Cheney shoots someone (I'm not kidding)

"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
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rw wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/cheney_hunting_accident


I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy.

Good God, what a wit! Astounding!

Fortunately, it is unlikely that your resolve will ever be put to the
test......even in the rarified social circles in which you doubtless move so
freely.

Idi.......um.....well, you know.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang wrote:

"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
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rw wrote:


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/cheney_hunting_accident


I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy.


Good God, what a wit! Astounding!

Fortunately, it is unlikely that your resolve will ever be put to the
test......even in the rarified social circles in which you doubtless move so
freely.

Idi.......um.....well, you know.

Wolfgang

Missed your meds again, eh? I'm sure you move in rarified social
circles. So rarified, you're totally alone.

You're pathetic.

"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
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rw wrote:


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/cheney_hunting_accident


I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy.


Good God, what a wit! Astounding!

Fortunately, it is unlikely that your resolve will ever be put to the
test......even in the rarified social circles in which you doubtless move
so freely.

Idi.......um.....well, you know.

Wolfgang

Missed your meds again, eh?

I got a system. I take 'em all at once......then I don't have to worry
about it for a month or so. O.k......yeah.....I sometimes miss a couple of
days aroung the end of the month (or the middle.....or something). Things
get a little foggy sometimes.

I'm sure you move in rarified social circles.

A lot of the time, I don't move much at all. You've never done 3 grams of
thorazine, have you?

So rarified, you're totally alone.

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. I mean, it was just a matter
of time before some itinerant genius strolled by and saw through my
transparent facade. The only surprise is that it took this long......and
required the services of such a SPECIAL genius.

You're pathetic.

You have no idea.

Wolfgang
o.k......well......so, what do i do now?

Wolfgang wrote:

Wolfgang
o.k......well......so, what do i do now?


Looks like suicide is your only way out.

"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

Wolfgang
o.k......well......so, what do i do now?

Looks like suicide is your only way out.

What means would you recommend?

Wolfgang

Wolfgang wrote:
"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

Wolfgang
o.k......well......so, what do i do now?

Looks like suicide is your only way out.


What means would you recommend?

Go quail hunting with Cheney.

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rw wrote:

Wolfgang wrote:

"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

Wolfgang
o.k......well......so, what do i do now?


Looks like suicide is your only way out.



What means would you recommend?


Go quail hunting with Cheney.

I guess its too late to hold a cabinet position in the Clinton
administration.

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nk.net...
Wolfgang wrote:
"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

Wolfgang
o.k......well......so, what do i do now?

Looks like suicide is your only way out.


What means would you recommend?

Go quail hunting with Cheney.

I'm guessing that's not going to be a viable option for the duration of this
season.

Wolfgang
i mean, even they can't be THAT stupid........right?

Wolfgang wrote:
"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

Wolfgang
o.k......well......so, what do i do now?

Looks like suicide is your only way out.


What means would you recommend?

Wolfgang


Draw a tub of warm water a little above body temperature. Take three
aspirin. Get into the tub. Open and drink a bottle of your favorite
red wine. Open the veins in your wrists and enjoy the slow transition
as you fade from consiousness.

You'll enjoy it almost as much as the rest of us.

"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:
"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

Wolfgang
o.k......well......so, what do i do now?

Looks like suicide is your only way out.


What means would you recommend?

Wolfgang


Draw a tub of warm water a little above body temperature. Take three
aspirin. Get into the tub. Open and drink a bottle of your favorite red
wine. Open the veins in your wrists and enjoy the slow transition as you
fade from consiousness.

I do that about once a week.

You'll enjoy it almost as much as the rest of us.

I enjoy it much more than you can imagine. However, it has thus far failed
to produce the ultimate effect you've got in mind. Got anything else?

Wolfgang
who, it would appear, is forever doomed in his search for an original twit.