On The Lake

wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
It depends on the border droid. It is *not* illegal to take bear
spray into Canada but you might have a hard time convincing the
idiots at the border of that. The technicality is it has to be
clearly labelled *BEAR* spray and not personal defense pepper
spray.

I wonder what politician decided that bear pepper spray is okay,
but human pepper spray isn't. I'd much rather get sprayed
with the human version than the bear version.

Canada had a ban on all pepper spray dating from the time when
pepper spray was exclusively a personal defense product but they
couldn't have foreseen that bear spray would soon become an almost
essential piece of outdoors equipment. To their credit it didn't
take them long to write an exception into the law. Now if somebody
would just tell the morons at the Pigeon River border crossing.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Mon, 7 May 2007 22:29:12 -0600, "Wolfgang" wrote:


Wolfgang
who, it should not be necessary to add, wouldn't dream of posting bail for
davies, stevies, kennies.....or dicklets. mother siebeneich certainly never
raised such a foolish child.

Abandoned at birth, were ya...so who is responsible for raising you?

Dickie, the bail bondsman

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On Mon, 7 May 2007 01:09:27 GMT, wrote:


On 6-May-2007, Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Is there anyone on this list that you could call for bail money?

Oh, hell yeah. As much as he likes to be a snide and pompous
putz on roff my good pal rw would bail me out in an instant.
And if the putz was unavailable my dear friend Little Wolfie
would surely put aside the nasty jerkitude he displays here
and mortgage his house, if need be, on my behalf. Despite all
the bickering, we really are just one big happy family here
on roff.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Wanna take a poll?

OK Roff listers

If Ken Fortenberry was arrested for bringing an illegal substance into
Canada
and before he went in - perhaps to spend some time as some large male's
sidekick (for lack of a better term)
Who would bail him out?

I nust admit that I might throw a few coins in
Anyone else?

Fred

Who on this list would bel him out?

Aw, hell, if I'd bail him out when he mooned....er, nevermind...IAC, I'd
not only bail him out, but I'd make wayno a plane reservation with the
full expectation he'd be happy to be there one hour before
takeoff...and, um...change...a stew or two whilst he waited...

And for that matter, I'd do the same for Wolfgang or Steve.


Well.....gosh.....I'm all touched and ****. I love you, man.

Meanwhile, for those who are not averse to an occasional bit of reality,
there ARE people one can count on in this world, and some of them can be
found right here.....but as in the rest of the world, they are not
necessarily those who make a point of advertising themselves as
such.....particularly with regard to those for whom they express
contempt......which is to say, pretty much everybody.

On the other hand, it IS amusing to watch them play a credulous crowd
successfully.

Wolfgang
who, it should not be necessary to add, wouldn't dream of posting bail for
davies, stevies, kennies.....or dicklets. mother siebeneich certainly never
raised such a foolish child.

HTH,
R
...I mean, you got yer bull****, and then, you've got your plain
old-fashioned horse****...

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On Mon, 7 May 2007 22:29:12 -0600, "Wolfgang" wrote:


Wolfgang
who, it should not be necessary to add, wouldn't dream of posting bail for
davies, stevies, kennies.....or dicklets. mother siebeneich certainly
never
raised such a foolish child.

Abandoned at birth, were ya...

No.

so who is responsible for raising you?

I was raised by human beings of whom it was safe to presume that when they
had nothing to say, they would say just that. You wouldn't understand.

Dickie, the bail bondsman

Imbecile.

Wolfgang

On May 8, 5:50 am, "Wolfgang" wrote:
wrote in message

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On Mon, 7 May 2007 22:29:12 -0600, "Wolfgang" wrote:

Wolfgang
who, it should not be necessary to add, wouldn't dream of postingbailfor
davies, stevies, kennies.....or dicklets. mother siebeneich certainly
never
raised such a foolish child.

Abandoned at birth, were ya...

No.

so who is responsible for raising you?

I was raised by human beings of whom it was safe to presume that when they
had nothing to say, they would say just that. You wouldn't understand.

Dickie, thebailbondsman

Imbecile.

Wolfgang


Hi All, when you are ready to post bail for your boy take a look at
our fine establishment www.firstchoicebail.com. Best of luck. It's
always nice to have friends.

"Rogue" wrote in message
oups.com...

Hi All, when you are ready to post bail for your boy take a look at
our fine establishment www.firstchoicebail.com.

"Why Choose Us?"

"We actually care about you."

See, THAT'S what I like! Um......is it actually necessary for someone to go
out and get arrested and all that tedious stuff? I mean, I like the way you
guys do business......couldn't we just arrange a little bail on our own,
just between us, just among kindred spirits, without the formality of legal
proceedings and all that unpleasant courtroom business?

Best of luck. It's
always nice to have friends.

Ainna?

Wolfgang