OT Sleeping with young women

I told the wife the other day it occurs to me now at age 50
that 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we
have a nice house, nice car, queen bed and a big screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and
white TV.

(Not a true story ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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I told the wife the other day it occurs to me now at age 50
that 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we
have a nice house, nice car, queen bed and a big screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and
white TV.

(Not a true story ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Like the 40 year old guys wife told him after he said about trading her in
on a 20 year old. Remember, 20 goes into 40 more than 40 goes into 20,

Calif Bill wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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I told the wife the other day it occurs to me now at age 50
that 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we
have a nice house, nice car, queen bed and a big screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and
white TV.

(Not a true story ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Like the 40 year old guys wife told him after he said about trading her in
on a 20 year old. Remember, 20 goes into 40 more than 40 goes into 20,

So you just have to insure that you have 40 on top. Works for me.

--riverman
Youth is wasted on the.........TV.

On 27 Nov 2006 23:30:37 -0800, "riverman" wrote:

So you just have to insure that you have 40 on top. Works for me.

Geez Myron, you could have kept *that* to yourself.
--
Charlie...
http://www.chocphoto.com

Charlie Choc wrote:
On 27 Nov 2006 23:30:37 -0800, "riverman" wrote:

So you just have to insure that you have 40 on top. Works for me.

Geez Myron, you could have kept *that* to yourself.
--

Yeah, that didn't come out quite right...
Make it 'keep 48 on top'.
:-/
--riverman

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I told the wife the other day it occurs to me now at age 50
that 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we
have a nice house, nice car, queen bed and a big screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and
white TV.

(Not a true story ;-)

One thing I found out was the wrong thing to say to my wife (going on 38
years)--- I woke up in the morning, stretched and said to her, "boy, I
feel like a 25 year old ----- but there's never one around when you need
her."

Snoop

wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I told the wife the other day it occurs to me now at age 50
that 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we
have a nice house, nice car, queen bed and a big screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and
white TV.

(Not a true story ;-)

One thing I found out was the wrong thing to say to my wife (going on 38
years)--- I woke up in the morning, stretched and said to her, "boy, I
feel like a 25 year old ----- but there's never one around when you need
her."

Snoop

Just the other day, I really put my foot in it. I was being dragged
around the shopping malls by SWMBO, and she went into some botique to
get a tiny tube of something. As the cashier was ringing it up, I saw
that it cost almost $100 US!!

I looked at the ingredients (being the cynic I am), and said "You know,
this stuff is just oils and perfume! Whats it for?? She said "Its
anti-wrinkle cream" and I said "For a HUNDRED BUCKS?? I mean, it
doesn't even w....."

Her look alone stopped me in my tracks, but not soon enough. I'm going
to be paying for this for years to come.

--riverman

riverman typed:
wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I told the wife the other day it occurs to me now at age 50
that 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we
have a nice house, nice car, queen bed and a big screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and
white TV.

(Not a true story ;-)

One thing I found out was the wrong thing to say to my wife (going
on 38 years)--- I woke up in the morning, stretched and said to
her, "boy, I feel like a 25 year old ----- but there's never one
around when you need her."

Snoop

Just the other day, I really put my foot in it. I was being dragged
around the shopping malls by SWMBO, and she went into some botique to
get a tiny tube of something. As the cashier was ringing it up, I saw
that it cost almost $100 US!!

I looked at the ingredients (being the cynic I am), and said "You
know, this stuff is just oils and perfume! Whats it for?? She said
"Its anti-wrinkle cream" and I said "For a HUNDRED BUCKS?? I mean, it
doesn't even w....."

Her look alone stopped me in my tracks, but not soon enough. I'm
going to be paying for this for years to come.

The older I get, the more this happen. You would think the adage "With age
comes wisdom" would apply at some point. I'm still waiting. . .

BTW, for someone who pays several hundred dollars for a stick that may or
may not catch fish, you've got a lot of room to talk, buster! ;-)
--
TL,
Tim
-------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

Jonathan Cook wrote:
riverman wrote:

that it cost almost $100 US!!

Men usually far outspend women on their own "frivolous"
things...like fishing, hunting, golf, cycling, e-toys,
(not to mention the vacations/trips involved to _use_ the
gear!).

Keeping this in mind will keep you humble (and quiet!)...

HTH,

Jon.

This doesn't hold when you have a geek spouse. I'm
easily outspent on "frivolous" things.

Of course she realizes this and is smart enough not
to give me grief when I spend on my "frivolous" things.
- Ken

"Jonathan Cook" wrote in message
...
riverman wrote:

that it cost almost $100 US!!

Men usually far outspend women on their own "frivolous"
things...like fishing, hunting, golf, cycling, e-toys,
(not to mention the vacations/trips involved to _use_ the
gear!).

Keeping this in mind will keep you humble (and quiet!)...

HTH,

Jon.

I take it shoes are in the frivolous category.
fwiw
-tom