On The Lake

wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Upon further reflection, they may have just been pretending to be
slack-jawed, ignorant morons. Perhaps they had an under-the-table
deal with the only bear spray source in Thunder Bay. If so, they
were damn good actors. And they never pulled their guns. ;-)

They often don't have to pretend and sometimes they are itchin to get people
twitching
Because sometimes authority figures need to prove their masculinity and if
you give them an excuse it could be you they pull it on!
You were lucky.
I would not chance it for such a trivial item.

Those border droids weren't itchin' or twitchin', they were
just dumber than dirt. And I don't see how leaving $100 worth
of my property at the border is *lucky*, especially since I
knew damn good and well that it was legal for me to bring it
into Canada.

I learned my lesson. Anymore I hide my bear spray in the bottom
of the bottom-most pack in the back of the station wagon and then
lie through my teeth. I don't recommend it, but it works for me.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On 6-May-2007, Ken Fortenberry wrote:

I learned my lesson. Anymore I hide my bear spray in the bottom
of the bottom-most pack in the back of the station wagon and then
lie through my teeth. I don't recommend it, but it works for me.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Is there anyone on this list that you could call for bail money?

Fred

wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I learned my lesson. Anymore I hide my bear spray in the bottom
of the bottom-most pack in the back of the station wagon and then
lie through my teeth. I don't recommend it, but it works for me.

Is there anyone on this list that you could call for bail money?

Oh, hell yeah. As much as he likes to be a snide and pompous
putz on roff my good pal rw would bail me out in an instant.
And if the putz was unavailable my dear friend Little Wolfie
would surely put aside the nasty jerkitude he displays here
and mortgage his house, if need be, on my behalf. Despite all
the bickering, we really are just one big happy family here
on roff.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On 6-May-2007, Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Is there anyone on this list that you could call for bail money?

Oh, hell yeah. As much as he likes to be a snide and pompous
putz on roff my good pal rw would bail me out in an instant.
And if the putz was unavailable my dear friend Little Wolfie
would surely put aside the nasty jerkitude he displays here
and mortgage his house, if need be, on my behalf. Despite all
the bickering, we really are just one big happy family here
on roff.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Wanna take a poll?

OK Roff listers

If Ken Fortenberry was arrested for bringing an illegal substance into
Canada
and before he went in - perhaps to spend some time as some large male's
sidekick (for lack of a better term)
Who would bail him out?

I nust admit that I might throw a few coins in
Anyone else?

Fred

Who on this list would bel him out?

Fred

On Mon, 7 May 2007 01:09:27 GMT, wrote:


On 6-May-2007, Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Is there anyone on this list that you could call for bail money?

Oh, hell yeah. As much as he likes to be a snide and pompous
putz on roff my good pal rw would bail me out in an instant.
And if the putz was unavailable my dear friend Little Wolfie
would surely put aside the nasty jerkitude he displays here
and mortgage his house, if need be, on my behalf. Despite all
the bickering, we really are just one big happy family here
on roff.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Wanna take a poll?

OK Roff listers

If Ken Fortenberry was arrested for bringing an illegal substance into
Canada
and before he went in - perhaps to spend some time as some large male's
sidekick (for lack of a better term)
Who would bail him out?

I nust admit that I might throw a few coins in
Anyone else?

Fred

Who on this list would bel him out?

Fred

Aww, I'd kick the can for his scrawny hide...

/daytripper (you, on the other hand, better be carrying cash ;-)

On Mon, 7 May 2007 01:09:27 GMT, wrote:

If Ken Fortenberry was arrested for bringing an illegal substance into
Canada
and before he went in - perhaps to spend some time as some large male's
sidekick (for lack of a better term)
Who would bail him out?

I'd bail his scrawny ass out regardless the cost, and throw in another
$1000 if he moved in with Wolfgang.

wrote:

Wanna take a poll?

