possible virus attack--please help

"rw" wrote in message
m...
wrote:
hey, i am being bombarded by popups hawking "spyware protect 2009
alert" purporting to warn me of an "infiltration alert", asking me to
click on "yes" to "block this attack", and accompanied by a "windows
security alert" that contains grammatical errors.

anybody know how to deal with this?

in trouble in the old north state

wayno

This is most likely the notorious Conficker Worm, a piece of malware of
such sophistication and flexibility that you're just ****ed.

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conficker:

The origin of the name Conficker is thought to be a portmanteau of the
term "configure" with German word Ficker, which means "****er."

I recommend crushing your computer, liquidating your assets, contriving a
new identity, and moving overseas.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

well, one of your suggestions will be a piece of cake. the other three are,
i fear, problematic.

yfitons
wayno(anybody know how much folks are getting for turnips nowadays?)

Wayne Harrison wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
m...
wrote:
hey, i am being bombarded by popups hawking "spyware protect 2009
alert" purporting to warn me of an "infiltration alert", asking me to
click on "yes" to "block this attack", and accompanied by a "windows
security alert" that contains grammatical errors.

anybody know how to deal with this?

in trouble in the old north state

wayno
This is most likely the notorious Conficker Worm, a piece of malware of
such sophistication and flexibility that you're just ****ed.

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conficker:

The origin of the name Conficker is thought to be a portmanteau of the
term "configure" with German word Ficker, which means "****er."

I recommend crushing your computer, liquidating your assets, contriving a
new identity, and moving overseas.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

well, one of your suggestions will be a piece of cake. the other three are,
i fear, problematic.

yfitons
wayno(anybody know how much folks are getting for turnips nowadays?)



having spent time on a turnip truck myownself, i reckon you're totally
confickered. of course, you could always move to hyde county...

Wayne Harrison wrote:

well, one of your suggestions will be a piece of cake. the other three are,
i fear, problematic.

Yeah, crushing the computer is easy as pie.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

On Tue, 19 May 2009 17:40:46 -0600, rw wrote:

Wayne Harrison wrote:

well, one of your suggestions will be a piece of cake. the other three are,
i fear, problematic.

Yeah, crushing the computer is easy as pie.

****, he can liquidate his assets in three letters...

"I do"

You may now kiss your ass,
R

On Tue, 19 May 2009 16:21:11 -0400, "Wayne Harrison" wrote:


"rw" wrote in message
om...
wrote:
hey, i am being bombarded by popups hawking "spyware protect 2009
alert" purporting to warn me of an "infiltration alert", asking me to
click on "yes" to "block this attack", and accompanied by a "windows
security alert" that contains grammatical errors.

anybody know how to deal with this?

in trouble in the old north state

wayno

This is most likely the notorious Conficker Worm, a piece of malware of
such sophistication and flexibility that you're just ****ed.

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conficker:

The origin of the name Conficker is thought to be a portmanteau of the
term "configure" with German word Ficker, which means "****er."

I recommend crushing your computer, liquidating your assets, contriving a
new identity, and moving overseas.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

well, one of your suggestions will be a piece of cake. the other three are,
i fear, problematic.

Reminds me of a joke...

The airline stewardess comes around with the sundae cart and when she comes to a
little boy, she says, "How would you like some crushed nuts?"

"How would you like some smashed tits?," asks the little boy....


yfitons
wayno(anybody know how much folks are getting for turnips nowadays?)

About a $1000 a subsidized ton...unfortunately, the Feds then get 80% of your
garden, assess a retroactive tax, tell your ag supplier they'll be repaid at 5.3
cents on the dollar, and fire you if you don't agree to merge with a French
turnip producer...IOW, if you think your computer has been, um, conficked, you
ain't seen nuthin' yet...

YFINO,
R

On 2009-05-20, wrote:

little boy, she says, "How would you like some crushed nuts?"

"How would you like some smashed tits?," asks the little boy....


I liked the one in Caddyshack, better:

Rodney: "Hey Sabu, can you make a bullshot?"
bartender: "Can you make a shoe smell?"


nb