Bizarre Hook-Ups

who was hoping desperately to work an echidna joke into this
somehow. *

Yah know, them poison spurs and egg laying bits.... Thats a bit
much.
Frank Reid

On Jul 2, 10:01*pm, Frank Reid wrote:
who was hoping desperately to work an echidna joke into this
somehow. *

Yah know, them poison spurs and egg laying bits.... * Thats a bit
much.

Exactly....they scarcely seem to qualify as either mammalian or
mammarian.

Which brings us right back on topic. I'm certainly glad that I've
never hooked a bra, because in nearly forty five years of trying I've
still never gotten any good at UNhooking the damned things.

g.
and hemostats don't help the situation one bit!

who was hoping desperately to work an echidna joke into this
somehow. *

Yah know, them poison spurs and egg laying bits.... * Thats a bit
much.

Exactly....they scarcely seem to qualify as either mammalian or
mammarian.

Which brings us right back on topic. *I'm certainly glad that I've
never hooked a bra, because in nearly forty five years of trying I've
still never gotten any good at UNhooking the damned things.

g.
and hemostats don't help the situation one bit! * * *

Bras is a piece of cake. Its just like snapping your fingers, least
wise if the hooks is in back.
Frank Reid

On Jul 2, 10:30*pm, Frank Reid wrote:
who was hoping desperately to work an echidna joke into this
somehow. *

Yah know, them poison spurs and egg laying bits.... * Thats a bit
much.

Exactly....they scarcely seem to qualify as either mammalian or
mammarian.

Which brings us right back on topic. *I'm certainly glad that I've
never hooked a bra, because in nearly forty five years of trying I've
still never gotten any good at UNhooking the damned things.

g.
and hemostats don't help the situation one bit! * * *

Bras is a piece of cake. *Its just like snapping your fingers, least
wise if the hooks is in back.
Frank Reid

In back?

Um......oh.....you mean....uh....in situ, as it were? Oh dear! Oh
my!

g.
who is certain that a hemostat REALLY wouldn't help in THAT
scenario!

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Frank Reid writes
Well, my eldest daughter is carrying on in the family tradition. As
father-of-the-bride, I'm supposed to walk her down the aisle next week
and she's just torn 3 ligaments in her ankle. Think I'm going to have
to carry her down the aisle.

No! NO! No!

You'd be tempting fate.

Get a wheelchair .....on the other hand hire a lackey.
--
Bill Grey

Well, my eldest daughter is carrying on in the family tradition. *As
father-of-the-bride, I'm supposed to walk her down the aisle next week
and she's just torn 3 ligaments in her ankle. *Think I'm going to have
to carry her down the aisle.

No! NO! No!

You'd be tempting fate.

Get a wheelchair .....on the other hand hire a lackey.

She has mentioned a sedan chair....
Frank Reid
(Father of the Bridezilla)

In article
,
Frank Reid writes

Well, my eldest daughter is carrying on in the family tradition. *As
father-of-the-bride, I'm supposed to walk her down the aisle next week
and she's just torn 3 ligaments in her ankle. *Think I'm going to have
to carry her down the aisle.

No! NO! No!

You'd be tempting fate.

Get a wheelchair .....on the other hand hire a lackey.

She has mentioned a sedan chair....
Frank Reid
(Father of the Bridezilla)

That's classy.
--
Bill Grey