GFS2008 - Let the tying begin

Hans van der Stroom wrote:

Hi Joe,

Just finished! I'll pack 'm tomorrow en post 'm the day after.



damn!! now that just aint right nor proper hans. you obviously don't
realize the pain, sweat, blood, expense, stress, cussing, missed meals,
wasted materials, etc. that are required for these swaps. premature
flyjaculation is simply unacceptable and impolite. g

jeff (who hasn't yet acquired the materials to begin tying a sal****er
fly of some type... wayno, where do you keep your vise?)

On Jan 15, 9:03*pm, jeff miller wrote:
Hans van der Stroom wrote:

Hi Joe,

Just finished! I'll pack 'm tomorrow en post 'm the day after.

damn!! *now that just aint right nor proper hans. *you obviously don't
realize the pain, sweat, blood, expense, stress, cussing, missed meals,
wasted materials, etc. that are required for these swaps. *premature
flyjaculation is simply unacceptable and impolite. g

jeff (who hasn't yet acquired the materials to begin tying a sal****er
fly of some type... *wayno, where do you keep your vise?)

just down the road at friendly shopping center. i let this nice
guy use it most of the time. he does a pretty good job. doesn't have
my speed, though.

yfitp
wayno(just let me know if you need a little help)

wrote:

On Jan 15, 9:03 pm, jeff miller wrote:

Hans van der Stroom wrote:


Hi Joe,

Just finished! I'll pack 'm tomorrow en post 'm the day after.

damn!! now that just aint right nor proper hans. you obviously don't
realize the pain, sweat, blood, expense, stress, cussing, missed meals,
wasted materials, etc. that are required for these swaps. premature
flyjaculation is simply unacceptable and impolite. g

jeff (who hasn't yet acquired the materials to begin tying a sal****er
fly of some type... wayno, where do you keep your vise?)


just down the road at friendly shopping center. i let this nice
guy use it most of the time. he does a pretty good job. doesn't have
my speed, though.

yfitp
wayno(just let me know if you need a little help)

....a little help you say? uh...apparently you forget the albatrosses i
must confront daily in the pitt.

my good chap, i say, can you have your man do up a few of those glass
minnow or gummy minnow things for the nonce? if necessary, though i'd
never wish to impose, perhaps you could do a few of your own
making...yours are a true art and finely crafted, and will be ardently
admired no doubt by these hurriers of the hook and feather. i'm sure
you've noted that all these foreign, non-carolinian *******s are
preparing flies quicker than any nigerian, korean, thai, chinese, or
morganton contract worker...ruining the cadence of the swap. those of us
committed to quality fly tying know too well that one must suffer
patiently for the art.

jeff (mutant is as mutant does...and a miller mutant does as it aint
never been done)

"jeff miller"
jeff (who hasn't yet acquired the materials to begin tying a sal****er fly
of some type... wayno, where do you keep your vise?)

Joe the elder suggests---sounds as if you should call Blue Ribbon
Flies--included in their new fly offerings is the Jimmy Cricket----worked
magic on Soda Butte, Slough Creek, Madison, Gallatin,Nez Perce and smaller
creeks !!!

they will ship you Zap
gel for Jimmy Cricket--a Jimmy Cricket Ant Cutter-Jimmy cricket Legs--Loco
Oil Slick Foam-[has a brilliant swirled pearlescent metallic backside
especially forJiminy Cricket}-----and they sell vises

I would like to have a dozen

"Joe McIntosh" wrote in message

"jeff miller"
jeff (who hasn't yet acquired the materials to begin tying a sal****er
fly of some type... wayno, where do you keep your vise?)

Joe the elder suggests---sounds as if you should call Blue Ribbon
Flies--
Oh yes -do youhave any hooks?

Joe McIntosh wrote:

"Joe McIntosh" wrote in message

"jeff miller"

jeff (who hasn't yet acquired the materials to begin tying a sal****er
fly of some type... wayno, where do you keep your vise?)

Joe the elder suggests---sounds as if you should call Blue Ribbon
Flies--
Oh yes -do youhave any hooks?


for the honest flyfisherman, hooks are an unnecessary nuisance. i'm
developing a process of cajoling fish into the hand that requires
concentration, rum-soaked aspiration, and horsefeathers. i'll show it
to you on snowbird. it's numbingly fine and suitably effete.

jeff

Joe McIntosh wrote:

"jeff miller"

jeff (who hasn't yet acquired the materials to begin tying a sal****er fly
of some type... wayno, where do you keep your vise?)


Joe the elder suggests---sounds as if you should call Blue Ribbon
Flies--included in their new fly offerings is the Jimmy Cricket----worked
magic on Soda Butte, Slough Creek, Madison, Gallatin,Nez Perce and smaller
creeks !!!

they will ship you Zap
gel for Jimmy Cricket--a Jimmy Cricket Ant Cutter-Jimmy cricket Legs--Loco
Oil Slick Foam-[has a brilliant swirled pearlescent metallic backside
especially forJiminy Cricket}-----and they sell vises

I would like to have a dozen

though i appreciate the suggestion...it is a mere 14 hooks with stuff
wrapped about. i've beseeched the assistance of our friend from the
piedmont and feel certain he'll provide a finer provenance than any blue
ribbon jimmy cricket purveyor. hell, he probably had twenty or thirty
tied before any of these pretenders typed their hurried notes of
flymaking. no need to seek assistance from the far west.

jeff

"premature flyjaculation" .... that's one of the best quotes I have ever
heard about flytying! Many thanks for adding this to my vocabulary.
Something tells me that these words can easily be used in tying-lessons
also.
But seriously: I just tied along with the sign-ups. No intentions to be the
bravest boy of the class. My flies have to travel a long way and I don't
want you guys to be waiting for them ;-)

Hans van der Stroom


"jeff miller" schreef in bericht
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Hans van der Stroom wrote:

Hi Joe,

Just finished! I'll pack 'm tomorrow en post 'm the day after.


damn!! now that just aint right nor proper hans. you obviously don't
realize the pain, sweat, blood, expense, stress, cussing, missed meals,
wasted materials, etc. that are required for these swaps. premature
flyjaculation is simply unacceptable and impolite. g

jeff (who hasn't yet acquired the materials to begin tying a sal****er fly
of some type... wayno, where do you keep your vise?)