Cheney shoots someone (I'm not kidding)

"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
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rw wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/cheney_hunting_accident


I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy.

Good God, what a wit! Astounding!

Fortunately, it is unlikely that your resolve will ever be put to the
test......even in the rarified social circles in which you doubtless move so
freely.

Idi.......um.....well, you know.

Wolfgang

"Tim J." wrote in message
...

As roff's self-appointed bookie, I'm laying twelve to one odds on the
outcome of this discussion. Anyone wishing to place their bets as to the
exact time of the event can contact my agent, Li'l wayno's House of Book
(we never close).

Ssshhh! You'w scawe the wabbit!

Wowfgang

bill, you can bet i'm hanging around with the librarians...you have some
extra orange duds i can borrow?

jeff (and don't be bringing any ol' grouse scotch either)

William Claspy wrote:
On 2/13/06 7:46 PM, in article yL9If.4297$Nq1.2570@dukeread11, "Jeff Miller"
wrote:


Wayne Knight wrote:


My eyes might suck but I can tell the difference between a Libriarian
and a grouse.

uh oh... um, i promise not to grouse while in da yoop?


So, Jeff, while we're sitting in camp drinking Kona Mt fresh ground, let's
be sure to sing loudly (is wayno coming along?) and wear safety orange, eh?

Bill

On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:12:23 -0500, "Tim J."
wrote:

"Dave LaCourse" wrote
"Wolfgang" wrote:
"Dave LaCourse" wrote
"Wolfgang" wrote:
"Dave LaCourse" wrote
"Wolfgang" wrote:

As roff's self-appointed bookie, I'm laying twelve to one odds on the
outcome of this discussion.

Now we're talking! Some action...and a cert, to boot! And I must say,
I've never seen a bookie offer a sucker bet...when he's the
sucker...therefore, 1 large on "Horse's Ass" to show...I'll send someone
up to collect my 12 grand - please have it ready for him.

Thanks, again!
R

"Jeff" wrote in message
link.net...

don't be bringing any ol' grouse scotch either

Oh don;t be so quick, you never know when you might need a fire starter, or
speaking of orange....an antiseptic.

Wayne
I'd rather fish with a KPOS than drink blended scotch.

Wolfgang wrote:

"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
news

rw wrote:


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/cheney_hunting_accident


I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy.


Good God, what a wit! Astounding!

Fortunately, it is unlikely that your resolve will ever be put to the
test......even in the rarified social circles in which you doubtless move so
freely.

Idi.......um.....well, you know.

Wolfgang

Missed your meds again, eh? I'm sure you move in rarified social
circles. So rarified, you're totally alone.

You're pathetic.

"Wayne Knight" wrote in message
ups.com...

riverman wrote:

I am absolutely
astounded by the ability of both Bush and Cheney to pretty much do
whatever
they want and to get away with it, even shooting someone in the face.
God,
the list of things they do with impunity is just getting so damn long...

What astounds me to this day is that as a matter of routines, we
(liberals) keep getting our asses kicked and it's just crap like this
that cause it. It was a freeking hunting accident with enough
negligence happening to result in a man being shot. It's not like he
shot the man by purposedly pointing the gun at him. Just what the hell
in this case is there to get away with?


Escapes me Wayne. Certainly couldn't be that he wasn't properly licensed,
right? And its doubtful that he was drinking again and needed to avoid a
breath test, right? I mean the local Sheriff said this was just a garden
variety hunting accident, (you know spinning around while you pull the
trigger and shooting a companion in the face.) And hardly anyone is aware
that the guy he shot is one of the most notorious fixers and bagmen in Texas
history, right? No one could expect the Vice ****ing President, to not leave
the scene of a shooting even if he was the shooter. I don't even believe
the stuff about how the hospital found that the victim had been wearing a
wire.

Yeah, Waynes right, Whats the hell to get away with? Besides, I heard on
Hannity today the Clinton and Gore killed lots of guys and the media just
ignored it.

Dave
Word on the street is that DeLay is "going to the mattresses," because
Cheney is "cleaning up a little unfinished business."
%+)

wrote:
On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 19:43:42 GMT, rw
wrote:

In politics, as in any public forum, once you become a laughingstock
you're finished. You of all people should know that.


Well, true enough, I guess...I have observed you here on ROFF for a few
years...

That's a pathetic attempt at a comeback. Let's at least try for a little
wit. OK?

Cheney is finished. History. He's a laughingstock. He cannot face the
press or an honest interviewer.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:31:18 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:


wrote in message
.. .

..."dove" stamps are now required for all species, too.

Hm......

So, not only did Cheney not have the required "upland bird" stamp, it
transpires that he was also lacking the "dove" stamp needed to shoot a
hunting companion. Wow.


Dove? A Texas lawyer who's a big time Republican contributor? I
think you're talking hawk there. Aren't most raptors protected
species in these more ecologically knowledgeable times?

Wolfgang
who, it should not be necessary to add, supposes that......even in
texas......a "whittington" belongs to some species or other.


--

r.bc vixen. Minnow Goddess. Willow watcher.
Often taunted by trout. Almost entirely harmless.

"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

"Cal Vanize" wrote in message
news

rw wrote:


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/cheney_hunting_accident


I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy.


Good God, what a wit! Astounding!

Fortunately, it is unlikely that your resolve will ever be put to the
test......even in the rarified social circles in which you doubtless move
so freely.

Idi.......um.....well, you know.

Wolfgang

Missed your meds again, eh?

I got a system. I take 'em all at once......then I don't have to worry
about it for a month or so. O.k......yeah.....I sometimes miss a couple of
days aroung the end of the month (or the middle.....or something). Things
get a little foggy sometimes.

I'm sure you move in rarified social circles.

A lot of the time, I don't move much at all. You've never done 3 grams of
thorazine, have you?

So rarified, you're totally alone.

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. I mean, it was just a matter
of time before some itinerant genius strolled by and saw through my
transparent facade. The only surprise is that it took this long......and
required the services of such a SPECIAL genius.

You're pathetic.

You have no idea.

Wolfgang
o.k......well......so, what do i do now?