Cheney shoots someone (I'm not kidding)

"rw" wrote in message
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rb608 wrote:

I sweartagawd. I have no clue as to what "fresh shot dough" could be
or how it might remotely suggest a tastier pizza; but I thought it a
strange sign for that area.

That's what happens when you're VP and you become a laughingstock.

Wow. Reality is absolutely incapable of scuffing (let alone denting) that
armor of yours, huh? Look around you, stevie, it's been over two
weeks......nobody cares. Most Americans have probably once again forgotten
who Dick Cheney is by now. Whittington has already left the hospital,
mumbled some exculpatory drivel and resubmerged into a doubtless well
deserved anonymity. Hell, Cheney could have killed him and it wouldn't make
any difference. Witnesses could have testified that Cheney shot him
deliberately.....and it STILL wouldn't have made any difference.

Wolfgang
who knows that precedent counts for a lot in government and law.......cheny
wouldn't be the first sitting u.s. vice president to escape prosecution for
murder.

"Wolfgang" wrote in :

Hell, Cheney could have killed him and it wouldn't make
any difference.

I firmly believe that if he did kill him, we never would have heard about
it. Perhaps that explains the delay in releasing the incident better than
any mumblings of inebriation.


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"Scott Seidman" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" wrote in :

Hell, Cheney could have killed him and it wouldn't make
any difference.

I firmly believe that if he did kill him, we never would have heard about
it. Perhaps that explains the delay in releasing the incident better than
any mumblings of inebriation.

Sort of makes a boy wonder just how prescient Mel Brooks really was, ainna?

Wolfgang
PULL!

"Wolfgang" wrote in
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"Scott Seidman" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" wrote in
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Hell, Cheney could have killed him and it wouldn't make
any difference.

I firmly believe that if he did kill him, we never would have heard
about it. Perhaps that explains the delay in releasing the incident
better than any mumblings of inebriation.

Sort of makes a boy wonder just how prescient Mel Brooks really was,
ainna?

Wolfgang
PULL!




It IS good to be the King!

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Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
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rb608 wrote:

I sweartagawd. I have no clue as to what "fresh shot dough" could be
or how it might remotely suggest a tastier pizza; but I thought it a
strange sign for that area.

That's what happens when you're VP and you become a laughingstock.


Wow. Reality is absolutely incapable of scuffing (let alone denting) that
armor of yours, huh? Look around you, stevie, it's been over two
weeks......nobody cares.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/c...eyshooting.htm

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"rw" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
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rb608 wrote:

I sweartagawd. I have no clue as to what "fresh shot dough" could be
or how it might remotely suggest a tastier pizza; but I thought it a
strange sign for that area.

That's what happens when you're VP and you become a laughingstock.


Wow. Reality is absolutely incapable of scuffing (let alone denting)
that armor of yours, huh? Look around you, stevie, it's been over two
weeks......nobody cares.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/c...eyshooting.htm

And......what? That means something?

Wolfgang
who knows a genuine laughingstock when he sees one day after day after
day.....year after year after year......

Wolfgang wrote:
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Wolfgang
who knows a genuine laughingstock when he sees one day after day after
day.....year after year after year......

You could try shaving by feel instead of looking in the mirror.
It works surprisingly well, I'm doing just that now and for three
more weeks until I get my final prescription.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:
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Wolfgang
who knows a genuine laughingstock when he sees one day after day after
day.....year after year after year......

You could try shaving by feel instead of looking in the mirror.

And I'd want to do that.......because?

It works surprisingly well, I'm doing just that now and for three
more weeks until I get my final prescription.

Well, you be sure to pay in advance for that prescription. Bon Voyage.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
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http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/c...eyshooting.htm


And......what? That means something?

Here's the CURRENT top ten "too funny for TV" on Letterman's web site:

Top Ten Surprises In The Dick Cheney Interview

# The bandolier of bullets across his naked chest

# First use of phrase "puttin' a cap in that old fool's ass" since Vice
President Spiro Agnew

# Every 3 minutes Cheney needed a "Heart Attack Break"

# Kept plugging "Big Momma's House 2"

# Vowed to hunt himself down and bring himself to justice

# Wearing flannel shirt borrowed from lesbian daughter

# Robert Blake and O.J. called in to lend their support

# Deeply regrets not finishing the guy off

No doubt this story will soon subside, if no other reason than that the
Bush administration is trying award the contract for our Eastern
seaboard port operations to a state-owned Dubai corporation. How stupid
is that? Bush threatens to veto any legislation preventing it. It would
be his first veto. Two people in his administration, including Treasury
Secretary Snow, have financial ties to the Dubai corporation. Dubai,
part of the United Arab Emirates, recognized the Taliban in Afghanistan,
laundered money for Bin Laden, and the Emirates were an operational and
financial base for the 9/11 hijackers. The administration's response?
"Trust us." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Once a politician becomes a laughingstock, he remains a laughingstock.

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On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:01:19 GMT, rw
wrote:

Once a politician becomes a laughingstock, he remains a laughingstock.

If that is true, then you must admit that Kerry, Kennedy, and both
Clintons are laughingstocks, as well as Gore, Chris Dodd, Biden, Jimmy
Carter, et al. And yes, the list includes many Republicans.