OK Roff listers

If Ken Fortenberry was arrested for bringing an illegal substance into
Canada
and before he went in - perhaps to spend some time as some large male's
sidekick (for lack of a better term)
Who would bail him out?

I nust admit that I might throw a few coins in
Anyone else?


Ah, shucks. I'd bail 'im out. But, it would cost him. He'd have to come
back to Utah with me and do a little fishing on the lower Provo (a
tailwater) and then go to church with me on Sunday.

Russell

He wouldn't have to fish nymphs though, that would be cruel and usual.

On Mon, 7 May 2007 01:09:27 GMT, wrote:


On 6-May-2007, Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Is there anyone on this list that you could call for bail money?

Oh, hell yeah. As much as he likes to be a snide and pompous
putz on roff my good pal rw would bail me out in an instant.
And if the putz was unavailable my dear friend Little Wolfie
would surely put aside the nasty jerkitude he displays here
and mortgage his house, if need be, on my behalf. Despite all
the bickering, we really are just one big happy family here
on roff.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Wanna take a poll?

OK Roff listers

If Ken Fortenberry was arrested for bringing an illegal substance into
Canada
and before he went in - perhaps to spend some time as some large male's
sidekick (for lack of a better term)
Who would bail him out?

I nust admit that I might throw a few coins in
Anyone else?

Fred

Who on this list would bel him out?

Aw, hell, if I'd bail him out when he mooned....er, nevermind...IAC, I'd
not only bail him out, but I'd make wayno a plane reservation with the
full expectation he'd be happy to be there one hour before
takeoff...and, um...change...a stew or two whilst he waited...

And for that matter, I'd do the same for Wolfgang or Steve.

HTH,
R
....I mean, you got yer bull****, and then, you've got your plain
old-fashioned horse****...

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On Mon, 7 May 2007 01:09:27 GMT, wrote:


On 6-May-2007, Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Is there anyone on this list that you could call for bail money?

Oh, hell yeah. As much as he likes to be a snide and pompous
putz on roff my good pal rw would bail me out in an instant.
And if the putz was unavailable my dear friend Little Wolfie
would surely put aside the nasty jerkitude he displays here
and mortgage his house, if need be, on my behalf. Despite all
the bickering, we really are just one big happy family here
on roff.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Wanna take a poll?

OK Roff listers

If Ken Fortenberry was arrested for bringing an illegal substance into
Canada
and before he went in - perhaps to spend some time as some large male's
sidekick (for lack of a better term)
Who would bail him out?

I nust admit that I might throw a few coins in
Anyone else?

Fred

Who on this list would bel him out?

Aw, hell, if I'd bail him out when he mooned....er, nevermind...IAC, I'd
not only bail him out, but I'd make wayno a plane reservation with the
full expectation he'd be happy to be there one hour before
takeoff...and, um...change...a stew or two whilst he waited...

And for that matter, I'd do the same for Wolfgang or Steve.


Well.....gosh.....I'm all touched and ****. I love you, man.

Meanwhile, for those who are not averse to an occasional bit of reality,
there ARE people one can count on in this world, and some of them can be
found right here.....but as in the rest of the world, they are not
necessarily those who make a point of advertising themselves as
such.....particularly with regard to those for whom they express
contempt......which is to say, pretty much everybody.

On the other hand, it IS amusing to watch them play a credulous crowd
successfully.

Wolfgang
who, it should not be necessary to add, wouldn't dream of posting bail for
davies, stevies, kennies.....or dicklets. mother siebeneich certainly never
raised such a foolish child.

HTH,
R
...I mean, you got yer bull****, and then, you've got your plain
old-fashioned horse****...

On Mon, 7 May 2007 22:29:12 -0600, "Wolfgang" wrote:


Wolfgang
who, it should not be necessary to add, wouldn't dream of posting bail for
davies, stevies, kennies.....or dicklets. mother siebeneich certainly never
raised such a foolish child.

Abandoned at birth, were ya...so who is responsible for raising you?

Dickie, the bail bondsman