Cheney shoots someone (I'm not kidding)

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Oh man that is too much. I bet the right wing goons are going to lose
it because of this one. After all the crap they gave Kerry for going
hunting......Cheney goes out and shoots his hunting partner!



Maybe they can send him through a hunter safety course, and make him an NRA
hunting safety poster child.

I think it would be an absolute hoot if he was found not to be licensed.

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On 2/13/06 10:34 AM, in article
, "Scott Seidman"
wrote:

I think it would be an absolute hoot if he was found not to be licensed.

The report I read* stated that he had purchased his TX hunting license back
in November.

Of course, that information MIGHT be part of the cover up conspiracy...

Bill
(hmmm..... hey Wayne, you still planning on bird hunting during the Yoop
clave this fall? Just want to know if I should pack the body armor :-)

* http://tinyurl.com/bclml

William Claspy wrote:

(hmmm..... hey Wayne, you still planning on bird hunting during the Yoop
clave this fall? Just want to know if I should pack the body armor :-)

What's a little spraying with bird shot? You can go back to work and
tell everyone how bad the mosquitos were.

Wayne
My eyes might suck but I can tell the difference between a Libriarian
and a grouse. Tho the librarian might be a little easier to hit. grin

Wayne Knight wrote:
William Claspy wrote:


(hmmm..... hey Wayne, you still planning on bird hunting during the Yoop
clave this fall? Just want to know if I should pack the body armor :-)


What's a little spraying with bird shot? You can go back to work and
tell everyone how bad the mosquitos were.

Yeah, he can do that after he gets out of intensive care.

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rw wrote:

Yeah, he can do that after he gets out of intensive care.


The injuries as described, would not have sent the "average *peppered*
hunter" to ICU, and prossibly not even an overnight stay. This guys
trip to ICU probably had more to do with his age, his wealth, and who
shot him.

Regardless, based on my last two hunting trips, Neither Mr. Claspy nor
the birds have anything to worry about come September.

On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 15:56:45 GMT, rw
wrote:

Wayne Knight wrote:
William Claspy wrote:


(hmmm..... hey Wayne, you still planning on bird hunting during the Yoop
clave this fall? Just want to know if I should pack the body armor :-)


What's a little spraying with bird shot? You can go back to work and
tell everyone how bad the mosquitos were.

Yeah, he can do that after he gets out of intensive care.

I believe he went to intensive care because of his age, not the
wounds. I was sprayed with birdshot (abouot 200 yards away) when I
was a kid. I had a split second to duck my head when I heard the shot
hitting the tobacco barn. I had several shot hit my hat, and two his
my hand. Left a welt - didn't even break the skin.

There'll be lots of jokes, as there should be, sorta like the stain on
the blue dress dontchaknow. d;o)

Dave LaCourse wrote:

I believe he went to intensive care because of his age, not the
wounds. I was sprayed with birdshot (abouot 200 yards away) when I
was a kid. I had a split second to duck my head when I heard the shot
hitting the tobacco barn. I had several shot hit my hat, and two his
my hand. Left a welt - didn't even break the skin.

"Hospital officials on Monday continued to offer few details on the
victim's condition, but said he was "very stable" and that pellets were
possibly still being removed. Sally Whittington told The Dallas Morning
News her father was being observed because of swelling from some of the
welts on his neck. His face "looks like chicken pox, kind of," she said.

"A hospital spokesman said Whittington was in the intensive care unit
because his condition warranted it, but he didn't elaborate. Whittington
sent word that he would have no comment on the incident out of respect
for Cheney."

As usual, you don't know what you're talking about.

Jesus, you went ballistic when Joe MacIntosh touched your shirt. What
would you do if he shot you in the face?

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On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 19:51:55 GMT, rw
wrote:

As usual, you don't know what you're talking about.

And the news this afternoon said that he was out of IC and shouldn't
have been admitted to it. His "injuries" are worse than Kerry's VN
wounds.

Come to think of it, if Kerry had been hunting with Cheney ("Can I get
me a huntin' license here?"), we'd have to issue five or six more
Purple Hearts.

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
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On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 15:56:45 GMT, rw
wrote:

Wayne Knight wrote:
William Claspy wrote:


(hmmm..... hey Wayne, you still planning on bird hunting during the Yoop
clave this fall? Just want to know if I should pack the body armor :-)


What's a little spraying with bird shot? You can go back to work and
tell everyone how bad the mosquitos were.

Yeah, he can do that after he gets out of intensive care.

I believe he went to intensive care because of his age, not the
wounds. I was sprayed with birdshot (abouot 200 yards away) when I
was a kid. I had a split second to duck my head when I heard the shot
hitting the tobacco barn. I had several shot hit my hat, and two his
my hand. Left a welt - didn't even break the skin.

I was hit by several hundred pellets from a number of guns (don't know how
many.....couldn't see them) one day this past summer. Didn't hurt a bit.
On the other hand, I've also been shot with a BB gun (long time
ago).....hurt like hell. And friends of mine have had to have them
surgically removed. I'm guessing Mr. Whittington's experience was more like
the latter.....in spades. Your vapid reminiscences, as usual, add nothing
to the discussion......not even humor.

There'll be lots of jokes, as there should be, sorta like the stain on
the blue dress dontchaknow. d;o)

Yeah.....that's right......it's Klinton's fault.

Moron.

Wolfgang
"sprayed", huh?

On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 14:28:09 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:

There'll be lots of jokes, as there should be, sorta like the stain on
the blue dress dontchaknow. d;o)

Yeah.....that's right......it's Klinton's fault.

Where did I say it was Clinton's fault? Jokes were hot and heavy over
the blue dress, and they will be hot and heavy over this. PERIOD. No
blame. No fault. Just a funny time. Once again, you show your
inability to read. d;o)


Moron.

You're calling me a moron, Girly Boy, and you can't read a sentence
properly? Two phunny.


You must be havin' another bad day, Girly Guy. Didja go by the
playground and have the kids steal your lunch money (shiney nickles
and all) again? I think that's where you got the "shiney nickle"
schtick - having lost so many when you were a kid at the playground.
And now you're STILL a girly boy complaining. tsk tsk tsk Maybe
that's why you stink so much; you've **** your pants so many times
when you were a kid that the stink is stuck to ya.