Jon-Bring back the condensed weekly roff

Just back from several days in Michigan. hex's were on, just not on the
sections I chose to fish at that time . Spent a great day wading the Mason
tract and another on the Manistee. Had someone try to kill me in an Ausable
boat but the wife read the fine print on the life insurance policy. Share
great times with old friends. Caught lots of fish on dry flies, just nothing
bigger than 14". And determined that Charlie Brown's kite eating tree has
nothing on me when it comes to really mucking up a cast.


My newsreaders said I had some 300+ unread messages.

From what I gather: (and apologies to Cyli)

1. Some folks who fished Alaska disagree on how close to a bear they should
get. And who has the bigger dick?

2. An expatriate Canadian and a Texan/Missippian, are trying to out-Mexican
each other? And who has a bigger dick?

3. An expatriate Alaskan retold a joke that's been posted a thousand times
and said something incredibly ignorant about pre-war Iraq and terrorism
therefore tripping on his dick.

4. lacourse had a family member pay the ultimate sacrifice (condolence's
dave) and of course it turned into a rehash of old battles and who has the
bigger dick?

5. Claspy went to Mass but the Mass boys kept him away from the poetry
proving they had bigger dicks.

is this a fair rehash or do I need to read the rest of the freeking
messages?

On Sun, 25 Jun 2006 22:18:04 -0400, "Wayne Knight"
wrote:


2. An expatriate Canadian and a Texan/Missippian, are trying to out-Mexican
each other? And who has a bigger dick?

Well, I can only assume you mean Chuck and I. I have no idea if he's an
ex-pat Canadian, but I'm not a Texan/Missippian (or even a
Texan/Mississippian). And I have no idea who has the bigger dick, but
if that sort of thing is REALLY important to you...Chuck does! Chuck
does! Go get him, you big silly tiger, you.

is this a fair rehash or do I need to read the rest of the freeking
messages?

See above.

TC,
R

wrote in message
...

And I have no idea who has the bigger dick, but
if that sort of thing is REALLY important to you...

I was just trying to get a condensed version of what I missed, seemed be a
lot of one-upmanship to me every where I turned or every thread I tried to
follow. But curiosity got the best of me anyway and I read down to under 100
not read before I hit the *mark all read* option. Seems a few more threads
where someone had to be the alpha male. I thought Jon used to do the
abriging but maybe it was the seldom heard from Jimbo. Either way, neither
Jon nor Jimbo would mention swing dicks, they're too nice.

The only thing I know about mexico is it has mexicans, they export tequila
and mexicans, and *real* mexicans that I know make tamales, burritos, and
enchiladas. And generally speaking they taste good.

You and Chuck can swing it all you want, my wife just passed her 10-year
remission anniversary and I've gone on out of town fishing trips 15 of the
last 45 days with 10 more scheduled in the next 40 days plus the September
UP thing. Added to my 3-4 times a week hour or so on the local bass/bream
ponds. Life is good for me, for a change.

Wayne Knight wrote:

You and Chuck can swing it all you want, my wife just passed her 10-year
remission anniversary and I've gone on out of town fishing trips 15 of the
last 45 days with 10 more scheduled in the next 40 days plus the September
UP thing. Added to my 3-4 times a week hour or so on the local bass/bream
ponds. Life is good for me, for a change.

Yes! Go, Wayne.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"Wayne Knight" wrote in message
. ..
Just back from several days in Michigan. hex's were on, just not on the
sections I chose to fish at that time . Spent a great day wading the
Mason
tract and another on the Manistee. Had someone try to kill me in an
Ausable
boat but the wife read the fine print on the life insurance policy. Share
great times with old friends. Caught lots of fish on dry flies, just
nothing
bigger than 14". And determined that Charlie Brown's kite eating tree has
nothing on me when it comes to really mucking up a cast.


My newsreaders said I had some 300+ unread messages.

From what I gather: (and apologies to Cyli)

1. Some folks who fished Alaska disagree on how close to a bear they
should
get. And who has the bigger dick?

2. An expatriate Canadian and a Texan/Missippian, are trying to
out-Mexican
each other? And who has a bigger dick?

3. An expatriate Alaskan retold a joke that's been posted a thousand times
and said something incredibly ignorant about pre-war Iraq and terrorism
therefore tripping on his dick.

4. lacourse had a family member pay the ultimate sacrifice (condolence's
dave) and of course it turned into a rehash of old battles and who has the
bigger dick?

5. Claspy went to Mass but the Mass boys kept him away from the poetry
proving they had bigger dicks.

is this a fair rehash or do I need to read the rest of the freeking
messages?



