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  #1  
Old November 12th, 2007, 07:17 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Mike[_6_]
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Posts: 1,426
Default The Mayfly

Why should I do that? It is a fact that some people from ROFF
actually tried to attack me on a couple of boards, and giving a list
of the boards to which I contribute would only encourage them to do
the same again. It did them no good, and they were either banned or
censured immediately, but it causes unpleasantness. I now use
pseudonyms on most boards, and although the moderators know who I am,
not many other people do. Since I have been doing this, there have
been no more attacks. Which also proves that the people involved were
purely interested in attacking me.They are not only stupid, they are
incorrigible.

I dont think Fortenberry would do it, it is just not his M.O. he
thinks he owns ROFF, but I dont think he even really cares much about
fly-fishing, so he would not normally even go to other fly-fishing
boards. As far as I am aware he has never contributed to any, but I don
t know that.

Of the others, some apparently want others to believe that they know a
lot about fly-fishing, but they can only maintain that illusion here,
and so they would not really have any reason to visit other boards
either, the only reason for doing so is to learn about or discuss fly-
fishing, or related matters. Some of the bull**** posted here would
immediately be torn to shreds by knowledgeable fly-anglers. The "depth
of knowledge" on ROFF is really a myth some here like to propagate.
There are one or two people who will be able to answer most questions,
but people like LaCourse are just bull****ters.

Their desire to do me some harm overrides any sense they might
otherwise possess. This is largely a result of Fortenberrys
propaganda. The dumb Oakie even keeps spouting it, as does LaCourse.
There are one or two sensible people on whom it has had no effect,
Jeff Miller is one, and also one with the courage and backbone to
speak out about it. There are other too, but they just dont want to
get involved in crap like this.

I dont have to prove anything at all on ROFF. Neither what I am, nor
what I know. Nobody is forced to take my advice in preference to
anybody elses, and I really dont care much what anybody on ROFF has
to say about it. I am always willing to learn, and if somebody points
out a mistake, or shows me a better method, then I simply accept it
and move on. Indeed, I have learned some things from listening to
Willi Lohman (Sp.? ), and others who have posted to ROFF in the past,
but people like LaCourse and the Oakie are apparently mainly
interested in blowing their own trumpets, and not in helping others.
Most unlikely that one will ever learn anything from them, apart from
the price of an expensive fishing resort, or the name of some nasty
Japanese whisky.

Anyway, it is entirely up to you what you post. I warn you now
though, there is no way you can prove anything at all to these people,
they will believe what they want, regardless of any facts you might
present. Indeed, it is very definitely better not to give them any
information at all, as they will merely misuse it.

As to motivation, I really dont know. Ego? Jealousy? The need for
adulation? With Fortenberry it is mainly his need for control, which
is typical psychopathic behaviour, some obviously even think that
denigrating others makes them look good. Not a lot one can do about
it. If you post to ROFF you are basically on your own, and if you make
yourself noticed in any way you WILL be targeted by some nutcase. That
s just how it is.

Regards and tight lines!

Mike


Dragos Bora wrote:
Hi there!

Thank you for "Connor's Corner"!
A lot of great information!

I am a 37 years old beginner and I was forwarded to your site by
Lucian Vasies, our wiser brother. :-)

He maintains a web site, http://www.flytying.ro, and he's a very
kind and gentle person, always ready to help anyone.

Here http://picasaweb.google.com/dragos.bora/ProfVasies we were
at the gathering he managed two months ago.

Best wishes!

Dragos Bora
(Romania, Bacau)

http://dragos.bora.googlepages.com/home





Hi Dragos,

glad to hear you are enjoying it.

Best wishes, regards, and tight lines!

Mike



John Campbell wrote:

Mike,
I was just on one my frequent visits to your website and its gone!


Can't you just ignore the stupid *******s, and not let them get you down?
Your brilliant site is not for them anyway, it is for people like myself and others
who appreciate the unique information you freely give, and your obviously great knowledge
and experience. Pleas please put the site back up. As for them, just ignore them.

Thanks.

Cheers,
John Campbell


Hi John,

difficult to ignore them, apart from the abuse on the newsgroup, they
blocked my e-mail with a load of rubbish as well. I know I should have
more sense than to take notice of such idiots, but I was a member of
that group for a long time, and it really gets me that they would post
such stuff!

