Bear Pepper Spray Repellent?

Thank you for keeping me busy and amused this afternoon. I am fasting
for a medical procedure (we all know what) in the a.m., and getting my
mind off of food by having a ****ing contest with you has helped.
However, talk of fillet of salmon and fried potatoes and beer has not
helped.

I hope the doc tells me I am a "perfect" asshole in the morning.

d;o)

wrote:
Thank you for keeping me busy and amused this afternoon. I am fasting
for a medical procedure (we all know what) in the a.m., and getting my
mind off of food by having a ****ing contest with you has helped.
However, talk of fillet of salmon and fried potatoes and beer has not
helped.

I hope the doc tells me I am a "perfect" asshole in the morning.

If the doctor finds your head up there tell him to cut it off. You don't
need it.

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On Thu, 22 Jun 2006 20:10:47 GMT, rw
wrote:

If the doctor finds your head up there tell him to cut it off. You don't
need it.

Good comeback. Made me laugh and forget the food. Thanks, Putz.

d;o)

wrote:
Thank you for keeping me busy and amused this afternoon. I am fasting
for a medical procedure (we all know what) in the a.m., and getting my
mind off of food by having a ****ing contest with you has helped.
However, talk of fillet of salmon and fried potatoes and beer has not
helped.

I hope the doc tells me I am a "perfect" asshole in the morning.

Good luck with that. I hope the results are perfect and
you don't enjoy it too much. ;-) I was warned at my last
physical, age 49, that I'm due for my first one this year.

--
Ken Fortenberry

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wrote:
Thank you for keeping me busy and amused this afternoon. I am fasting
for a medical procedure (we all know what) in the a.m., and getting my
mind off of food by having a ****ing contest with you has helped.
However, talk of fillet of salmon and fried potatoes and beer has not
helped. I hope the doc tells me I am a "perfect" asshole in the morning.

Good luck with that. I hope the results are perfect and
you don't enjoy it too much. ;-) I was warned at my last
physical, age 49, that I'm due for my first one this year.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Good luck with that also Dave, I had one two years ago at age 50.
The worst part is not being able to eat before the exam, the best part is
stuffing your face after the exam,
that's after hearing everything is A-OK.
-tom

On Thu, 22 Jun 2006 14:14:01 -0700, "Tom Nakashima"
wrote:

Good luck with that also Dave, I had one two years ago at age 50.
The worst part is not being able to eat before the exam, the best part is
stuffing your face after the exam,
that's after hearing everything is A-OK.
-tom

There's a new hotdog joint in town. And their dogs are wonderful. I
plan on eating at least three after the procedure, regardless the
news. Joanne won't approve, but, what the helll.........

On Thu, 22 Jun 2006 21:07:13 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Good luck with that. I hope the results are perfect and
you don't enjoy it too much. ;-) I was warned at my last
physical, age 49, that I'm due for my first one this year.

This is my second. Everything was fine five years ago, so I'm hoping
all will be well this time. My brother died at age 76 from colon
cancer, however he failed to follow-up on the operation. He was dead
a year and one day later.

The solution that they give you to drink (four liters) to clear you
out tastes just like single malt Scotch. Really. I mean, it is just
yummy. I can't place the year, but it reminds me of a Macallon
Highland Scotch. Really!

d;o)

dplacourse wrote...

The solution that they give you to drink (four liters) to clear you
out tastes just like single malt Scotch. Really. I mean, it is just
yummy. I can't place the year, but it reminds me of a Macallon
Highland Scotch. Really!

d;o)


CoLyte? Like a good whisky? Nuts, I tells ya.

I'm scheduled for colonoscopy number 9 in a few weeks (the joys of Crohn's
and all...) I loathe, odiate, and abhor CoLyte. The first time I used it,
the pharmacist gave me pineapple flavor. Said it's the best. To this day, I
can't eat pineapple. Only recently have I been able to be in the same room
as fresh cut pineapple.

At least my doc lets me use mag citrate now. Doesn't come in pineapple
flavor.

heeby jeebies

Good luck with the procedure -- hope all "ends" well.

Dan

Daniel-San wrote:
dplacourse wrote...

The solution that they give you to drink (four liters) to clear you
out tastes just like single malt Scotch. Really. I mean, it is just
yummy. I can't place the year, but it reminds me of a Macallon
Highland Scotch. Really!

d;o)



CoLyte? Like a good whisky? Nuts, I tells ya.

I'm scheduled for colonoscopy number 9 in a few weeks (the joys of Crohn's
and all...) I loathe, odiate, and abhor CoLyte. The first time I used it,
the pharmacist gave me pineapple flavor. Said it's the best. To this day, I
can't eat pineapple. Only recently have I been able to be in the same room
as fresh cut pineapple.

That sucks, especially if you used to really like pineapple. Does it
come in Budweiser flavor? :-)

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"rw" wrote...


That sucks, especially if you used to really like pineapple.

Not particularly, but the turn-off from the smell is still very powerful.
Sorta like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning.

Does it
come in Budweiser flavor? :-)


Only after...uhhhh....usage.

;-)

Dan
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