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Old February 14th, 2006, 12:46 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Wayne Knight wrote:


My eyes might suck but I can tell the difference between a Libriarian
and a grouse.


uh oh... um, i promise not to grouse while in da yoop?

jeff
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"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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uh oh... um, i promise not to grouse while in da yoop?


Lawyer's would be out of season in September


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Old February 14th, 2006, 03:32 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:01:16 -0500, "Wayne Knight"
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"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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uh oh... um, i promise not to grouse while in da yoop?


Lawyer's would be out of season in September


Not with the right stamp...and besides, all you'd get is an awar...er,
bount...er, warning, anyway....


TC,
R
....actually, I think maybe that if you shoot and injure a lawyer, they
make you take a series of education classes...in marksmanship...if it
was a PI guy, they also give you a bigger gun...and more ammo...if he
had TV ads, they just go bag 'em for you...actually, that reminds me of
joke:

A guy brings his hunting partner in, after having accidentally shot him.

"Doc! Doc! Help him! Help him!," says Elmer

"Well, I probably could if you hadn't field-dressed him first..."
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Old February 14th, 2006, 03:58 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Not with the right stamp...and besides, all you'd get is an awar...er,
bount...er, warning, anyway....


Maybe in Texas son, but we gonna be in da UP, ain't no one messing with the
likes of Grady Service

Wayne
for those who don't know who I am speaking
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/159...lance&n=283155


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Old February 14th, 2006, 02:33 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On 2/13/06 7:46 PM, in article yL9If.4297$Nq1.2570@dukeread11, "Jeff Miller"
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Wayne Knight wrote:


My eyes might suck but I can tell the difference between a Libriarian
and a grouse.


uh oh... um, i promise not to grouse while in da yoop?


So, Jeff, while we're sitting in camp drinking Kona Mt fresh ground, let's
be sure to sing loudly (is wayno coming along?) and wear safety orange, eh?

Bill

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Old February 14th, 2006, 11:24 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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bill, you can bet i'm hanging around with the librarians...you have some
extra orange duds i can borrow?

jeff (and don't be bringing any ol' grouse scotch either)

William Claspy wrote:
On 2/13/06 7:46 PM, in article yL9If.4297$Nq1.2570@dukeread11, "Jeff Miller"
wrote:


Wayne Knight wrote:


My eyes might suck but I can tell the difference between a Libriarian
and a grouse.


uh oh... um, i promise not to grouse while in da yoop?



So, Jeff, while we're sitting in camp drinking Kona Mt fresh ground, let's
be sure to sing loudly (is wayno coming along?) and wear safety orange, eh?

Bill

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Old February 15th, 2006, 02:49 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"Jeff" wrote in message
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don't be bringing any ol' grouse scotch either


Oh don;t be so quick, you never know when you might need a fire starter, or
speaking of orange....an antiseptic.

Wayne
I'd rather fish with a KPOS than drink blended scotch.


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Old February 15th, 2006, 02:21 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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William Claspy wrote:

You're bringing some 'boo along as well, right?


Depends on how much you grovel between now than then

(I'll bring the books :-)


From the judge?


 




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