Anyway, after all this mail I am uploading the site again, check the
site again in a couple of hours or so. Although of course I am aware
of the number of daily hits, I did not expect to get that much mail as
a result! Hopefully the site going back up will be answer enough, as
it will take me ages to answer all these posts personally!

There will be some more annotated PDFs going up this week on wet
flies mainly.

Even though I have reinstated the site this time, you should copy
anything you need from it, because it will be going down in four
months anyway. It simply costs me too much to keep it up. Apart from
the basic fees for the server space etc, I have to pay extra for the
traffic beyond a certain point, and this has been well exceeded every
month up to now and is increasing all the time.

Regards and tight lines!

Mike




Bryan Gooch Redd wrote:
Mike,
I just did my one of my frequent visits to your website and ---- it was all
gone!

The internet can be a very odd place, if you let it. Can't you just ignore
the *******s, and not let them get you down? Your fine stie wasn't for
them----it was for people like me who appreciate your perspective and your
knowledge and experience. For us, I hope you'll reinstate your site. For
them, well, just ignore them. It really is that simple----ignore them.

Thanks.

Cheers,
Bryan



Hi Bryan,

I got a lot of mail on this, indeed some of it almost word for word
what you wrote!

difficult to ignore them, apart from the abuse on the newsgroup, they
blocked my e-mail with a load of rubbish as well.

Anyway, check the site again in half an hour or so.

Regards and tight lines!

Mike


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for word what you wrote!



  #2  
Old November 12th, 2007, 08:21 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Ken Fortenberry[_3_]
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Posts: 112
Default The Mayfly

Mike wrote:
Why should I do that? ...


Why should you do what ? Post your private correspondence to
roff ? My guess is that it's a pitiful and pathetic effort on
your part to convince roff you have some sort of credibility
elsewhere despite the fact you've been banned from European
forums and are a laughingstock on roff. Or it could just be
an honest posting mistake. LOL !!

I dont think Fortenberry would do it, it is just not his M.O. he
thinks he owns ROFF, but I dont think he even really cares much about
fly-fishing, so he would not normally even go to other fly-fishing
boards.


Well, you're right about one thing. I've never sent you
harassing email, I've never posted in any of the forums where
you claim to be so well respected and I've never uttered a
single word of official complaint to any of the numerous ISPs
you've been forced to employ over the years. I do belong to
the Wisconsin Fly Fishing Forum and I am an avid fly fisherman.

What sticks in your craw, and the thing that drives you nuts
is that I have friends on roff. A lot of friends. I can go
fly fishing from sea to shining sea here in the states and in
many international locales as well and meet up with a friend
or two from roff. I've made enemies, sure. An outspoken asshole
such as myself will always make enemies along the way but by
and large I'm just as proud of the enemies I've ****ed off as
the friendships I've made.

As for you, you're just ****in' nuts. No one with a temperament
like yours and a skin so thin has any business trying to be part
of an electronic forum.

--
Ken Fortenberry
  #3  
Old November 12th, 2007, 10:01 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Dave LaCourse
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Posts: 2,492
Default The Mayfly

On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:17:06 -0800, Mike
wrote:

Why should I do that? It is a fact that some people from ROFF
actually tried to attack me on a couple of boards, and giving a list
of the boards to which I contribute would only encourage them to do
the same again. It did them no good, and they were either banned or
censured immediately, but it causes unpleasantness. I now use
pseudonyms on most boards, and although the moderators know who I am,
not many other people do. Since I have been doing this, there have
been no more attacks. Which also proves that the people involved were
purely interested in attacking me.They are not only stupid, they are
incorrigible.

I dont think Fortenberry would do it, it is just not his M.O. he
thinks he owns ROFF, but I dont think he even really cares much about
fly-fishing, so he would not normally even go to other fly-fishing
boards. As far as I am aware he has never contributed to any, but I don
t know that.

Of the others, some apparently want others to believe that they know a
lot about fly-fishing, but they can only maintain that illusion here,
and so they would not really have any reason to visit other boards
either, the only reason for doing so is to learn about or discuss fly-
fishing, or related matters. Some of the bull**** posted here would
immediately be torn to shreds by knowledgeable fly-anglers. The "depth
of knowledge" on ROFF is really a myth some here like to propagate.
There are one or two people who will be able to answer most questions,
but people like LaCourse are just bull****ters.

