OT Dead Falwell

Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
One of the founding fathers of the American Taliban is dead today
at age 73.

Jerry Falwell was as great a threat to tolerance and American values
as any American of the late 20th century. If he has a spot at the
heavenly table I hope god seats him between two gay guys.


Are you sure two gay guys would be there? I'm not about to second guess
who gets in.

I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Tue, 15 May 2007 22:19:25 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.

How can you even think of heaven when you don't believe in God. What
do you have to do to get to heaven, assuming there is one, of course?

Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.

How can you even think of heaven when you don't believe in God.

Well, first I have a cup or two of coffee, then I grab the
Times and take a seat on the throne and sometimes, on really
good days, I think of heaven.

What
do you have to do to get to heaven, assuming there is one, of course?

It's easy for me, for you I'd recommend Metamucil.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Wed, 16 May 2007 00:25:19 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

It's easy for me, for you I'd recommend Metamucil.

d;o) Good one. However, I have a marvelous bm every morning, and no,
I don't think about you or heaven. Do your poopies float? I found
out the other day (by watching "House") that if your poopies float it
is because they are full of fat. My poopies sink. I think that's
good.

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
My poopies sink. I think that's
good.

Definitely TMI. :-)

Joe F.

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.

How can you even think of heaven when you don't believe in God.

Well, first I have a cup or two of coffee, then I grab the
Times and take a seat on the throne and sometimes, on really
good days, I think of heaven.

What
do you have to do to get to heaven, assuming there is one, of course?

It's easy for me, for you I'd recommend Metamucil.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Hell yea, kick his no good ass ! Commie pinko bedwetter !.
anonymous **** weasel

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
One of the founding fathers of the American Taliban is dead today
at age 73.

Jerry Falwell was as great a threat to tolerance and American values
as any American of the late 20th century. If he has a spot at the
heavenly table I hope god seats him between two gay guys.


Are you sure two gay guys would be there? I'm not about to second
guess who gets in.

I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.


I'm not sure I'd want to pass judgment. Not my place to say who gets in
or why.

I guess I'm a little more tolerant of others' opinions even if I don't
agree with them.

Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
One of the founding fathers of the American Taliban is dead today
at age 73.

Jerry Falwell was as great a threat to tolerance and American values
as any American of the late 20th century. If he has a spot at the
heavenly table I hope god seats him between two gay guys.

Are you sure two gay guys would be there? I'm not about to second
guess who gets in.

I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.

I'm not sure I'd want to pass judgment. Not my place to say who gets in
or why.

I guess I'm a little more tolerant of others' opinions even if I don't
agree with them.

That doesn't sound like a good guess to me, but I guess it'll be
tolerated.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
One of the founding fathers of the American Taliban is dead today
at age 73.

Jerry Falwell was as great a threat to tolerance and American values
as any American of the late 20th century. If he has a spot at the
heavenly table I hope god seats him between two gay guys.

Are you sure two gay guys would be there? I'm not about to second
guess who gets in.

I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.

I'm not sure I'd want to pass judgment. Not my place to say who gets
in or why.

I guess I'm a little more tolerant of others' opinions even if I don't
agree with them.

That doesn't sound like a good guess to me, but I guess it'll be
tolerated.


Who are you to judge?

Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
One of the founding fathers of the American Taliban is dead today
at age 73.

Jerry Falwell was as great a threat to tolerance and American values
as any American of the late 20th century. If he has a spot at the
heavenly table I hope god seats him between two gay guys.

Are you sure two gay guys would be there? I'm not about to second
guess who gets in.

I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.

I'm not sure I'd want to pass judgment. Not my place to say who gets
in or why.

I guess I'm a little more tolerant of others' opinions even if I
don't agree with them.

That doesn't sound like a good guess to me, but I guess it'll be
tolerated.

Who are you to judge?

I'm Ken Fortenberry, who are you ?

--
Ken Fortenberry