Cheney shoots someone (I'm not kidding)

"rb608" wrote in message
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The longer you wait, the harder it will be to ever open it. I mean, if
you didn't open it for *that*, how can you justify opening it fot
*this*?

Although in a different universe altogether, I had a similar problem
with a couple bottles of wine. Not just any wine, mind you, but three
bottles of homemade blackberry wine. I'd sampled a few bottles right
after it had matured sufficiently, and it was damned good stuff. So
good, in fact, that I determined not to drink it all up too soon, but
to save it for the *right* occasions. So down in the basement they
stayed. No situation seemed right. Then I knocked one over & broke
it. After several years of moving them out of my way while they
gathered more dust, I just said screw it & pulled the cork on one for
no reason at all. It was still great, and it tasted just as good as if
it were a special occasion, which it turned out to be.

Joe F.


Bringing home 2 bottles of Bordeaux and a Chianti Classico tonight.
Different brands of Bordeaux I had not tried, as decided good time to try
them. Made it to the driveway when the bag broke. Both bottles of Bordeaux
broke. Not the reasonable Chianti.

On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 20:38:36 -0500, "Wayne Knight"
wrote:

got through the day, sounds like reason enough to have some older macallan


Maybe a bottle of the 18 yo. I'd like to try the 25 again, but if I
spend that much money, it better come with wheels and a motor.

Dave LaCourse wrote:
When have I smeared anyone except the two biggest assholes on roff -
Barnard and Wolfgang? ....

You are lying.

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Dave LaCourse wrote:
When have I smeared anyone except the two biggest assholes on roff -
Barnard and Wolfgang? ....

You are lying.

Actually, Greg, David is asking for folks to remind him "when" he has
smeared others, aside from rw and
Wolfgang. Wait for him to deny your accusations and then call him a liar.

Op --it does no good to shoot first and then try to ask questions--

"Mr. Opus McDopus" wrote in message
.. .

... --it does no good to shoot first and then try to ask questions--

Oh, I don't know about that. If you shoot well, you'll get no lies in
response to the questions.

Wolfgang
dead men tell no tales......aaaarrrrrr.

I hesitate to prolong this thread; but all of the speculation and
politics aside, I was somewhat astounded at just how far this incident
had permeated into Americana. I was in a very small seaside town, way
down on Maryland's Eastern Shore; and I was taken aback by the marquee
sign at the town pizza parlor:

Dick Cheney Pizza
Fresh Shot Dough

I sweartagawd. I have no clue as to what "fresh shot dough" could be
or how it might remotely suggest a tastier pizza; but I thought it a
strange sign for that area.

Joe F.

rb608 wrote:

I sweartagawd. I have no clue as to what "fresh shot dough" could be
or how it might remotely suggest a tastier pizza; but I thought it a
strange sign for that area.

That's what happens when you're VP and you become a laughingstock.

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Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"rw" wrote in message
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rb608 wrote:

I sweartagawd. I have no clue as to what "fresh shot dough" could be
or how it might remotely suggest a tastier pizza; but I thought it a
strange sign for that area.

That's what happens when you're VP and you become a laughingstock.

Wow. Reality is absolutely incapable of scuffing (let alone denting) that
armor of yours, huh? Look around you, stevie, it's been over two
weeks......nobody cares. Most Americans have probably once again forgotten
who Dick Cheney is by now. Whittington has already left the hospital,
mumbled some exculpatory drivel and resubmerged into a doubtless well
deserved anonymity. Hell, Cheney could have killed him and it wouldn't make
any difference. Witnesses could have testified that Cheney shot him
deliberately.....and it STILL wouldn't have made any difference.

Wolfgang
who knows that precedent counts for a lot in government and law.......cheny
wouldn't be the first sitting u.s. vice president to escape prosecution for
murder.

"Wolfgang" wrote in :

Hell, Cheney could have killed him and it wouldn't make
any difference.

I firmly believe that if he did kill him, we never would have heard about
it. Perhaps that explains the delay in releasing the incident better than
any mumblings of inebriation.


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Scott
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"Scott Seidman" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" wrote in :

Hell, Cheney could have killed him and it wouldn't make
any difference.

I firmly believe that if he did kill him, we never would have heard about
it. Perhaps that explains the delay in releasing the incident better than
any mumblings of inebriation.

Sort of makes a boy wonder just how prescient Mel Brooks really was, ainna?

Wolfgang
PULL!