Their desire to do me some harm overrides any sense they might
otherwise possess. This is largely a result of Fortenberrys
propaganda. The dumb Oakie even keeps spouting it, as does LaCourse.
There are one or two sensible people on whom it has had no effect,
Jeff Miller is one, and also one with the courage and backbone to
speak out about it. There are other too, but they just dont want to
get involved in crap like this.

I dont have to prove anything at all on ROFF. Neither what I am, nor
what I know. Nobody is forced to take my advice in preference to
anybody elses, and I really dont care much what anybody on ROFF has
to say about it. I am always willing to learn, and if somebody points
out a mistake, or shows me a better method, then I simply accept it
and move on. Indeed, I have learned some things from listening to
Willi Lohman (Sp.? ), and others who have posted to ROFF in the past,
but people like LaCourse and the Oakie are apparently mainly
interested in blowing their own trumpets, and not in helping others.
Most unlikely that one will ever learn anything from them, apart from
the price of an expensive fishing resort, or the name of some nasty
Japanese whisky.

Anyway, it is entirely up to you what you post. I warn you now
though, there is no way you can prove anything at all to these people,
they will believe what they want, regardless of any facts you might
present. Indeed, it is very definitely better not to give them any
information at all, as they will merely misuse it.

As to motivation, I really dont know. Ego? Jealousy? The need for
adulation? With Fortenberry it is mainly his need for control, which
is typical psychopathic behaviour, some obviously even think that
denigrating others makes them look good. Not a lot one can do about
it. If you post to ROFF you are basically on your own, and if you make
yourself noticed in any way you WILL be targeted by some nutcase. That
s just how it is.

Regards and tight lines!

Mike


Dragos Bora wrote:
Hi there!

Thank you for "Connor's Corner"!
A lot of great information!

I am a 37 years old beginner and I was forwarded to your site by
Lucian Vasies, our wiser brother. :-)

He maintains a web site, http://www.flytying.ro, and he's a very
kind and gentle person, always ready to help anyone.

Here http://picasaweb.google.com/dragos.bora/ProfVasies we were
at the gathering he managed two months ago.

Best wishes!

Dragos Bora
(Romania, Bacau)

http://dragos.bora.googlepages.com/home





Hi Dragos,

glad to hear you are enjoying it.

Best wishes, regards, and tight lines!

Mike



John Campbell wrote:

Mike,
I was just on one my frequent visits to your website and its gone!


Can't you just ignore the stupid *******s, and not let them get you down?
Your brilliant site is not for them anyway, it is for people like myself and others
who appreciate the unique information you freely give, and your obviously great knowledge
and experience. Pleas please put the site back up. As for them, just ignore them.

Thanks.

Cheers,
John Campbell


Hi John,

difficult to ignore them, apart from the abuse on the newsgroup, they
blocked my e-mail with a load of rubbish as well. I know I should have
more sense than to take notice of such idiots, but I was a member of
that group for a long time, and it really gets me that they would post
such stuff!

Anyway, after all this mail I am uploading the site again, check the
site again in a couple of hours or so. Although of course I am aware
of the number of daily hits, I did not expect to get that much mail as
a result! Hopefully the site going back up will be answer enough, as
it will take me ages to answer all these posts personally!

There will be some more annotated PDFs going up this week on wet
flies mainly.

Even though I have reinstated the site this time, you should copy
anything you need from it, because it will be going down in four
months anyway. It simply costs me too much to keep it up. Apart from
the basic fees for the server space etc, I have to pay extra for the
traffic beyond a certain point, and this has been well exceeded every
month up to now and is increasing all the time.

Regards and tight lines!

Mike




Bryan Gooch Redd wrote:
Mike,
I just did my one of my frequent visits to your website and ---- it was all
gone!

The internet can be a very odd place, if you let it. Can't you just ignore
the *******s, and not let them get you down? Your fine stie wasn't for
them----it was for people like me who appreciate your perspective and your
knowledge and experience. For us, I hope you'll reinstate your site. For
them, well, just ignore them. It really is that simple----ignore them.

Thanks.

Cheers,
Bryan



Hi Bryan,

I got a lot of mail on this, indeed some of it almost word for word
what you wrote!

difficult to ignore them, apart from the abuse on the newsgroup, they
blocked my e-mail with a load of rubbish as well.

