Cheney shoots someone (I'm not kidding)

Cheney to receive citation for lack of hunting stamp!


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...61cheney1.html

rw wrote:

Ken Fortenberry wrote:

John Hightower wrote:

"rw" wrote:

So you think that shooting 70 farm-raised pheasants is sport?



I figure its just about the same amount of "sport" as catching
stocked fish.



Exactly right, John. I'll confess to having done both in
the past but given my druthers, I'd just as soon not do
either in the future. (I'll make an exception for Santeetlah,
just 'cause it's so goddamn pretty.)


I wouldn't mind shooting a few farm-raised pheasants. But shooting 70
seems a little extreme. How long does it take someone to eat 70 pheasants?

um....i'd be willing to volunteer for the experiment, assuming a
reasonably competent cook. (and no olives)

jeff

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Dogs are required at these places and there are no escapees.
If you pay for 5 birds, you'll take home 5 birds whether you
shoot them yourself or the "guide" does.

Hm.....

You say "They may as well be fenced in for all the chance they have."
Can't speak for anyone else, but it seems clear to me that this means
they are NOT fenced in. Hobbled? Chained to a stake? Left in the cage?
Wings clipped?

Raised in cages some of them don't have sense enough to
fly away from the dogs and they have to have a swift kick
before they'll fly away. It's called "boot and shoot"
hunting and it bears about as much resemblence to real wing
shooting as fishing in a pay lake bears to real trout
fishing.

Raised in cities (or out in the country, for that matter) some of them don't
have sense enough to wait until they find something they know something
about before speaking or writing. You give them a swift kick, they lick the
boot and hoot. It bears about as much resemblance to real discussion as
open mike night at the village hall.

You ever actually see a pheasant?

Wolfgang

Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
nk.net...


...How long does it take someone to eat 70 pheasants?



It varies. A big man with a good appetite and a real fondness for
pheasant?.......a couple of weeks, maybe.

That's five pheasants per day. I'm pretty big and I have a good
appetite, but I'd bail after day 1.

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Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Wolfgang wrote:

"rw" wrote in message
nk.net...


...How long does it take someone to eat 70 pheasants?



It varies. A big man with a good appetite and a real fondness for
pheasant?.......a couple of weeks, maybe.

Wolfgang



obviously a tyro... i'll wager on 3 days, tops.

jeff

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
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On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 14:20:35 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:

Unlike you own inclusive self, huh?

I respect others' idealogies.

You're a lying sack of murderous pig ****.

mJeff Miller, wayno, Stan Gula, Ken
Fortenberry are all liberals,

Are they? Well......gosh.

but I consider them friends and respect
their points of view.

You're a liar.....and evil.....we know this.....we have it from an
unimpeachable source.

May not agree with them, but that's ok.

Yeah. That's o.k.

Wolfgang

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Jeff Miller wrote:
Wolfgang wrote:

"rw" wrote in message
nk.net...


...How long does it take someone to eat 70 pheasants?




It varies. A big man with a good appetite and a real fondness for
pheasant?.......a couple of weeks, maybe.

Wolfgang


obviously a tyro... i'll wager on 3 days, tops.

jeff

NOBODY can eat 23 pheasants in one day, except for maybe that skinny
Japanese guy who wins all the eating contests.

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Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"Larry L" wrote in message
news

...But the biggest thing that can happen, to me, as a nation is that in
the
process of fighting the enemy, we give up the processes that makes us
free....

I haven't researched the matter thoroughly, but I believe that senator
Graham may be the smallest (and least articulate) nation in the history of
the planet.

Larry says, "Amen, Bro"

Yeah. No kidding......ainna?

Wolfgang

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
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On 13 Feb 2006 23:17:29 GMT, Scott Seidman
wrote:

Only if he can avoid hunting trips with Cheney.

d;o)
I tried to tell Wolfgang about the jokes, but he thought I was blaming
all this on Clinton.

I've been trying to tell people what a joke you are.......but the
rage......and Clinton......make it a tough sell.

Wolfgang