Lake Ontario

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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....Wolfie would never forgive me if I
chased your stupid ass out of here before he had a chance to
join in the fun.

I will never forgive you if you chase this one out of here AT ALL! I mean,
how long has it been since we got a clown in here capable of driving such a
diverse crowd to so high a degree of consensus?

Wolfgang
who, as a long time collector of abysmally stupid, realizes how infrequently
such an exquisite specimen falls into one's lap.

Here just for your entertainment, Mr. Wolfie. After all, all the world is;
is it not?

Diverse? Nah, the more you post, the more you all sound the same. Take a
read sometime.

--
James Ehlers

Outdoors Magazine
www.outdoorsmagazine.net



"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
.com...

....Wolfie would never forgive me if I
chased your stupid ass out of here before he had a chance to
join in the fun.

I will never forgive you if you chase this one out of here AT ALL! I
mean,
how long has it been since we got a clown in here capable of driving such
a
diverse crowd to so high a degree of consensus?

Wolfgang
who, as a long time collector of abysmally stupid, realizes how
infrequently
such an exquisite specimen falls into one's lap.

"Outdoors Magazine" wrote in message
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Here just for your entertainment, Mr. Wolfie. After all, all the
world is;
is it not?

Reasons for the existence of the world have the subject of much
speculation and debate among theologians, cosmologists, philosphers,
scientists, and a host of others at least since the dawn of
civilization....and probably for a good while before that. The fact
that all of them rest on the as yet unproven assumption that any sort
of reason or reasons actually exist hasn't deterred the participants
one whit. In fact, it's really what spurs the discussion. Naturally,
it follows that if no one really know whether or not ANY reason exists
or, if so, what that reason or those reasons might be, then any
postulated reason cannot simply be rejected out of hand. Thus, I have
to allow the possibility that the world exists solely for my
amusement. However, before today, I never encountered any suggestion
that this is indeed the case, nor am I aware of any evidence to
support such a suggestion. I've always considered the fact that the
world IS entertaining a fortuitous coincidence. I realize, of course,
that your selfless efforts (as well as those of so many others) to
make the world entertaining for me weakens the case for pure
coincidence, but they do so only inferentially, and thus marginally.
For the moment, at least, I will stick with the coincidence theory.

Diverse? Nah, the more you post, the more you all sound the same.

WHAP! goes the clue bat.......and with no discernible effect. You
see, your respondents ARE diverse, and yes, they DO all sound the
same.....more or less, allowing for stylistic differences. THAT was
the point! Get it?

Take a read sometime.

Ooh! I LOVE reading! What would you recommend?

Wolfgang

Wolfgang wrote:

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:

....Wolfie would never forgive me if I
chased your stupid ass out of here before he had a chance to
join in the fun.

I will never forgive you if you chase this one out of here AT ALL! I mean,
how long has it been since we got a clown in here capable of driving such a
diverse crowd to so high a degree of consensus?

Wolfgang
who, as a long time collector of abysmally stupid, realizes how infrequently
such an exquisite specimen falls into one's lap.

When the raving loon finally realizes that several hundred sportsmen
who might have been tempted to browse through his magazine will now
guffaw at the mere sight of it in a fly shop, and tell their friends
why they're laughing, he will disappear in big hurry. I wasn't going
to be THAT "constructive" until I grew tired of toying with the nitwit,
but 'tripper has already let that cat out of the bag so I fear the
end of our fun and games with this most exquisite specimen of Usenet
stupidity is drawing nigh.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:

....Wolfie would never forgive me if I
chased your stupid ass out of here before he had a chance to
join in the fun.

I will never forgive you if you chase this one out of here AT ALL! I
mean,
how long has it been since we got a clown in here capable of driving
such a
diverse crowd to so high a degree of consensus?

Wolfgang
who, as a long time collector of abysmally stupid, realizes how
infrequently
such an exquisite specimen falls into one's lap.

When the raving loon finally realizes that several hundred sportsmen
who might have been tempted to browse through his magazine will now
guffaw at the mere sight of it in a fly shop, and tell their friends
why they're laughing, he will disappear in big hurry. I wasn't going
to be THAT "constructive" until I grew tired of toying with the nitwit,
but 'tripper has already let that cat out of the bag so I fear the
end of our fun and games with this most exquisite specimen of Usenet
stupidity is drawing nigh.

No, no, no, all wrong! WHEN it leaves.....or whether or not it EVER does,
for whatever inscrutable reasons of its own, for that matter.....are
absolutely irrelevant. Pause a while.....and sniff.......that's right,
sniff. Familiar? I should think so! Redolence of tetherball, or I am no
judge of aroma. Whether or not it is the same old tetherball is, of course,
immaterial.....one is very much like the next. The point is that it STILL
doesn't have a clue.....Tripper can wear himself out with the bat....and the
bat.....AND the tetherball....and it STILL won't have a clue. It saddens me
a bit....not much, but just a bit....that so many fail to recognize a gift
from God when it smacks them upside the head. It isn't every day that Isaac
offers himself up without the intervention of Abraham.

Wolfgang

On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 23:33:30 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Wolfgang wrote:

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:

....Wolfie would never forgive me if I
chased your stupid ass out of here before he had a chance to
join in the fun.

I will never forgive you if you chase this one out of here AT ALL! I mean,
how long has it been since we got a clown in here capable of driving such a
diverse crowd to so high a degree of consensus?

Wolfgang
who, as a long time collector of abysmally stupid, realizes how infrequently
such an exquisite specimen falls into one's lap.

When the raving loon finally realizes that several hundred sportsmen
who might have been tempted to browse through his magazine will now
guffaw at the mere sight of it in a fly shop, and tell their friends
why they're laughing, he will disappear in big hurry. I wasn't going
to be THAT "constructive" until I grew tired of toying with the nitwit,
but 'tripper has already let that cat out of the bag so I fear the
end of our fun and games with this most exquisite specimen of Usenet
stupidity is drawing nigh.

Aw, that's like blaming the batter for a passed ball...

/daytripper (ok, fine. have it your way - just don't bloody up the joint ;-)