my dog is getting smart....

"asadi" wrote in message
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Roasted peppers from Mexican take out now has him smelling all food that
humans eat before he just starts chomping on it...

What a hoot!

john

Here's a good joke along those lines,


A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's
drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some
sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue
ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, 'Did you see what your monkey just did?'
The guy says, 'No, what?' 'He just ate the cue ball off my pool table -
whole!' says the bartender.

'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replies the patron. 'He eats everything in
sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff.' He finishes
his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.
He grabs it, sticks it up his arse, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. 'Did you see what your monkey did now?'

'Now what?' asks the patron.

'Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his arse, then pulled it out and ate
it!' says the barkeeper.

'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replies the patron. 'He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures
everything first!'