The Situation --- the solution?

Larry L wrote:

Given MY paltry skills, "very large" is about 10 inches and "fish of the
season" may reach a whopping 12.


Well I did recommend bending reality, you know.

That's half the fun of fishing.
My story telling skills are more reliable than my
fish catching. Just remember--one of the great joys
of the fisherman's life, is that lies are not only
expected, they sometimes have great merit.,
they sometimes bring you power and prestige,
with no risk attached.