OT Senile Old Fool

On 20-Apr-2007, Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Have you heard about this ? John McCain at a VFW Hall in
South Carolina was asked a question about Iran. His response ?
Sung to the tune of the Beach Boys "Barbara Ann":
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

The man has gone over the edge, WAY over the edge. The guy
is quite obviously senile and unstable.

Just Another asshole politician who says NOTHING!

Fred

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On 20-Apr-2007, Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Have you heard about this ? John McCain at a VFW Hall in
South Carolina was asked a question about Iran. His response ?
Sung to the tune of the Beach Boys "Barbara Ann":
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

The man has gone over the edge, WAY over the edge. The guy
is quite obviously senile and unstable.

Just Another asshole politician who says NOTHING!

Please allow me to be the first to thank you for that thoughtful and
enlightening observation. Were it not for your selfless efforts on our
behalf, we.....all of us.....might have lived till we died without arriving
at that obvious, in retrospect, but obviously elusive, conclusion. Worse
yet, we might well have witnessed the horror of kennie making yet another
vapid (and yet, somehow, hate-filled) troll without some brain-dead fool
treating him like an adult human being in response.

What can we do to repay you for this unlooked for kindness?

Wolfgang

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On 20-Apr-2007, Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Have you heard about this ? John McCain at a VFW Hall in
South Carolina was asked a question about Iran. His response ?
Sung to the tune of the Beach Boys "Barbara Ann":
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

The man has gone over the edge, WAY over the edge. The guy
is quite obviously senile and unstable.

Just Another asshole politician who says NOTHING!

Please allow me to be the first to thank you for that thoughtful and
enlightening observation. Were it not for your selfless efforts on our
behalf, we.....all of us.....might have lived till we died without
arriving
at that obvious, in retrospect, but obviously elusive, conclusion. Worse
yet, we might well have witnessed the horror of kennie making yet another
vapid (and yet, somehow, hate-filled) troll without some brain-dead fool
treating him like an adult human being in response.

What can we do to repay you for this unlooked for kindness?

Wolfgang

I did not bring up politics on ROFF - but since it is here...

Perhaps you should be incensed and disgusted that asshole reprobate scumbags
like McCain are able to roam free in the spotlight and to repreent and speak
for you ... And to put you and your life and this planet in jeapordy.
Perhaps you should be ****ing disgusted and outraged with the political
system about which there is very little that you can do anyway ... except to
register your utter disgust nad perhaps go fishing
Until they **** uop our planet even more
These fools McCain, Edwards at al are just useless andd loud mouthed mutha
****as!
It is even somewhat cathartic to say it.

And for enlightening you politically - I expect no payment
Altho if you want to send campaign $$$ my way - instaed of supporting the
moronic Republicans or Dems
I will send you my bank acct info.

Fred

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I did not bring up politics on ROFF - but since it is here...

Since it is here.....

You have (at least theoretically) both the right and the capacity to choose
whether or not to participate. Your choice could (theoretically) be
influenced by due consideration of whether or not participation will add
anything that YOU want to see in this newsgroup. You have clearly made your
choice. The rest of us are left to make our own determinations about how
much consideration went into the process. This is not a diffcult task.

Perhaps you should be incensed and disgusted that asshole reprobate
scumbags
like McCain are able to roam free in the spotlight and to repreent and
speak
for you ... And to put you and your life and this planet in jeapordy.

If you pay close attention here for a while, I think you'll discover that I
can pretty much hold my own against anyone who presumes to speak for me. If
not, others can confirm it for you.