Anyway, check the site again in half an hour or so.

Regards and tight lines!

Mike


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Hi Bryan, I got a lot of mail on this, indeed some of it almost word
for word what you wrote!



You are absolutely insane. If I ever need proof, this post will live
on google for a long, long time.

You really need help, Mike.


  #4  
Old November 12th, 2007, 10:07 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Mike[_6_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,426
Default The Mayfly

On 12 Nov, 23:01, Dave LaCourse wrote:

You are absolutely insane. If I ever need proof, this post will live
on google for a long, long time.

You really need help, Mike.


It is becoming more and more obvious to everybody that you are the one
who needs help. You are apparently quite obsessed with doing me some
damage.

There is no way you can damage me LaCourse, and in the meantime it is
merely amusing watching you try.

MC

  #5  
Old November 12th, 2007, 10:03 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
[email protected]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,808
Default The Mayfly

On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:17:06 -0800, Mike
wrote:

Why should I do that? It is a fact that some people from ROFF
actually tried to attack me on a couple of boards, and giving a list
of the boards to which I contribute would only encourage them to do
the same again. It did them no good, and they were either banned or
censured immediately, but it causes unpleasantness. I now use
pseudonyms on most boards, and although the moderators know who I am,
not many other people do. Since I have been doing this, there have
been no more attacks. Which also proves that the people involved were
purely interested in attacking me.They are not only stupid, they are
incorrigible.

I dont think Fortenberry would do it, it is just not his M.O. he
thinks he owns ROFF, but I dont think he even really cares much about
fly-fishing, so he would not normally even go to other fly-fishing
boards. As far as I am aware he has never contributed to any, but I don
t know that.

Of the others, some apparently want others to believe that they know a
lot about fly-fishing, but they can only maintain that illusion here,
and so they would not really have any reason to visit other boards
either, the only reason for doing so is to learn about or discuss fly-
fishing, or related matters. Some of the bull**** posted here would
immediately be torn to shreds by knowledgeable fly-anglers. The "depth
of knowledge" on ROFF is really a myth some here like to propagate.
There are one or two people who will be able to answer most questions,
but people like LaCourse are just bull****ters.

Their desire to do me some harm overrides any sense they might
otherwise possess. This is largely a result of Fortenberrys
propaganda. The dumb Oakie even keeps spouting it, as does LaCourse.
There are one or two sensible people on whom it has had no effect,
Jeff Miller is one, and also one with the courage and backbone to
speak out about it. There are other too, but they just dont want to
get involved in crap like this.

I dont have to prove anything at all on ROFF. Neither what I am, nor
what I know. Nobody is forced to take my advice in preference to
anybody elses, and I really dont care much what anybody on ROFF has
to say about it. I am always willing to learn, and if somebody points
out a mistake, or shows me a better method, then I simply accept it
and move on. Indeed, I have learned some things from listening to
Willi Lohman (Sp.? ), and others who have posted to ROFF in the past,
but people like LaCourse and the Oakie are apparently mainly
interested in blowing their own trumpets, and not in helping others.
Most unlikely that one will ever learn anything from them, apart from
the price of an expensive fishing resort, or the name of some nasty
Japanese whisky.

Anyway, it is entirely up to you what you post. I warn you now
though, there is no way you can prove anything at all to these people,
they will believe what they want, regardless of any facts you might
present. Indeed, it is very definitely better not to give them any
information at all, as they will merely misuse it.

As to motivation, I really dont know. Ego? Jealousy? The need for
adulation? With Fortenberry it is mainly his need for control, which
is typical psychopathic behaviour, some obviously even think that
denigrating others makes them look good. Not a lot one can do about
it. If you post to ROFF you are basically on your own, and if you make
yourself noticed in any way you WILL be targeted by some nutcase. That
s just how it is.

Regards and tight lines!

Mike


Dragos Bora wrote:
Hi there!

Thank you for "Connor's Corner"!
A lot of great information!

I am a 37 years old beginner and I was forwarded to your site by
Lucian Vasies, our wiser brother. :-)

He maintains a web site, http://www.flytying.ro, and he's a very
kind and gentle person, always ready to help anyone.

