What up here?

Padishar Creel wrote:
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So how are you all doing? Any news about the regulars and old
timers?

Pretty much the usual news around here since the first of the year.
Louie went to Tiera del Fuego and judging from the pictures the
poor guy was constipated the whole time. Frank decided to cut up
the Xmas tree *inside* the house, the good news is no blood was
spilled. Larry is trying that new-fangled social networking thing
called Facebook, but he doesn't really like it. Everyone agrees
that wooly buggers are the crawdad imitation of choice but there
is a bit of controversy regarding tungsten beads. We have a new
loony called beancounter to supplement our usual sporadic supply
of loony from across the pond. And our correspondent from Planet
Grand Dragon informs us that on his planet the NAACP is racist
but posting racial slurs to a newsgroup is not.

Happy New Year and welcome back.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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Padishar Creel wrote:
...
So how are you all doing? Any news about the regulars and old
timers?

Pretty much the usual news around here since the first of the year.
Louie went to Tiera del Fuego and judging from the pictures the
poor guy was constipated the whole time. Frank decided to cut up
the Xmas tree *inside* the house, the good news is no blood was
spilled. Larry is trying that new-fangled social networking thing
called Facebook, but he doesn't really like it. Everyone agrees
that wooly buggers are the crawdad imitation of choice but there
is a bit of controversy regarding tungsten beads. We have a new
loony called beancounter to supplement our usual sporadic supply
of loony from across the pond. And our correspondent from Planet
Grand Dragon informs us that on his planet the NAACP is racist
but posting racial slurs to a newsgroup is not.

Happy New Year and welcome back.

--
Ken Fortenberry


LOL, thanks for the chuckle

maybe you can get a job at Reader's Digest G

On Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:27:27 -0600, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Pretty much the usual news around here since the first of the year.
Louie went to Tiera del Fuego and judging from the pictures the
poor guy was constipated the whole time.

LOL. Yeah, but I got out fishing. Nothing worse than being stuck in
the house in a mid-western college town with nothing to do but make
fun of people. Of course if your face looked like a giant marshmellow
with eyes, I guess that's all you *would* have to do. d;o)

Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Pretty much the usual news around here since the first of the year.
Louie went to Tiera del Fuego and judging from the pictures the
poor guy was constipated the whole time.

LOL. Yeah, but I got out fishing. Nothing worse than being stuck in
the house in a mid-western college town with nothing to do but make
fun of people. Of course if your face looked like a giant marshmellow
with eyes, I guess that's all you *would* have to do. d;o)

Goodness, why so touchy ? All in good fun Louie, all in good fun. I
just noticed that there is hardly a smile to be found in all those
pics of you. Toothache ? Stick up your butt ? Constipated ? I just
took a wild guess. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:28:01 -0600, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Pretty much the usual news around here since the first of the year.
Louie went to Tiera del Fuego and judging from the pictures the
poor guy was constipated the whole time.

LOL. Yeah, but I got out fishing. Nothing worse than being stuck in
the house in a mid-western college town with nothing to do but make
fun of people. Of course if your face looked like a giant marshmellow
with eyes, I guess that's all you *would* have to do. d;o)

Goodness, why so touchy ? All in good fun Louie, all in good fun. I
just noticed that there is hardly a smile to be found in all those
pics of you. Toothache ? Stick up your butt ? Constipated ? I just
took a wild guess. ;-)

Bad guess. Not touchy, either. d;o) Just some pain. The Quilmes
beer at lunch and dinner helped, however. I think you would like it.
If you ever see it in a bar or store, try it. It is the national beer
of Argentina and suprisingly good. That and the home made vodka put a
smile on my face.

d;o)

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:28:01 -0600, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Pretty much the usual news around here since the first of the year.
Louie went to Tiera del Fuego and judging from the pictures the
poor guy was constipated the whole time.

LOL. Yeah, but I got out fishing. Nothing worse than being stuck in
the house in a mid-western college town with nothing to do but make
fun of people. Of course if your face looked like a giant marshmellow
with eyes, I guess that's all you *would* have to do. d;o)

Goodness, why so touchy ? All in good fun Louie, all in good fun. I
just noticed that there is hardly a smile to be found in all those
pics of you. Toothache ? Stick up your butt ? Constipated ? I just
took a wild guess. ;-)

Bad guess. Not touchy, either. d;o) Just some pain. The Quilmes
beer at lunch and dinner helped, however. I think you would like it.
If you ever see it in a bar or store, try it. It is the national beer
of Argentina and suprisingly good. That and the home made vodka put a
smile on my face.

d;o)

It'll never taste the same...the time and distance involved usually just
beat the taste to death...

john

On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 06:23:00 -0800, "asadi"
wrote:

It'll never taste the same...the time and distance involved usually just
beat the taste to death...

Ya hafta remember, John, that Ken's taste buds (no pun intended) have
been destroyed by drinking Buds. Hell, you could serve him ice cold
camel's **** and he wouldn't know the difference...... btw, what IS
the difference? d;o)

Dave

On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 18:13:00 -0500, Dave LaCourse
wrote:

On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:28:01 -0600, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Pretty much the usual news around here since the first of the year.
Louie went to Tiera del Fuego and judging from the pictures the
poor guy was constipated the whole time.

LOL. Yeah, but I got out fishing. Nothing worse than being stuck in
the house in a mid-western college town with nothing to do but make
fun of people. Of course if your face looked like a giant marshmellow
with eyes, I guess that's all you *would* have to do. d;o)

Goodness, why so touchy ? All in good fun Louie, all in good fun. I
just noticed that there is hardly a smile to be found in all those
pics of you. Toothache ? Stick up your butt ? Constipated ? I just
took a wild guess. ;-)

Bad guess.

Yeah, really, Ken. Obviously, the pictures got mixed up. Those at the link
were obviously those of some angry bull lesbian with a hole in her waders...

Not touchy, either.

No reason to be...as soon the mix-up is fixed, you can put Ken in his place...

d;o) Just some pain.

Yeah, but we like ya anyway,
R
....all kidding aside, it looks like ya had a good time...Agatha...

On Sat, 31 Jan 2009 10:09:32 -0600, wrote:

Yeah, but we like ya anyway,
R
...all kidding aside, it looks like ya had a good time...Agatha...

It was a great trip, Richard. The waders are *still* working like
new. I had a bad fall, however, off of the porch - the step was
greater than I thought - landed on my right hip. No hole in the
waders, but a helluva bruise on my right hip. It bothered me the
entire week and is still black and blue. Not so tough old man, but
those waders are like stainless steel.

Dave

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
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The waders are *still* working like
new.

there really is NO halfway point in that equation. Either waders work, or
not, IMHO. If you are dry after wading they're working. New, old, no matter.
BTW, after 6 seasons, with a fair bit of wading, crawling, falling, and
walking, my no-name lightweights are still working (like new!!). They set me
back all of 50 bucks, and while not stylish, they do work.
Tom
p.s. cheap ******* to the end......