Perhaps you should be ****ing disgusted and outraged with the political
system about which there is very little that you can do anyway ... except
to
register your utter disgust nad perhaps go fishing

I am disgusted and outraged by gravity, aging, sleet, ticks, mosquitoes,
black flies, Donald Trump, deer flies, Paris Hilton, horse flies, clogged
drains, crime, poverty, Adam Sandler, illiteracy, hunger, flat tires,
neckties, pollen, sulfur dioxide, Adam Sandler, hangnails, zits,
post-modernism, Jerry Lewis, papal infallibility, surveillance cameras,
zebra mussells, Adam Sandler, purple loosestrife, athlete's foot, cats,
cubism, Jack Black, short selling, mumus, line dancing, Jello®, string
theory, tanning beds, ill-mannered children, Brangelina, ill-mannered
adults, ill-mannered dogs, lutefisk, rattan furniture, Adam Sandler, Will
Ferrell, drywall dust, liposuction, Whitworth threads, racism, lawn litter
(except for the bending over grandma.....that one just slays me!), misogyny,
tulips, dressage, Maya Angelou, homophobia, swearing oaths, soy milk, ADM,
protein enriched shampoo, astrology, theosophy, homeopathy, telepathy,
communism, capitalism, libertarianism, monarchy, oligarchy, Platonism,
Aristotelianism, Peeps®, Pop-Tarts®, Adam Sandler, platitudes, mildew,
George Plimpton, Andy Warhol, Andy Gibb, Andy Rooney, intelligent design
(sic), Rosie O'Donnell, Harold Bloom, Richard Dawkins, text messaging,
thermonuclear devices, macramé, Walter Keane, grandfather clocks, cuckoo
clocks, lychee nuts, iceberg lettuce, concrete patios, topiary, David Lee
Roth, video games (except Pong.....of course), exterior house painting,
internal cumbustion engines, methylene chloride, and....yes.....Norman
Mailer AND Gore Vidal.

So, should I register my disgust and outrage with ALL these things and
people EVERY time some dumbass feels the need for a bit of attention, and
thus improve the overall climate in this newsgroup?....or just before I
perhaps go fishing?

Until they **** uop our planet even more

Well, unless I misread the signs, you ain't stopped 'em yet, Sparky.

These fools McCain, Edwards at al are just useless andd loud mouthed mutha
****as!

Which, presumably, no one here would ever have figured out, huh? Again, I
thank you on behalf of all of ROFF for this startling revelation. You've
left us with much to think about.

It is even somewhat cathartic to say it.

Uh huh, and that's what we all come here for.....your catharsis

And for enlightening you politically - I expect no payment
Altho if you want to send campaign $$$ my way - instaed of supporting the
moronic Republicans or Dems
I will send you my bank acct info.

Imbecile.

Wolfgang

On 21-Apr-2007, "Wolfgang" wrote:

Since it is here.....

You have (at least theoretically) both the right and the capacity to
choose
whether or not to participate. Your choice could (theoretically) be
influenced by due consideration of whether or not participation will add
anything that YOU want to see in this newsgroup. You have clearly made
your
choice. The rest of us are left to make our own determinations about how
much consideration went into the process. This is not a diffcult task.

Perhaps you should be incensed and disgusted that asshole reprobate
scumbags
like McCain are able to roam free in the spotlight and to repreent and
speak
for you ... And to put you and your life and this planet in jeapordy.

If you pay close attention here for a while, I think you'll discover that
I
can pretty much hold my own against anyone who presumes to speak for me.
If
not, others can confirm it for you.

Perhaps you should be ****ing disgusted and outraged with the
political
system about which there is very little that you can do anyway ...
except
to
register your utter disgust nad perhaps go fishing

I am disgusted and outraged by gravity, aging, sleet, ticks, mosquitoes,
black flies, Donald Trump, deer flies, Paris Hilton, horse flies, clogged
drains, crime, poverty, Adam Sandler, illiteracy, hunger, flat tires,
neckties, pollen, sulfur dioxide, Adam Sandler, hangnails, zits,
post-modernism, Jerry Lewis, papal infallibility, surveillance cameras,
zebra mussells, Adam Sandler, purple loosestrife, athlete's foot, cats,
cubism, Jack Black, short selling, mumus, line dancing, Jello®, string
theory, tanning beds, ill-mannered children, Brangelina, ill-mannered
adults, ill-mannered dogs, lutefisk, rattan furniture, Adam Sandler, Will
Ferrell, drywall dust, liposuction, Whitworth threads, racism, lawn litter

