Bizarre Hook-Ups

I was reading the article on the fisherman hooking up to an air-to-air
missile.

somehow, I'm thinking this story involves Reid......

Actually, I saw the story before it was posted here. It's no big
deal. They have a live fire range over the Gulf. The missiles (most
of them) have cement warheads and the rocket motor has burnt out, so
they just drop into the water and rust away. I could probably clean
it up and paint it so the guy could put a nice conversation starter on
his mantle. Could always mount to to his roof to control
tailgaters.
Frank Reid

On Jul 2, 6:15*am, Frank Reid wrote:
I was reading the article on the fisherman hooking up to an air-to-air
missile.

somehow, I'm thinking this story involves Reid......

Actually, I saw the story before it was posted here. *It's no big
deal. *They have a live fire range over the Gulf. *The missiles (most
of them) have cement warheads and the rocket motor has burnt out, so
they just drop into the water and rust away. *I could probably clean
it up and paint it so the guy could put a nice conversation starter on
his mantle. *Could always mount to to his roof to control
tailgaters.
Frank Reid

*I* knew it had nothing to do with you. There was no mention of pain,
broken bones, contusions, hockey, lacerations, missing digits,
hospitalization, amubulances, fabric stores, dunkings, blunt trauma or
unexpected manned (which is to say, extravehicular) flight with rough
landings.

HAH!

g.
lifelong close reader

*I* knew it had nothing to do with you. *There was no mention of pain,
broken bones, contusions, hockey, lacerations, missing digits,
hospitalization, amubulances, fabric stores, dunkings, blunt trauma or
unexpected manned (which is to say, extravehicular) flight with rough
landings.

HAH! * * *

g.
lifelong close reader

Well, my eldest daughter is carrying on in the family tradition. As
father-of-the-bride, I'm supposed to walk her down the aisle next week
and she's just torn 3 ligaments in her ankle. Think I'm going to have
to carry her down the aisle.
Frank Reid

On Jul 2, 5:45*pm, Frank Reid wrote:
*I* knew it had nothing to do with you. *There was no mention of pain,
broken bones, contusions, hockey, lacerations, missing digits,
hospitalization, amubulances, fabric stores, dunkings, blunt trauma or
unexpected manned (which is to say, extravehicular) flight with rough
landings.

HAH! * * *

g.
lifelong close reader

Well, my eldest daughter is carrying on in the family tradition. *As
father-of-the-bride, I'm supposed to walk her down the aisle next week
and she's just torn 3 ligaments in her ankle. *Think I'm going to have
to carry her down the aisle.
Frank Reid

On Jul 2, 5:45*pm, Frank Reid wrote:
*I* knew it had nothing to do with you. *There was no mention of pain,
broken bones, contusions, hockey, lacerations, missing digits,
hospitalization, amubulances, fabric stores, dunkings, blunt trauma or
unexpected manned (which is to say, extravehicular) flight with rough
landings.

HAH! * * *

g.
lifelong close reader

Well, my eldest daughter is carrying on in the family tradition. *As
father-of-the-bride, I'm supposed to walk her down the aisle next week
and she's just torn 3 ligaments in her ankle. *Think I'm going to have
to carry her down the aisle.
Frank Reid

Hm.....

I just finished reading Ken Jennings' "Brainiac," AND I lived in
Stevens Point for a number of years. Sets a boy to wondering.....

O.k......for 150 points, name a body part that no member of your
family has ever broken, torn, had stolen, severed, misplaced, abraded,
contused, lost, strained, sprained, lamed or otherwise
discombobulated.

g.
roll the (merv griffin composed) theme.

On Jul 2, 6:56*pm, Giles wrote:
On Jul 2, 5:45*pm, Frank Reid wrote:





*I* knew it had nothing to do with you. *There was no mention of pain,
broken bones, contusions, hockey, lacerations, missing digits,
hospitalization, amubulances, fabric stores, dunkings, blunt trauma or
unexpected manned (which is to say, extravehicular) flight with rough
landings.

HAH! * * *

g.
lifelong close reader

Well, my eldest daughter is carrying on in the family tradition. *As
father-of-the-bride, I'm supposed to walk her down the aisle next week
and she's just torn 3 ligaments in her ankle. *Think I'm going to have
to carry her down the aisle.
Frank Reid

Hm.....

I just finished reading Ken Jennings' "Brainiac," AND I lived in
Stevens Point for a number of years. *Sets a boy to wondering.....

O.k......for 150 points, name a body part that no member of your
family has ever broken, torn, had stolen, severed, misplaced, abraded,
contused, lost, strained, sprained, lamed or otherwise
discombobulated.

g.
roll the (merv griffin composed) theme.- Hide quoted text -

Uh, this isn't the lightning round, is it?
Oh, the ladies say "BOOBS! No ones touched our boobs!"
Frank Reid

On Jul 2, 8:36*pm, Frank Reid wrote:
On Jul 2, 6:56*pm, Giles wrote:





On Jul 2, 5:45*pm, Frank Reid wrote:

*I* knew it had nothing to do with you. *There was no mention of pain,
broken bones, contusions, hockey, lacerations, missing digits,
hospitalization, amubulances, fabric stores, dunkings, blunt trauma or
unexpected manned (which is to say, extravehicular) flight with rough
landings.

HAH! * * *

g.
lifelong close reader

Well, my eldest daughter is carrying on in the family tradition. *As
father-of-the-bride, I'm supposed to walk her down the aisle next week
and she's just torn 3 ligaments in her ankle. *Think I'm going to have
to carry her down the aisle.
Frank Reid

Hm.....

I just finished reading Ken Jennings' "Brainiac," AND I lived in
Stevens Point for a number of years. *Sets a boy to wondering.....

O.k......for 150 points, name a body part that no member of your
family has ever broken, torn, had stolen, severed, misplaced, abraded,
contused, lost, strained, sprained, lamed or otherwise
discombobulated.

g.
roll the (merv griffin composed) theme.- Hide quoted text -

Uh, this isn't the lightning round, is it?

Daily double.....it's a make or break thingy.

Oh, the ladies say "BOOBS! *No ones touched our boobs!"

Hm.....could you put that in the form of a question, please?

g.

Giles responding to frank

Oh, the ladies say "BOOBS! No ones touched our boobs!"

Hm.....could you put that in the form of a question, please?

g.

in context, that is simply, humorously, brilliant. it's near art. well
done.

jeff (always in jeopardy when around boobs, esp. the non-mammarian variety)

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Frank Reid writes
Well, my eldest daughter is carrying on in the family tradition. As
father-of-the-bride, I'm supposed to walk her down the aisle next week
and she's just torn 3 ligaments in her ankle. Think I'm going to have
to carry her down the aisle.

No! NO! No!

You'd be tempting fate.

Get a wheelchair .....on the other hand hire a lackey.
--
Bill Grey

Well, my eldest daughter is carrying on in the family tradition. *As
father-of-the-bride, I'm supposed to walk her down the aisle next week
and she's just torn 3 ligaments in her ankle. *Think I'm going to have
to carry her down the aisle.

No! NO! No!

You'd be tempting fate.

Get a wheelchair .....on the other hand hire a lackey.

She has mentioned a sedan chair....
Frank Reid
(Father of the Bridezilla)