Here http://picasaweb.google.com/dragos.bora/ProfVasies we were
at the gathering he managed two months ago.

Best wishes!

Dragos Bora
(Romania, Bacau)

http://dragos.bora.googlepages.com/home





Hi Dragos,

glad to hear you are enjoying it.

Best wishes, regards, and tight lines!

Mike



John Campbell wrote:

Mike,
I was just on one my frequent visits to your website and its gone!


Can't you just ignore the stupid *******s, and not let them get you down?
Your brilliant site is not for them anyway, it is for people like myself and others
who appreciate the unique information you freely give, and your obviously great knowledge
and experience. Pleas please put the site back up. As for them, just ignore them.

Thanks.

Cheers,
John Campbell


Hi John,

difficult to ignore them, apart from the abuse on the newsgroup, they
blocked my e-mail with a load of rubbish as well. I know I should have
more sense than to take notice of such idiots, but I was a member of
that group for a long time, and it really gets me that they would post
such stuff!

Anyway, after all this mail I am uploading the site again, check the
site again in a couple of hours or so. Although of course I am aware
of the number of daily hits, I did not expect to get that much mail as
a result! Hopefully the site going back up will be answer enough, as
it will take me ages to answer all these posts personally!

There will be some more annotated PDFs going up this week on wet
flies mainly.

Even though I have reinstated the site this time, you should copy
anything you need from it, because it will be going down in four
months anyway. It simply costs me too much to keep it up. Apart from
the basic fees for the server space etc, I have to pay extra for the
traffic beyond a certain point, and this has been well exceeded every
month up to now and is increasing all the time.

Regards and tight lines!

Mike




Bryan Gooch Redd wrote:
Mike,
I just did my one of my frequent visits to your website and ---- it was all
gone!

The internet can be a very odd place, if you let it. Can't you just ignore
the *******s, and not let them get you down? Your fine stie wasn't for
them----it was for people like me who appreciate your perspective and your
knowledge and experience. For us, I hope you'll reinstate your site. For
them, well, just ignore them. It really is that simple----ignore them.

Thanks.

Cheers,
Bryan



Hi Bryan,

I got a lot of mail on this, indeed some of it almost word for word
what you wrote!

difficult to ignore them, apart from the abuse on the newsgroup, they
blocked my e-mail with a load of rubbish as well.

Anyway, check the site again in half an hour or so.

Regards and tight lines!

Mike


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Hi Bryan, I got a lot of mail on this, indeed some of it almost word
for word what you wrote!


How come these "oops, I meant to email this..." posts are never grocery
lists, mundane correspondence totally unrelated to fishing, roff, or its
readers, or even racy lovenotes to your boyfriend?

I mean, how come they _always_ seem to have, at least in a ****ed-up
way, something to do with ROFF? Heck, one might wonder why the
Mike-Tyson-meets-Bill Gates of Germany can't figure out how to use a
computer...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, you're calling the Postmaster General,
R

  #6  
Old November 12th, 2007, 10:17 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Mike[_6_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,426
Default The Mayfly

On 12 Nov, 23:03, wrote:


How come these "oops, I meant to email this..." posts are never grocery
lists, mundane correspondence totally unrelated to fishing, roff, or its
readers, or even racy lovenotes to your boyfriend?

I mean, how come they _always_ seem to have, at least in a ****ed-up
way, something to do with ROFF? Heck, one might wonder why the
Mike-Tyson-meets-Bill Gates of Germany can't figure out how to use a
computer...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, you're calling the Postmaster General,
R


Well now Dickie boy, its all a secret plot to undermine the American
sauce industry, basically to get you into a pickle. As long as you are
trying to figure out the secret code ( which was attached), it gives
you less time to poison the populace.

As it happens, it seems G-mail has some problems with cut and pasting,
at least in combination with the clipboard monitor I use, so I have
now disabled it. I dont really feel like answering any more of your
questions today Dickie boy, try again tomorrow, I am too busy right
now.

MC


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Old November 12th, 2007, 10:33 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On 12 Nov, 23:17, Mike wrote:
On 12 Nov, 23:03, wrote:



How come these "oops, I meant to email this..." posts are never grocery
lists, mundane correspondence totally unrelated to fishing, roff, or its
readers, or even racy lovenotes to your boyfriend?