(except for the bending over grandma.....that one just slays me!),
misogyny,
tulips, dressage, Maya Angelou, homophobia, swearing oaths, soy milk, ADM,

protein enriched shampoo, astrology, theosophy, homeopathy, telepathy,
communism, capitalism, libertarianism, monarchy, oligarchy, Platonism,
Aristotelianism, Peeps®, Pop-Tarts®, Adam Sandler, platitudes, mildew,
George Plimpton, Andy Warhol, Andy Gibb, Andy Rooney, intelligent design
(sic), Rosie O'Donnell, Harold Bloom, Richard Dawkins, text messaging,
thermonuclear devices, macramé, Walter Keane, grandfather clocks, cuckoo
clocks, lychee nuts, iceberg lettuce, concrete patios, topiary, David Lee
Roth, video games (except Pong.....of course), exterior house painting,
internal cumbustion engines, methylene chloride, and....yes.....Norman
Mailer AND Gore Vidal.

So, should I register my disgust and outrage with ALL these things and
people EVERY time some dumbass feels the need for a bit of attention, and
thus improve the overall climate in this newsgroup?....or just before I
perhaps go fishing?

Until they **** uop our planet even more

Well, unless I misread the signs, you ain't stopped 'em yet, Sparky.

These fools McCain, Edwards at al are just useless andd loud mouthed
mutha
****as!

Which, presumably, no one here would ever have figured out, huh? Again, I

thank you on behalf of all of ROFF for this startling revelation. You've
left us with much to think about.

It is even somewhat cathartic to say it.

Uh huh, and that's what we all come here for.....your catharsis

And for enlightening you politically - I expect no payment
Altho if you want to send campaign $$$ my way - instaed of supporting
the
moronic Republicans or Dems
I will send you my bank acct info.

Imbecile.

Wolfgang

Thats an awaful LOT of verbiage to spew forth in response to an imbecile.
Don't you have anything better to do - perhaps not !
My missive took only about 20 seconds

Fool!

yet
I do agrere w your disgusty of Paris Hilton, Will FerrelAdam Sandler, Doanld
Trump Andy Rooney etc.

Fred

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Thats an awaful LOT of verbiage to spew forth in response to an imbecile.
Don't you have anything better to do - perhaps not !
My missive took only about 20 seconds

Fred, you are not doing your part for wind power!!g
Tom

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Thats an awaful LOT of verbiage to spew forth in response to an imbecile.

Doesn't cost me anything.

Don't you have anything better to do - perhaps not !

Many things. I'm doing several of them even as we speak. For example, I'm
doing laundry, scanning Becky's old photos.....and I just finished washing
my car windows and applying a nice coat of Rain-X to the windows, mirrors
and headlights in anticipation of an upcoming road trip. Later today, I'm
going to change the oil in my car, install new windshield wipers, and make a
trip to Mercado El Rey to get supplies to make enchiladas for dinner guests
this evening. In the interstices, I go out on the deck in the back yard to
smoke a cigarette, sip some coffee (which will be replaced around
mid-afternoon by a nice cold beer or perhaps a glass of Black Box cabernet)
and enjoy the splendid (if long overdue) weather, and then I come in and sit
at the computer for a few moments, while the spin cycle finishes, and slap
you around a bit.

You?

My missive took only about 20 seconds

Yes, and it shows in your usual quality.

Fool!

Ouch.

yet
I do agrere w your disgusty of Paris Hilton, Will FerrelAdam Sandler,
Doanld
Trump Andy Rooney etc.

So?

Wolfgang

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
and I just finished washing my car windows and applying a nice coat of
Rain-X to the windows, mirrors and headlights in anticipation of an
upcoming road trip.

I hesitate to interject a serious question here, but does that Rain-X stuff
really work?

