Canada

On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:28:02 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Pastafarian

"Pastafarians claim that pirates are ideal beings, whose name was
ruined by the catholic church in the 1800's. They believed that
pirates in fact gave out candy to small children. Also, as a
repercussion, their demise over the last few centuries has caused
global warming. Though this may not be the absolute truth, it is a
possibility not often looked at given that this theory best fit the
data collected so far. Pirates existed before, and still exist today
in the form of drug smugglers on speedboats."

Well, I guess you aren't *all* bad. Gotta get me a speedboat and get
friendly with Fred.

d;o)