Jon-Bring back the condensed weekly roff

"Wayne Knight" wrote in message
. ..
Just back from several days in Michigan. hex's were on, just not on the
sections I chose to fish at that time . Spent a great day wading the
Mason
tract and another on the Manistee. Had someone try to kill me in an
Ausable
boat but the wife read the fine print on the life insurance policy. Share
great times with old friends. Caught lots of fish on dry flies, just
nothing
bigger than 14". And determined that Charlie Brown's kite eating tree has
nothing on me when it comes to really mucking up a cast.


My newsreaders said I had some 300+ unread messages.

From what I gather: (and apologies to Cyli)

1. Some folks who fished Alaska disagree on how close to a bear they
should
get. And who has the bigger dick?

2. An expatriate Canadian and a Texan/Missippian, are trying to
out-Mexican
each other? And who has a bigger dick?

3. An expatriate Alaskan retold a joke that's been posted a thousand times
and said something incredibly ignorant about pre-war Iraq and terrorism
therefore tripping on his dick.

4. lacourse had a family member pay the ultimate sacrifice (condolence's
dave) and of course it turned into a rehash of old battles and who has the
bigger dick?

5. Claspy went to Mass but the Mass boys kept him away from the poetry
proving they had bigger dicks.

is this a fair rehash or do I need to read the rest of the freeking
messages?



Oh sure Wayne, just rag on my joke. :-)


--
Ric Hamel
A misplaced Alaskan lost in ConUS