Joe F.

On 21-Apr-2007, "Wolfgang" wrote:

Many things. I'm doing several of them even as we speak. For example,
I'm
doing laundry, scanning Becky's old photos.....and I just finished washing

my car windows and applying a nice coat of Rain-X to the windows, mirrors
and headlights in anticipation of an upcoming road trip. Later today, I'm

going to change the oil in my car, install new windshield wipers, and make
a
trip to Mercado El Rey to get supplies to make enchiladas for dinner
guests
this evening. In the interstices, I go out on the deck in the back yard
to
smoke a cigarette, sip some coffee (which will be replaced around
mid-afternoon by a nice cold beer or perhaps a glass of Black Box
cabernet)
and enjoy the splendid (if long overdue) weather, and then I come in and
sit
at the computer for a few moments, while the spin cycle finishes, and slap

you around a bit.

You?

Well since you ask
I went out and split big some wood w my new electric DR log splitter
and then I am going for a trail ride on my 150 cc Honda w my son in law - on
his quad

and now I am ready to slap you back - bitch!

This missive took about 12 seconds

Fred

Then -- just to keep on the fishing topic - I am going to catch a rainbow
trout "out back".

Fred

On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:06:20 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:



I am disgusted and outraged by gravity, aging, sleet, ticks, mosquitoes,
black flies, Donald Trump, deer flies, Paris Hilton, horse flies, clogged
drains, crime, poverty, Adam Sandler, illiteracy, hunger, flat tires,
neckties, pollen, sulfur dioxide, Adam Sandler, hangnails, zits,
post-modernism, Jerry Lewis, papal infallibility, surveillance cameras,
zebra mussells, Adam Sandler, purple loosestrife, athlete's foot, cats,
cubism, Jack Black, short selling, mumus, line dancing, Jello®, string
theory, tanning beds, ill-mannered children, Brangelina, ill-mannered
adults, ill-mannered dogs, lutefisk, rattan furniture, Adam Sandler, Will
Ferrell, drywall dust, liposuction, Whitworth threads, racism, lawn litter
(except for the bending over grandma.....that one just slays me!), misogyny,
tulips, dressage, Maya Angelou, homophobia, swearing oaths, soy milk, ADM,
protein enriched shampoo, astrology, theosophy, homeopathy, telepathy,
communism, capitalism, libertarianism, monarchy, oligarchy, Platonism,
Aristotelianism, Peeps®, Pop-Tarts®, Adam Sandler, platitudes, mildew,
George Plimpton, Andy Warhol, Andy Gibb, Andy Rooney, intelligent design
(sic), Rosie O'Donnell, Harold Bloom, Richard Dawkins, text messaging,
thermonuclear devices, macramé, Walter Keane, grandfather clocks, cuckoo
clocks, lychee nuts, iceberg lettuce, concrete patios, topiary, David Lee
Roth, video games (except Pong.....of course), exterior house painting,
internal cumbustion engines, methylene chloride, and....yes.....Norman
Mailer AND Gore Vidal.

Personally, gravity only offends and disgusts me when I make a mistake
with / about it. Line dancing keeps people active and way out of my
way, so I can't be offended by it. Concrete patios are excellent for
some people. My house has one. I don't use it and don't understand
the people who use theirs when they have a perfectly good deck right
above them. But I'm not offended by them. Andy Rooney is okay
sometimes. Used to be okay more often. Video games and computer
games are excellent for me and mine. Gore Vidal was occasionally
amusing. Internal combustion engines are a cool idea. Over reliance
on them isn't. I'm pretty neutral on macrame and don't know enough
about string theory to offer an opinion (I know that's unusual here,
but I've got my own standards).

A few additions. I didn't notice hip hop and bad rap in there (some
rap is pretty good, but it's very rare).

Otherwise, it's looking like a fine list. If I knew who / what (I'm
presuming a who there) Adam Sandler is / was, I might agree on that
one, too.
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