Happy St Patrick's Day

"JR" wrote ...


"The Murphy twins are drunk again."


What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunk.


Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.


warning, blasphemy
How do you know that Christ was Irish?

At 33, he lived at home, was unemployed, thought his mother a virgin, and
she thought he was the son of god.


What's black and blue and floats in the Chicago river on March 18th?

Some wiseass who told Irish jokes on St. Pat's day.



Dan

"Daniel-San" wrote in message
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What's black and blue and floats in the Chicago river on March 18th?

A dog that ran through it?

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives
at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my
husband?"
"That's whut I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident down
at the Guinness brewery ..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go
quickly?"
"Well, Brenda ... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

Every dog has it's day, and every dog has two. - Huckleberry Hound
-tom

"Tom Nakashima" wrote ...

"Daniel-San" wrote ...

What's black and blue and floats in the Chicago river on March 18th?

A dog that ran through it?

Actually, the dog ran _over_ the river.

....the Chicago river hasn't caught on fire in what? 10 years?


Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives
at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my
husband?"
"That's whut I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident
down at the Guinness brewery ..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and
drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go
quickly?"
"Well, Brenda ... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."


One of the better ones out there.


Every dog has it's day, and every dog has two. - Huckleberry Hound
-tom


Dan