IT'S BIDEN....

"Tom Littleton" wrote in message
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priceless!

The spelling and other English mistakes wilst saying it does not matter
brings this little email that was sent to me by an officer of the American
Conservative Union. Either it is what passes for humor in the republican
camp or serves to prove how they need to run their campaign. The reader can
decide for themselves I guess.

The Adventures of T. Boone Pickens


Episode 13


by ThShifties


Late one evening at the Pickens mansion. The legendary billionaire has been
entertaining John McCain and Karl Rove.

McCain: I think I'd like to take a break. Do you have a DVD player?

Pickens: Sure. to his assistant Show him, willya?

McCain follows the assistant down the hall to a recreation room. The
assistant returns a few minutes later.

Pickens: What's he watching?

Assistant: Top Gun.

Rove: It's his favorite.

Pickens: Karl, I gotta ask you. What's wrong with John?

Rove: suddenly wary How do you mean?

Pickens: He seems goofy. You know. Simple. The John McCain I recall was a
****er. Always mad at somebody. Now he acts like a booby. I saw him on TV
the other night. Picks up an Obama tire gauge I felt like I needed this to
measure the air pressure inside his damn skull.

Rove: I guess I can tell you.

Pickens: Tell me what?

Rove: He's, well, dumbed down.

Pickens: You mean, like a lobo-tummy?

Rove: Of course not. Don't be ridiculous. It's more like self-hypnosis. He
practices not understanding things. Being confused about issues.

Pickens: What's the damn point?

Rove: surprised It's for the campaign, of course.

Pickens: What's bein' dumb have to do with bein' President?

Rove: Boone, when's the last time we had a smart President?

Pickens: Bill Clinton.

Rove: Excluding Democrats.

Pickens: thinks Well. I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin', don't rush me. I guess
Nixon.

Rove: Right. And look how that turned out.

Pickens: So you're sayin' we don't want a smart President. But then, who do
we want?

Rove: A dope. A genial dope.

Pickens: I don't see that.

Rove: That's because you're smart. Smart people never understand how much
everybody else hates them. The conservative voter wants to cast his ballot
for a candidate that doesn't understand the issues any better than he does.

Pickens: Possibly a whiff of truth in that. Maybe even a stink bomb.

Rove: Think back to high school. Nothing's changed.

Pickens: That's just depressing.

Rove: Not to me. I built a career on it.

McCain reappears in the doorway, wearing pyjamas..

McCain: You don't have any of that Italian ice cream, do you? Jellytoe? That
stuff is just good.

Pickens: I'll send out for some, Johnny.