Lake Ontario

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:

....Wolfie would never forgive me if I
chased your stupid ass out of here before he had a chance to
join in the fun.

I will never forgive you if you chase this one out of here AT ALL! I
mean,
how long has it been since we got a clown in here capable of driving
such a
diverse crowd to so high a degree of consensus?

Wolfgang
who, as a long time collector of abysmally stupid, realizes how
infrequently
such an exquisite specimen falls into one's lap.

When the raving loon finally realizes that several hundred sportsmen
who might have been tempted to browse through his magazine will now
guffaw at the mere sight of it in a fly shop, and tell their friends
why they're laughing, he will disappear in big hurry. I wasn't going
to be THAT "constructive" until I grew tired of toying with the nitwit,
but 'tripper has already let that cat out of the bag so I fear the
end of our fun and games with this most exquisite specimen of Usenet
stupidity is drawing nigh.

No, no, no, all wrong! WHEN it leaves.....or whether or not it EVER does,
for whatever inscrutable reasons of its own, for that matter.....are
absolutely irrelevant. Pause a while.....and sniff.......that's right,
sniff. Familiar? I should think so! Redolence of tetherball, or I am no
judge of aroma. Whether or not it is the same old tetherball is, of course,
immaterial.....one is very much like the next. The point is that it STILL
doesn't have a clue.....Tripper can wear himself out with the bat....and the
bat.....AND the tetherball....and it STILL won't have a clue. It saddens me
a bit....not much, but just a bit....that so many fail to recognize a gift
from God when it smacks them upside the head. It isn't every day that Isaac
offers himself up without the intervention of Abraham.

Wolfgang