BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Can you say President McCain...?

Whistling past the grave yard again ?

I'll wager one bottle of 6 yr old Sazerac Rye Whiskey, one bottle
of Jade Absinthe, a bottle of Peychaud's bitters, a box of sugar
cubes and a half dozen lemons against two bottles of Lagavulin
and a six pack of Dixie Blackened Voodoo that McCain doesn't win
in November.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
...
I'll wager one bottle of 6 yr old Sazerac Rye Whiskey, one bottle
of Jade Absinthe, a bottle of Peychaud's bitters, a box of sugar
cubes and a half dozen lemons against two bottles of Lagavulin
and a six pack of Dixie Blackened Voodoo that McCain doesn't win
in November.

and, let me be the first to volunteer to hold the wagered items safe for you
all until November. Please, forward the above to me c/o Hemlock Acres
Campground, Coburn, PA asap. Send it COD, insured, if at all possible.
Tom

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
...
wrote:
links snipped Can you say President McCain...?

Whistling past the grave yard again ?

I'll wager one bottle of 6 yr old Sazerac Rye Whiskey, one bottle
of Jade Absinthe, a bottle of Peychaud's bitters, a box of sugar
cubes and a half dozen lemons against two bottles of Lagavulin
and a six pack of Dixie Blackened Voodoo that McCain doesn't win
in November.

--
Ken Fortenberry...


...umm is that domestic Absynthe?

....inquiring minds want to know...

john

asadi wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
...
wrote:
links snipped Can you say President McCain...?
Whistling past the grave yard again ?

I'll wager one bottle of 6 yr old Sazerac Rye Whiskey, one bottle
of Jade Absinthe, a bottle of Peychaud's bitters, a box of sugar
cubes and a half dozen lemons against two bottles of Lagavulin
and a six pack of Dixie Blackened Voodoo that McCain doesn't win
in November.

..umm is that domestic Absynthe?

...inquiring minds want to know...

No, Jade Liqueurs was founded by Ted Breaux and makes absinthe
in France. It's not illegal to possess absinthe in the US but
it is illegal to import it. I get mine from a little bird who
sometimes leaves a bottle or two on the back porch. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
...
asadi wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
...
wrote:
links snipped Can you say President McCain...?
Whistling past the grave yard again ?

I'll wager one bottle of 6 yr old Sazerac Rye Whiskey, one bottle
of Jade Absinthe, a bottle of Peychaud's bitters, a box of sugar
cubes and a half dozen lemons against two bottles of Lagavulin
and a six pack of Dixie Blackened Voodoo that McCain doesn't win
in November.

..umm is that domestic Absynthe?

...inquiring minds want to know...

No, Jade Liqueurs was founded by Ted Breaux and makes absinthe
in France. It's not illegal to possess absinthe in the US but
it is illegal to import it. I get mine from a little bird who
sometimes leaves a bottle or two on the back porch. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

.....that's one nice bird...and one nice drink...

john

On Thu, 08 May 2008 17:41:19 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

wrote:
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Can you say President McCain...?

Whistling past the grave yard again ?

Sure, whatever...

I'll wager one bottle of 6 yr old Sazerac Rye Whiskey, one bottle
of Jade Absinthe, a bottle of Peychaud's bitters, a box of sugar
cubes and a half dozen lemons against two bottles of Lagavulin
and a six pack of Dixie Blackened Voodoo that McCain doesn't win
in November.

I'd not bet much on who might win in November - there's waaaaaaay too
much time between now and then, but I'll bet you any amount you wish
that there will be at least one more Democratic cluster**** between now
and then.

TC,
R

wrote:
On Thu, 08 May 2008 17:41:19 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

wrote:
links snipped
Can you say President McCain...?
Whistling past the grave yard again ?

Sure, whatever...
I'll wager one bottle of 6 yr old Sazerac Rye Whiskey, one bottle
of Jade Absinthe, a bottle of Peychaud's bitters, a box of sugar
cubes and a half dozen lemons against two bottles of Lagavulin
and a six pack of Dixie Blackened Voodoo that McCain doesn't win
in November.

I'd not bet much on who might win in November - there's waaaaaaay too
much time between now and then, but I'll bet you any amount you wish
that there will be at least one more Democratic cluster**** between now
and then.

And I don't doubt that sometime between now and the election
McCain will have a thermonuclear, temper tantrum meltdown. It
won't be pretty and I hope somebody captures it on video.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Thu, 08 May 2008 20:42:42 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

wrote:
On Thu, 08 May 2008 17:41:19 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

wrote:
links snipped
Can you say President McCain...?
Whistling past the grave yard again ?

Sure, whatever...
I'll wager one bottle of 6 yr old Sazerac Rye Whiskey, one bottle
of Jade Absinthe, a bottle of Peychaud's bitters, a box of sugar
cubes and a half dozen lemons against two bottles of Lagavulin
and a six pack of Dixie Blackened Voodoo that McCain doesn't win
in November.

I'd not bet much on who might win in November - there's waaaaaaay too
much time between now and then, but I'll bet you any amount you wish
that there will be at least one more Democratic cluster**** between now
and then.

And I don't doubt that sometime between now and the election
McCain will have a thermonuclear, temper tantrum meltdown.

Now that's a bet I'd take, at least in a figurative sense, unless we can
agree on what constitutes a "thermonuclear...meltdown" - while I can see
him getting, generally, "angry," I'm skeptical of what I'd call
meltdown-level angry, especially in anything remotely resembling
"public."

It won't be pretty and I hope somebody captures it on video.

In the unlikely event it occurs, I'd hope so, too...for at least a
couple of reasons...

TC,
R

wrote in message
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On Thu, 08 May 2008 17:41:19 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

wrote:
links snipped
Can you say President McCain...?

Whistling past the grave yard again ?

Sure, whatever...

I'll wager one bottle of 6 yr old Sazerac Rye Whiskey, one bottle
of Jade Absinthe, a bottle of Peychaud's bitters, a box of sugar
cubes and a half dozen lemons against two bottles of Lagavulin
and a six pack of Dixie Blackened Voodoo that McCain doesn't win
in November.

I'd not bet much on who might win in November - there's waaaaaaay too
much time between now and then, but I'll bet you any amount you wish
that there will be at least one more Democratic cluster**** between now
and then.

That's what we like to see......profound confidence in one's own prescience
followed by yet more daring prognostication.

Wolfgang
who thinks it rather remarkable that a word like "weasel" should show the
unprecedented patience and fortitude to wait around for a couple of
centuries awaiting just the right bearer.

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
a box of sugar cubes
.....haven't had any of those since the time I was convinced McGovern
would be president, because everybody I knew was going to vote for him
:-))))))