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Old July 8th, 2006, 04:48 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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NiceTo FlyFishers wrote:
Hello all,

I'm in the process of creating a website whose purpose is to help
people do nice things for each other.

1. What do fly fishers like/need/want?


A blow job will do just fine.

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Old July 8th, 2006, 11:12 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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rw wrote:

1. What do fly fishers like/need/want?


A blow job will do just fine.


Um...I'm afraid you'll have to see your own spouse for that one. As to
recommending it as a gift idea, that's a whole different kind of
website than the one I'm making.

Does anyone else have a suggestion? What about catalogs like Cabelas?
Do you like stuff from there or is that to far towards camping?

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Old July 8th, 2006, 07:21 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"NiceTo FlyFishers" wrote in message
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rw wrote:

1. What do fly fishers like/need/want?


A blow job will do just fine.


Um...I'm afraid you'll have to see your own spouse for that one. As to
recommending it as a gift idea, that's a whole different kind of
website than the one I'm making.


rw doesn't have a spousal unit, he has a *partner*. No doubt that he'll
make due with what he's got!

Op


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Old July 9th, 2006, 12:01 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Mr. Opus McDopus wrote:

rw doesn't have a spousal unit, he has a *partner*. No doubt that he'll
make due with what he's got!


Spousal Sponsorship Program does not presume to define "spouse" or
"sponsor" in any particular way. If someone wants to be nice to rw,
they can call each other whatever they like.

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Old July 9th, 2006, 12:45 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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NiceTo FlyFishers wrote:
Mr. Opus McDopus wrote:


rw doesn't have a spousal unit, he has a *partner*. No doubt that he'll
make due with what he's got!



Spousal Sponsorship Program does not presume to define "spouse" or
"sponsor" in any particular way. If someone wants to be nice to rw,
they can call each other whatever they like.


Actually, I have both a spousal unit AND a partner, but it's still hard
to get a blow job.

The ideal gift that a non-flyfishing woman can give her flyfishing
husband (or partner or whatever), IMO, is the freedom to go fishing
whenever and wherever he wants, with whomever he wants, with no nagging
or complaints. She should also listen attentively, with no hint of
skepticism, to the stories he tells upon his return.

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Old July 9th, 2006, 12:59 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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rw wrote:

Actually, I have both a spousal unit AND a partner, but it's still hard
to get a blow job.


Try taking off your scary old flyfishing hat before you ask.


The ideal gift that a non-flyfishing woman can give her flyfishing
husband (or partner or whatever), IMO, is the freedom to go fishing
whenever and wherever he wants, with whomever he wants, with no nagging
or complaints. She should also listen attentively, with no hint of
skepticism, to the stories he tells upon his return.


I agree, provided the flyfisher is proportionally appreciative and
supportive when it's her turn to host the "Steel Magnolias" discussion
group.

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Old July 9th, 2006, 01:26 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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NiceTo FlyFishers wrote:
rw wrote:

The ideal gift that a non-flyfishing woman can give her flyfishing
husband (or partner or whatever), IMO, is the freedom to go fishing
whenever and wherever he wants, with whomever he wants, with no nagging
or complaints. She should also listen attentively, with no hint of
skepticism, to the stories he tells upon his return.



I agree, provided the flyfisher is proportionally appreciative and
supportive when it's her turn to host the "Steel Magnolias" discussion
group.


I loved that movie. In general, I tend to like so-called "chick flicks."
My spousal unit, however, thought the movie was ****.

A discussion group would be extremely interesting. Nothing is more
fascinating, IMO (including flyfishing), than trying to figure out how
women think. It's mostly a futile exercise, but every now and then
there's a breakthrough.

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Old July 9th, 2006, 01:28 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"rw" wrote in message
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The ideal gift that a non-flyfishing woman can give her flyfishing husband
(or partner or whatever), IMO, is the freedom to go fishing whenever and
wherever he wants, with whomever he wants, with no nagging or complaints.


An actual *gift* would be encouragement to go, so the fisherman doesn't have
to worry about the wife's unspoken feelings during his trip.


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Old July 10th, 2006, 01:52 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"Mr. Opus McDopus" wrote in news:rISrg.5296
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"NiceTo FlyFishers" wrote in message
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rw wrote:

1. What do fly fishers like/need/want?

A blow job will do just fine.


Um...I'm afraid you'll have to see your own spouse for that one. As to
recommending it as a gift idea, that's a whole different kind of
website than the one I'm making.


rw doesn't have a spousal unit, he has a *partner*. No doubt that he'll
make due with what he's got!

Op



And for the BJ thing, he does give out gift certificates!!

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