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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
Dear Red States,

We're ticked off at the way you've treated California, and we've decided
we're leaving.
We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.

Ken Lay died last July. His conviction was vacated. There was no Corpus to
Habeus.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

Gee Ken, what was left of WorldCom was sold off to Verizon last January. It
is not part of MCI any longer.


We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.


Best looking women in the world go to Ole' Miss. I've seen the gals at
Harvard. I think your population replacement rates are going to implode.


We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get
Alabama.


Alabama may be the best BassFishin' state in the country.


We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay
their fair share.


Won't have to pay many taxes once we get rid of all those pinko social
programs.



With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of
the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and
lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's
quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of
all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S.
low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy
and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

Golly Ken, please don't go. I can't stand to lose access to all that
wonderful pineapple and lettuce. You can also forget the water resources.
I have already organized insurgency cells to take control of the Great
Lakes. It is well demonstrated that Libs cannot deal with any armed
conflict so the resident Libs in this area will cut and run to the coast(s)
as soon as we light up a few.

By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed
they grow in Mexico.

This explains quite a bit actually.

Ken, didn't take much for ol' Rodney to hook you up good. Merry Christmas.

Nothin like ringing in the New Year with a totally inappropriate thread for
this newsgroup.

Bah Humbug...

Warren

"johnval1" wrote in message
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
Dear Red States,

We're ticked off at the way you've treated California, and we've decided
we're leaving.
We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.

Ken Lay died last July. His conviction was vacated. There was no Corpus
to Habeus.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

Gee Ken, what was left of WorldCom was sold off to Verizon last January.
It is not part of MCI any longer.


We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.


Best looking women in the world go to Ole' Miss. I've seen the gals at
Harvard. I think your population replacement rates are going to implode.


We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get
Alabama.


Alabama may be the best BassFishin' state in the country.


We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay
their fair share.


Won't have to pay many taxes once we get rid of all those pinko social
programs.



With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of
the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and
lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's
quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of
all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S.
low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy
and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

Golly Ken, please don't go. I can't stand to lose access to all that
wonderful pineapple and lettuce. You can also forget the water resources.
I have already organized insurgency cells to take control of the Great
Lakes. It is well demonstrated that Libs cannot deal with any armed
conflict so the resident Libs in this area will cut and run to the
coast(s) as soon as we light up a few.

By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed
they grow in Mexico.

This explains quite a bit actually.

Ken, didn't take much for ol' Rodney to hook you up good. Merry
Christmas.

WARREN WOLK wrote:
Nothin like ringing in the New Year with a totally inappropriate thread for
this newsgroup.

Bah Humbug...

Tell you what, you report Rodney to the Net Kops for
posting off-topic and I'll turn you in for top-posting. ;-)

And just to get back on-topic, here's an old shot of a
Blue State steelhead. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Uh oh, WARREN, Opus will come down on you for that comment. He scans this
group for Usenet infractions, and issues citations...

Merry Christmas,

Doug


"WARREN WOLK" wrote in message
news:9%vjh.3093$6Z5.2364@trndny01...
Nothin like ringing in the New Year with a totally inappropriate thread
for this newsgroup.

Bah Humbug...

Warren

"Doug" wrote in message
news:H4xjh.3457$dw6.3151@trndny02...
Uh oh, WARREN, Opus will come down on you for that comment. He scans
this group for Usenet infractions, and issues citations...

Merry Christmas,

Doug


"WARREN WOLK" wrote in message
news:9%vjh.3093$6Z5.2364@trndny01...
Nothin like ringing in the New Year with a totally inappropriate thread
for this newsgroup.

Bah Humbug...

Warren

No, actually I challenge morons.

No need to challenge you, as you have exposed yourself as a moron.

Thanks, you saved me some time and effort!

Op

Lighten up, It was a joke.... Move on, life is to short man.... lol
With the weather being to cold to fish in the lakes, it's still a hoot to
fish for the elusive, yet easily pursuaded, Opus fish. Once found, he bites
easily.

Merry Christmas, even to you, Opus,

Doug

No, actually I challenge morons.

No need to challenge you, as you have exposed yourself as a moron.

Thanks, you saved me some time and effort!

Op

"Doug" wrote in message
news:69zjh.3549$6Z5.791@trndny01...
Lighten up, It was a joke.... Move on, life is to short man.... lol
With the weather being to cold to fish in the lakes, it's still a hoot to
fish for the elusive, yet easily pursuaded, Opus fish. Once found, he
bites easily.

Merry Christmas, even to you, Opus,

Doug

And a happy Id al-Adha to you!

Id al-Adha (a.k.a. the Feast of Sacrifice or Day of Sacrifice) occurs during
the 12th month of the Islamic year. This immediately follows the Hajj
(pilgrimage to Mecca). It recalls the day when Abraham intended to follow
the instructions of God, and sacrifice his son Ishmael. (This is not a typo;
Muslims believe that Abraham was prepared to sacrifice his elder son
Ishmael; Judeo-Christians believe that it was Isaac who was involved in the
near sacrifice).

No joke!

Op --Allah is God and Muhammed is his Prophet--

WARREN WOLK wrote:
Nothin like ringing in the New Year with a totally inappropriate thread for
this newsgroup.

Fishing was "mentioned" in that post :-)


--
Rodney Long,
Inventor of the Mojo SpecTastic "WIGGLE" rig, SpecTastic Thread,
Nutri Shield insect repellent. ,Stand Out Hooks ,Stand Out Lures,
Mojo's Rock Hopper & Rig Saver weights, and the EZKnot
http://www.ezknot.com

johnval1 wrote:
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Ken, didn't take much for ol' Rodney to hook you up good. Merry Christmas.

And I didn't even have to twitch the fly to get a rise out
of you. Happy Holidays to you John.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
And I didn't even have to twitch the fly to get a rise out
of you. Happy Holidays to you John.

Thank you Ken. We are having 40 people over tomorrow morning - friends and
family all. It will be a Merry Christmas for everyone.

Went fishing today on nearly frozen water - just to keep this on topic and
off the netcops radar - and didn't catch a damned thing. As soon as I hit
the water, the sun broke out and a high pressure system announced itself to
SE Michigan. Damned sun anyway. Oh well, better luck next year.

This has been a very humorous thread. You did a good job getting it going
Rodney. Thanks to all who particpated. If you can't fish, at least smile
once in a while.

One further thought Ken, that was one damned fine steelhead!