah, if Jeffie can overnight express that empathy I guess I can
hold out till the equinox......after that, there's plenty of fresh roadkill.

Um.....well, I AM down to my last bottle of Mackeson stout (not counting the
one in my hot little hand) and the nearest reputable vendor is miles from
here......

Wolfgang
and did i mention that i'm an orphan?

On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 16:38:40 -0500, "Tim J."
wrote:

Jeff typed:
Tim J. wrote:

(yeah, yeah - Orvis-boy)

reminds me...anyone kept up with that fishing goddess-guide from
Washington or Oregon? (Angie???) As I recall, she had a fling with a
fella she called "orvis-boy"...

http://www.thefishingoddess.com/

Check out her fan letters. . . see anything familiar?

Hmmm....well, the girls tell me I'm hot, my mom says I'm often obscene,
my grandmother says I'm often vulgar, I'm pretty sure I'm often
offensive, and I know that "apolitically correct" is gibberish...

....and assuming her "intro" isn't tongue-in-cheek (I didn't really dig
around, but I saw no immediate evidence of it), she's about like any
number of idiots who have staggered through ROFF for a few weeks...IOW,
she sounds like a more-masculine version of rw, albeit a lot better
looking and with nicer tits...

TC,
R
....well, that, and SPLORK VANG MU...

wrote:

Hmmm....well, the girls tell me I'm hot,

Listen carefully. It's not "hot." It's "snot."

my mom says I'm often obscene,

Listen carefully. She's not saying you're "obscene." She's saying you're
"a queen."

rdean theme song, to the tune of Funiculi, Funicula:

Last night he stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so good; he knew it would
Last night he stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so nice; he did it twice
O, you should have seen him on the short stroke
It felt so grand, he used his hand
O, you should have heard him on the long stroke
It felt so neat, he used his feet!
Smash it, bash it, slam it on the floor
Wrap it round the bedpost, cram it in the door
Now there are some who say that sexual intercourse is great
But for maximum satisfaction he prefers to masturbate
Hey!

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Wolfgang wrote:

"Jeff" wrote in message
ink.net...

wolfgand, send me the $6.50...i'll provide silent, but enduring empathy.
g


Hm.....

Well, to tell the absolute truth, I'd rather have the
cheese.......um.......and something cold to wash it down with.

a wise and more palatable choice. i'd expect nothing less from you...
truth be told, the silent, enduring empathy has been a hard sell in
recent years.


But then, what with the beating I've been taking around here lately, I guess
empathy would the wiser choice.

O.k......what the hell. The check is in the mail.

whooboy...i've heard that one before. but, silent empathy is patient and
worth every nickel of the existential promise. g



and just bring that empathy with you in september.......i'm not certain, but
i believe they still allow it as carry on.

um...even on that bizarrely-named detroit-to-marquette airline? (which i
heard is now in bankruptcy)

jeff (hoping the yooper fish have as much empathy as i, but charge less
in the delivery)

On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:21:22 GMT, rw
wrote:

wrote:

Hmmm....well, the girls tell me I'm hot,

Listen carefully. It's not "hot." It's "snot."

Oh, geez... I shoulda guessed you were one of those "you don't really
listen to me" kind of gals...

my mom says I'm often obscene,

Listen carefully. She's not saying you're "obscene." She's saying you're
"a queen."

So THAT explains all those feather boas for Christmas...ah, well,
they'll make some interesting ties...

rdean theme song, to the tune of Funiculi, Funicula:

Last night he stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so good; he knew it would
Last night he stayed at home and masturbated...

Sounds like you're speaking from a wee bit too much experience...and as
it is supposed to be MY song, some might think you'd have the courage to
write it properly and type "I stayed at home and masturbated" instead of
"he stayed at home and masturbated," but at least you and I know you are
just uptight to be able to type that...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

....and oh yeah - she's more humorous than you, too...of course, so's an
episode of "Firing Line" and a dose of Avian flu...

On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 16:19:43 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:


"George Cleveland" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 15:37:13 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:

...just bring that empathy with you in september.......i'm not certain,
but
i believe they still allow it as carry on.

Nope. You can now have nail clippers and knitting needles but
Empathy (and Pass Lakes) are still considered too dangerous.

Drat the luck!

g.c.

Who has plenty of cheese. Do you need a Care package?

Mmmmm......nah, if Jeffie can overnight express that empathy I guess I can
hold out till the equinox......after that, there's plenty of fresh roadkill.

Um.....well, I AM down to my last bottle of Mackeson stout (not counting the
one in my hot little hand) and the nearest reputable vendor is miles from
here......

Wolfgang
and did i mention that i'm an orphan?



I feel your Pain!

g.c.