Oh sure Wayne, just rag on my joke. :-)


--
Ric Hamel
A misplaced Alaskan lost in ConUS

On Sun, 25 Jun 2006 22:18:04 -0400, "Wayne Knight"
wrote:

Just back from several days in Michigan. hex's were on, just not on the
sections I chose to fish at that time . Spent a great day wading the Mason
tract and another on the Manistee. Had someone try to kill me in an Ausable
boat but the wife read the fine print on the life insurance policy. Share
great times with old friends. Caught lots of fish on dry flies, just nothing
bigger than 14". And determined that Charlie Brown's kite eating tree has
nothing on me when it comes to really mucking up a cast.

I think we need some details on the boat story...

My newsreaders said I had some 300+ unread messages.

From what I gather: (and apologies to Cyli)

No need to apologize, as I have no clue any offense has been done to
me.

1. Some folks who fished Alaska disagree on how close to a bear they should
get. And who has the bigger dick?

Yep. My personal idea of bears is that seeing them from my vehicle
window is much better than seeing them right across my campfire.

2. An expatriate Canadian and a Texan/Missippian, are trying to out-Mexican
each other? And who has a bigger dick?

That one gave me some interesting information on Mexican food.

3. An expatriate Alaskan retold a joke that's been posted a thousand times
and said something incredibly ignorant about pre-war Iraq and terrorism
therefore tripping on his dick.

Oh, yeah. If it's only been posted a thousand times, I'm surprized. I
thought I'd read it at least that many times and I'm only on a few
outdoors newsgroups and wasn't on the 'Net until '95.

4. lacourse had a family member pay the ultimate sacrifice (condolence's
dave) and of course it turned into a rehash of old battles and who has the
bigger dick?

Well, yeah.

5. Claspy went to Mass but the Mass boys kept him away from the poetry
proving they had bigger dicks.

I don't think that one was that clear cut.

(nobody make the obvious joke, which I've just noticed, but I'm
unwilling to go back and rephrase).

is this a fair rehash or do I need to read the rest of the freeking
messages?

Yep. I think you've got everything. There was some stuff about
fishing and even about use of particular flies, but nothing I can
recall that was outstanding or terribly innovative.
--

r.bc: vixen
Speaker to squirrels, willow watcher, etc..
Often taunted by trout. Almost entirely harmless. Really.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli

Wayne Knight wrote:
snip
5. Claspy went to Mass but the Mass boys kept him away from the poetry
proving they had bigger dicks.

Funny you would bring this up. We get to the stream and I share my
Maxi-DEET (98.5%) with Bill (the mosquitos laughed and rejoiced at the
Cutter Advanced), and then 'trip shows up with 100%. Bastid.
--
TL,
Tim
---------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj/

On Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:29:01 -0400, "Tim J."
wrote:

Wayne Knight wrote:
snip
5. Claspy went to Mass but the Mass boys kept him away from the poetry
proving they had bigger dicks.

Funny you would bring this up. We get to the stream and I share my
Maxi-DEET (98.5%) with Bill (the mosquitos laughed and rejoiced at the
Cutter Advanced), and then 'trip shows up with 100%. Bastid.

ahahahahaha! :-)

Ben's 100% is the nuclear option, the ace trump of all repellents, imho.
Simply can't be beat - it even works great for the No-see-ums that infest the
upper Connecticut watershed about this time of year.

It is genuinely nasty stuff. But as a friend of mine would always say in such
matters, "Go Big Or Go Home".

/daytripper (watching the rain, thinking in cubits...)

"Wayne Knight" wrote ...
Just back from several days in Michigan. hex's were on, just not on the
sections I chose to fish at that time .

I spent a few days last week hoping to do the hexegenia lambada, but got
chased off the PM at nite by massive t-storms. I'll fish in the rain, but
I'm not a big fan of the lightning.

Got a bunch of little guys during the day, but nothing of any size.

Hope to get back next week.

Dan
....heard that grey grakes were coming off all over the area, too.

Wayne Knight wrote:

From what I gather: (and apologies to Cyli)

1. Some folks who fished Alaska disagree on how close to a bear they should
get. And who has the bigger dick?

2. An expatriate Canadian and a Texan/Missippian, are trying to out-Mexican
each other?

I'm a half-cuban, half-texan, expatriate Tennessean currently living
in Texas and married to a Canadian.

Got it? :-)

[snip of more dick-size stuff]

is this a fair rehash or do I need to read the rest of the freeking
messages?

Close enough.


Chuck Vance (and how is this is different from any other day on
ROFF?)