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Old March 18th, 2010, 03:39 PM posted to rec.sport.pro-wrestling,alt.toys.transformers,alt.slack,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly,rec.sport.football.college
J. Hugh Sullivan
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Default Obama wants to ban fishing?

On Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:27:38 -0400, "Rob Cypher aka \"The Anti-Bob\""
wrote:

On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:41:08 +0000 (UTC), Dutch Savage wrote:

"David E. Powell" wrote in
:

On Mar 14, 11:50*pm, "Stu Frink" wrote:
"Syvyn11" wrote in message

m...

Who the **** does this Nazi think he is?

He can have my fishing pole when he (and his jackbooted thugs) pry
it f
rom
my cold dead fingers!

Jesus, you're ****ing stupid. * *I think some of these "stories" are
pranks
to see who is listening.

Yes, he's going to ban fishing. * *DEP's "poor people need to fish"
comment... might actually be stupider. * *Yep, those poor people that
charter deep-sea sportsfishing yachts in an area that may or may not
be restricted sometime in the future, but probably won't, but Glenn
Beck sai
d
NO ONE WILL EVER FISH AGAIN, SO IT MUST BE TRUE!

OK: Two major bad premises here.

1 - I didn't say I thought he would ban fishing.


No, but ESPN and Glen Beck did. Both truly responsible sources... *not*

http://deadspin.com/5490210/espncom-...-fishing-rumor


I hope Obama bans ESPN.com for being liars.


I have reeled in a 7'2" shark that was several times the weight of
Obama. Obama is a small fish. Only two things smell like fish and one
is fish.

Hugh
  #2  
Old March 18th, 2010, 04:16 PM posted to rec.sport.pro-wrestling,alt.toys.transformers,alt.slack,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly,rec.sport.football.college
Giles
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Default Obama wants to ban fishing?

On Mar 18, 10:39*am, (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
On Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:27:38 -0400, "Rob Cypher aka \"The Anti-Bob\""





wrote:
On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:41:08 +0000 (UTC), Dutch Savage wrote:


"David E. Powell" wrote in
:


On Mar 14, 11:50*pm, "Stu Frink" wrote:
"Syvyn11" wrote in message


news:mMadnQuHSYW7CgDWnZ2dnUVZ_uqdnZ2d@earthlin k.com...


Who the **** does this Nazi think he is?


He can have my fishing pole when he (and his jackbooted thugs) pry
it f
rom
my cold dead fingers!


Jesus, you're ****ing stupid. * *I think some of these "stories" are
pranks
to see who is listening.


Yes, he's going to ban fishing. * *DEP's "poor people need to fish"
comment... might actually be stupider. * *Yep, those poor people that
charter deep-sea sportsfishing yachts in an area that may or may not
be restricted sometime in the future, but probably won't, but Glenn
Beck sai
d
NO ONE WILL EVER FISH AGAIN, SO IT MUST BE TRUE!


OK: Two major bad premises here.


1 - I didn't say I thought he would ban fishing.


No, but ESPN and Glen Beck did. *Both truly responsible sources... *not*


http://deadspin.com/5490210/espncom-...obama-wants-to....


I hope Obama bans ESPN.com for being liars.


I have reeled in a 7'2" shark that was several times the weight of
Obama. Obama is a small fish.


A small fish consumed by envy, no doubt.

Only two things smell like fish and one
is fish.


And the other is related to you.....how?

Hugh


g.
  #3  
Old March 18th, 2010, 05:16 PM posted to rec.sport.pro-wrestling,alt.toys.transformers,alt.slack,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly,rec.sport.football.college
J. Hugh Sullivan
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Posts: 4
Default Obama wants to ban fishing?

On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:16:55 -0700 (PDT), Giles
wrote:

On Mar 18, 10:39=A0am, (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
On Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:27:38 -0400, "Rob Cypher aka \"The Anti-Bob\""





wrote:
On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:41:08 +0000 (UTC), Dutch Savage DutchSav...@coal=

minersglove.not wrote:

"David E. Powell" wrote in
:


On Mar 14, 11:50=A0pm, "Stu Frink" wrote:
"Syvyn11" wrote in message


news:mMadnQuHSYW7CgDWnZ2dnUVZ_uqdnZ2d@earthlin k.com...