I mean, how come they _always_ seem to have, at least in a ****ed-up
way, something to do with ROFF? Heck, one might wonder why the
Mike-Tyson-meets-Bill Gates of Germany can't figure out how to use a
computer...


Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, you're calling the Postmaster General,
R


But heres a grocery list for you Dickie boy,

Zwiebeln,
Gulasch,
Tabak,
Hlsen
Brot
Butter
Kartoffeln
Kse? Welche Sorte?
Eier
Mehl ( Roggen)
Getrnke! Orangensaft, Cola, Bier?
Kondensmilch
Kaffee
Zucker
Pltzchen?
Krcker (fr Kse)
Paprika.
Bademittel.
Ata
Seife
Waschpulver
Extra, USB speicher. Sonderangebot!
Gitarrensaiten!!! Prfen?
PLUS!
Weisskohl
Mhrchen
Wrzel
Schlachter
Hack
Wurst
Paniermehl?
Schwarze Pfeffer ( Ungemahlen)





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Old November 12th, 2007, 11:37 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:33:18 -0800, Mike
wrote:

On 12 Nov, 23:17, Mike wrote:
On 12 Nov, 23:03, wrote:



How come these "oops, I meant to email this..." posts are never grocery
lists, mundane correspondence totally unrelated to fishing, roff, or its
readers, or even racy lovenotes to your boyfriend?


I mean, how come they _always_ seem to have, at least in a ****ed-up
way, something to do with ROFF? Heck, one might wonder why the
Mike-Tyson-meets-Bill Gates of Germany can't figure out how to use a
computer...


Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, you're calling the Postmaster General,
R


But heres a grocery list for you Dickie boy,

Zwiebeln,
Gulasch,
Tabak,
Hlsen
Brot
Butter
Kartoffeln
Kse? Welche Sorte?
Eier
Mehl ( Roggen)
Getrnke! Orangensaft, Cola, Bier?
Kondensmilch
Kaffee
Zucker
Pltzchen?
Krcker (fr Kse)
Paprika.
Bademittel.
Ata
Seife
Waschpulver
Extra, USB speicher. Sonderangebot!
Gitarrensaiten!!! Prfen?
PLUS!
Weisskohl
Mhrchen
Wrzel
Schlachter
Hack
Wurst
Paniermehl?
Schwarze Pfeffer ( Ungemahlen)




What, no Buttengreasen!!!, Jackenbooten!!!, Afrosheenen? Aw, has it
been a slow month for ya at the trainenstationderassen****en? No wonder
you're cranky...and lay off the kohl...you always seem to chew it
twic..er, 413 times, and your **** already stinks pretty bad...

HTH,
Dickie boy
  #9  
Old November 13th, 2007, 12:39 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On 13 Nov, 00:37, wrote:


What, no Buttengreasen!!!, Jackenbooten!!!, Afrosheenen? Aw, has it
been a slow month for ya at the trainenstationderassen****en? No wonder
you're cranky...and lay off the kohl...you always seem to chew it
twic..er, 413 times, and your **** already stinks pretty bad...

HTH,
Dickie boy


Hmmm........wenn Man mit einen Schwachsinnigen berhaupt redet, es ist
warscheinlich vollkommen egal was fuer eine Sprache man verwendet.
Dies gilt ganz besonders fr einen Bldmann der anscheinend auf
rsche und Bahnhfe fixiert ist.

MC


  #10  
Old November 13th, 2007, 04:51 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:39:00 -0800, Mike
wrote:

On 13 Nov, 00:37, wrote:


What, no Buttengreasen!!!, Jackenbooten!!!, Afrosheenen? Aw, has it
been a slow month for ya at the trainenstationderassen****en? No wonder
you're cranky...and lay off the kohl...you always seem to chew it
twic..er, 413 times, and your **** already stinks pretty bad...

HTH,
Dickie boy


Hmmm........wenn Man mit einen Schwachsinnigen berhaupt redet, es ist
warscheinlich vollkommen egal was fuer eine Sprache man verwendet.
Dies gilt ganz besonders fr einen Bldmann der anscheinend auf
rsche und Bahnhfe fixiert ist.


Oh, goody...krautengibberish...geez, what happened...did you get yer
tweezenpecker caught in the guitar strings?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, you're calling Les Paul,
Dickey boy

MC

 




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