Leader won't turn over?

Hello all U lovely ROFFers,

Last night I was casting across the lower American River, ~120 feet with my
new Sage TXL '000' weight rod. I almost had to double haul to reach the
other side. I was using my normal 27' hand tied leader (secret formula) and
had trouble turning over my 11' of 8x tippet? I did have a 27 mph head wind
so that might have been the problem. I did have rather large titanium
dumbbell eyes on my #8/0 x 16" Clouser Minnow that perfectly imitates an
injured female juvenile King salmon.

I was able to land a trophy class fish in each type of fish that is in the
river now. I was shocked that I could only land a small Yellow Fin Tuna of
about 32 pounds. We have had many big schools up as high as Sacramento with
the salt water intrusion in our Delta system. Where's the wassabi?

I haven't changed the anti-freeze in the radiator that cools my drag system
in years so that could be causing some excessive over heating as well.

I almost have my new book finished, "How to catch fish on flies without even
trying!" I will send Kenny and Wolfy an autographed copy. In it there is a
special chapter on catching fish on your backcast.

PS: I am registered at Northrivers Jet Boats for a birthday or Christmas
present if anyone hits the lotto.

--
Love Bill

Kiene's Fly Shop (Fortune 500)
Cancun, MX, Earth

Web site: www.never-mind.com

Hi Steve,

Latest I heard he made so much money this year that he is
retiring........very soon.

--
Bill Kiene

Kiene's Fly Shop
Sacramento, CA, USA

Web site: www.kiene.com


"Steve" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 26 Oct 2006 17:27:43 GMT, "Bill Kiene"
wrote:

Last night I was casting across the lower American River, ~120 feet with
my
new Sage TXL '000' weight rod. I almost had to double haul to reach the
other side. I was using my normal 27' hand tied leader (secret formula)
and
had trouble turning over my 11' of 8x tippet? I did have a 27 mph head
wind
so that might have been the problem. I did have rather large titanium
dumbbell eyes on my #8/0 x 16" Clouser Minnow that perfectly imitates an
injured female juvenile King salmon.

Gee Bill, drop buy American River Fly on your way home and ask for
Gary, tell him I sent you, he can help you work on that haul.

"Bill Kiene" wrote in message
. net...
Hello all U lovely ROFFers,

Last night I was casting across the lower American River, ~120 feet with
my new Sage TXL '000' weight rod. I almost had to double haul to reach the
other side. I was using my normal 27' hand tied leader (secret formula)
and had trouble turning over my 11' of 8x tippet? I did have a 27 mph head
wind so that might have been the problem. I did have rather large titanium
dumbbell eyes on my #8/0 x 16" Clouser Minnow that perfectly imitates an
injured female juvenile King salmon.

I was able to land a trophy class fish in each type of fish that is in the
river now. I was shocked that I could only land a small Yellow Fin Tuna of
about 32 pounds. We have had many big schools up as high as Sacramento
with the salt water intrusion in our Delta system. Where's the wassabi?

I haven't changed the anti-freeze in the radiator that cools my drag
system in years so that could be causing some excessive over heating as
well.

I almost have my new book finished, "How to catch fish on flies without
even trying!" I will send Kenny and Wolfy an autographed copy. In it there
is a special chapter on catching fish on your backcast.

PS: I am registered at Northrivers Jet Boats for a birthday or Christmas
present if anyone hits the lotto.

Cretin.

Wolfgang
look it up......it starts with a "c"

you know, Bill......it is seldom that one encounters the
complete idiot, but you might just have the whole package
going on out there. Is this a new brainstorm to drum up business for your
shop??
Tom

"Bill Kiene" wrote in message
. net...
Hello all U lovely ROFFers,

Last night I was casting across the lower American River, ~120 feet with
my new Sage TXL '000' weight rod. I almost had to double haul to reach the
other side. I was using my normal 27' hand tied leader (secret formula)
and had trouble turning over my 11' of 8x tippet? I did have a 27 mph head
wind so that might have been the problem. I did have rather large titanium
dumbbell eyes on my #8/0 x 16" Clouser Minnow that perfectly imitates an
injured female juvenile King salmon.

I was able to land a trophy class fish in each type of fish that is in the
river now. I was shocked that I could only land a small Yellow Fin Tuna of
about 32 pounds. We have had many big schools up as high as Sacramento
with the salt water intrusion in our Delta system. Where's the wassabi?

I haven't changed the anti-freeze in the radiator that cools my drag
system in years so that could be causing some excessive over heating as
well.

I almost have my new book finished, "How to catch fish on flies without
even trying!" I will send Kenny and Wolfy an autographed copy. In it there
is a special chapter on catching fish on your backcast.

PS: I am registered at Northrivers Jet Boats for a birthday or Christmas
present if anyone hits the lotto.

--
Love Bill

Kiene's Fly Shop (Fortune 500)
Cancun, MX, Earth

Web site: www.never-mind.com




I know you are going to catch a lot of crap...but, first, gink up your fly
real good, and then, spit on it. Not the PFFT kinda spit but just spot a
drop of saliva on it...should take care of your problem...beats the heckout
of split shot...

john

Hi Tom,

That's pretty funny....I guess you didn't know that fly shops are part of a
special non-profit small business group in America?

--
Bill Kiene

Kiene's Fly Shop
Last Chance, Idaho

Web site: http://www.cabelas.com

"Tom Littleton" wrote in message
news:5fe0h.12144$iM2.5461@trndny08...

you know, Bill......it is seldom that one encounters the
complete idiot, but you might just have the whole package
going on out there. Is this a new brainstorm to drum up business for your
shop??
Tom