husband's revenge

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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Jonathan Cook wrote:

"Skwala" wrote in message
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Way too funny...talk about revenge, the ex-wife of a friend of
a friend snuck in, loaded his string of beloved pack mules up
and ran them through the El Paso horse auction...man, that's
almost worthy of capital punishment...

Jon.

except...it is absolutely ballsy brilliant. i'd be in awe of that woman
and recommend her to my friends.

jeff

Amen.

Wolfgang
but she would frighten some.......as has already been noted.

On Thu, 23 Oct 2003 19:20:07 -0400, "Guyz-N-Flyz"
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"Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote in message
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=3146042998
This is going around the office...
I think it funnier than the wife selling her husbands fly gear...
The best is at the bottom.

Man, I'm up for sending this guy a sixer and a Home Depot Gift Card.
Awesome.
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Hey, has anyone thought of tyin' a Beanie Baby fly? And yes, the best was
at the bottom!

Op --hope that bitch is happy. Not the wife, but Taisha.--

No kidding. Except that the anal twit will probably turn him into the
feds. He's selling them mostly as plush toys and revenge, not going
on any about anything else.

I've bought a couple of Beanies that I'm pretty sure were counterfeit.
We ripped the tags off and gave them to the grandson to cuddle. Well,
I did give one frankly fake (had catnip in it) to the cat. That's
what they should be for, not for some women with no lives to put on
shelves and brag about. However, I suppose it keeps them away from my
fishing areas...
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Beanie Babies, had 309,633 hits on eBay? Who would have believed?

Richard



"Skwala" wrote in message
news
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=3146042998

This is going around the office...

I think it funnier than the wife selling her husbands fly gear...

The best is at the bottom.

Skwala

P.S. forgive me if I'm the last one to discover this one.

On Sat, 25 Oct 2003 09:03:50 GMT, (Greg Pavlov)
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On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 20:52:26 -0400, Peter Charles
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Not to be picky but that's called a Ukrainian Cross -- only with
mules, we'll have to call it an Idaho Interchange.

Hey, leave my relatives out of this (no, not the mules).
I hear the English were fond of this little game as well.

Ya, we did the execution bizness way better. What rw was trying to
say -- hang 'em but haul 'em down before they lose consciousness.
then while they're still squirming, slice their bellies open,
disembowel 'em, emasculated 'em, and throw their guts, dicks, and
balls on a fire. At this point, we chop off their heads, hoist it on
a pike and lash it to the main gate. The rest of the carcass is
quartered and sent to the four corners of the county, to be hung until
the crows have eaten the flesh from the bones. The some descriptions
have the quartering done by horses, assisted by butchering to save
strain on the animals.

Ah, the English, always worried about the animals.

Peter

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R. D. L. wrote:
Beanie Babies, had 309,633 hits on eBay? Who would have believed?

What is not to be believed? "Pet rock" gets 1,370,000 hits on Google.

Try http://www.califmall.com/ST_PetRock.html

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=3146042998
This is going around the office...
I think it funnier than the wife selling her husbands fly gear...
The best is at the bottom.

Damndest thing though is I looked up 4 of the fluffy creatures he had
listed and one of them alone was sold recently for $1200.00 ON EBAY,
another for $800.00 and another yet for $595.00...

Those 3 alone would have gotten hime 3x the money he got for the lot!!

If he REALLY wanted to get even with her, he wouldhave goten the actual
"value" of them....

Larry =)

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 04:32:49 GMT, (Greg Pavlov)
wrote:

On Sat, 25 Oct 2003 19:25:40 -0400, Peter Charles
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Ya, we did the execution bizness way better. What rw was trying to
say -- hang 'em but haul 'em down before they lose consciousness.
then while they're still squirming, slice their bellies open,....

I wondered how the whole thing was put together:
I read the sentences but they weren't specific
enough, especially w/respect to the fire. Wouldn't
burning them alive, or dipping them in some hot
oil, been a lot simpler and just as painful ?


Ya but not half as much fun. This was the punishment for treason so
it had to have good spectator appeal. If your executioner liked you
or if you tipped him (in advance, of course) then he left you hanging
a tad too long so you didn't get to feel the rest of the proceedings.



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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 15:51:05 GMT, (Greg Pavlov)
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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 08:04:12 -0500, Peter Charles
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Ya but not half as much fun. This was the punishment for treason so
it had to have good spectator appeal. ...

I don't remember seeing anything that limited the
amusement to traitors. Are you sure about that ?

It was the punishment for treason but it could've been used for other
things I suppose.

Peter

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Peter Charles wrote:
On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 04:32:49 GMT, (Greg Pavlov)
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On Sat, 25 Oct 2003 19:25:40 -0400, Peter Charles
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Ya, we did the execution bizness way better. What rw was trying to
say -- hang 'em but haul 'em down before they lose consciousness.
then while they're still squirming, slice their bellies open,....

I wondered how the whole thing was put together:
I read the sentences but they weren't specific
enough, especially w/respect to the fire. Wouldn't
burning them alive, or dipping them in some hot
oil, been a lot simpler and just as painful ?



Ya but not half as much fun. This was the punishment for treason so
it had to have good spectator appeal. If your executioner liked you
or if you tipped him (in advance, of course) then he left you hanging
a tad too long so you didn't get to feel the rest of the proceedings.

This is the ultimate logic behind capital punishment. On the one hand,
if it's to be the most effective deterrent, it should be as painful and
humiliating and public as possible. Lethal injection? Give me a break!
That's for squeamish, liberal bleeding hearts.

The other argument behind capital pushishment doesn't involve
deterrence, but rather retribution and "justice." Well, don't serial
killers and child rapers deserve worse than a quick, painless death?

BTW, I'm against captial punishment, so read the above as a reductio ad
absurdam.

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