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Old May 16th, 2007, 01:11 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Dave LaCourse
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On Tue, 15 May 2007 22:19:25 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.


How can you even think of heaven when you don't believe in God. What
do you have to do to get to heaven, assuming there is one, of course?




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Old May 16th, 2007, 01:25 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Ken Fortenberry
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Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.


How can you even think of heaven when you don't believe in God.


Well, first I have a cup or two of coffee, then I grab the
Times and take a seat on the throne and sometimes, on really
good days, I think of heaven.

What
do you have to do to get to heaven, assuming there is one, of course?


It's easy for me, for you I'd recommend Metamucil.

--
Ken Fortenberry
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Old May 16th, 2007, 01:35 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On Wed, 16 May 2007 00:25:19 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
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It's easy for me, for you I'd recommend Metamucil.


d;o) Good one. However, I have a marvelous bm every morning, and no,
I don't think about you or heaven. Do your poopies float? I found
out the other day (by watching "House") that if your poopies float it
is because they are full of fat. My poopies sink. I think that's
good.


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Old May 16th, 2007, 01:39 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
My poopies sink. I think that's
good.


Definitely TMI. :-)

Joe F.


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Old May 20th, 2007, 06:34 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
t...
Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.


How can you even think of heaven when you don't believe in God.


Well, first I have a cup or two of coffee, then I grab the
Times and take a seat on the throne and sometimes, on really
good days, I think of heaven.

What
do you have to do to get to heaven, assuming there is one, of course?


It's easy for me, for you I'd recommend Metamucil.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Hell yea, kick his no good ass ! Commie pinko bedwetter !.

anonymous **** weasel



 




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