Who the **** does this Nazi think he is?


He can have my fishing pole when he (and his jackbooted thugs) pry
it f
rom
my cold dead fingers!


Jesus, you're ****ing stupid. =A0 =A0I think some of these "stories"=

are
pranks
to see who is listening.


Yes, he's going to ban fishing. =A0 =A0DEP's "poor people need to fi=

sh"
comment... might actually be stupider. =A0 =A0Yep, those poor people=

that
charter deep-sea sportsfishing yachts in an area that may or may not
be restricted sometime in the future, but probably won't, but Glenn
Beck sai
d
NO ONE WILL EVER FISH AGAIN, SO IT MUST BE TRUE!


OK: Two major bad premises here.


1 - I didn't say I thought he would ban fishing.


No, but ESPN and Glen Beck did. =A0Both truly responsible sources... *n=

ot*

http://deadspin.com/5490210/espncom-...ma-wants-to..=

.

I hope Obama bans ESPN.com for being liars.


I have reeled in a 7'2" shark that was several times the weight of
Obama. Obama is a small fish.


A small fish consumed by envy, no doubt.


He drinks too much water. A years worth of water is about one kilo of
e. coli. Obama is therefore full of crap.

Only two things smell like fish and one
is fish.


And the other is related to you.....how?


It used to be my plaything. Maybe when you reach puberty you will
understand - if you get lucky.

Hugh


  #4  
Old March 18th, 2010, 05:24 PM posted to rec.sport.pro-wrestling,alt.toys.transformers,alt.slack,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly,rec.sport.football.college
Doktor Dark
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Default Obama wants to ban fishing?

On Mar 18, 1:16*pm, (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:16:55 -0700 (PDT), Giles
wrote:





On Mar 18, 10:39=A0am, (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
On Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:27:38 -0400, "Rob Cypher aka \"The Anti-Bob\""


wrote:
On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:41:08 +0000 (UTC), Dutch Savage DutchSav...@coal=

minersglove.not wrote:


"David E. Powell" wrote in
:


On Mar 14, 11:50=A0pm, "Stu Frink" wrote:
"Syvyn11" wrote in message


news:mMadnQuHSYW7CgDWnZ2dnUVZ_uqdnZ2d@earthlin k.com...


Who the **** does this Nazi think he is?


He can have my fishing pole when he (and his jackbooted thugs) pry
it f
rom
my cold dead fingers!


Jesus, you're ****ing stupid. =A0 =A0I think some of these "stories"=

are
pranks
to see who is listening.


Yes, he's going to ban fishing. =A0 =A0DEP's "poor people need to fi=

sh"
comment... might actually be stupider. =A0 =A0Yep, those poor people=

that
charter deep-sea sportsfishing yachts in an area that may or may not
be restricted sometime in the future, but probably won't, but Glenn
Beck sai
d
NO ONE WILL EVER FISH AGAIN, SO IT MUST BE TRUE!


OK: Two major bad premises here.


1 - I didn't say I thought he would ban fishing.


No, but ESPN and Glen Beck did. =A0Both truly responsible sources.... *n=

ot*


http://deadspin.com/5490210/espncom-...ma-wants-to..=

.


I hope Obama bans ESPN.com for being liars.


I have reeled in a 7'2" shark that was several times the weight of
Obama. Obama is a small fish.


A small fish consumed by envy, no doubt.


He drinks too much water. A years worth of water is about one kilo of
e. coli. Obama is therefore full of crap.



Only two things smell like fish and one
is fish.


And the other is related to you.....how?


It used to be my plaything. Maybe when you reach puberty you will
understand - if you get lucky.


If you get lucky maybe someone will BATHE.
  #5  
Old March 18th, 2010, 05:54 PM posted to rec.sport.pro-wrestling,alt.toys.transformers,alt.slack,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly,rec.sport.football.college
Giles
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Posts: 2,257
Default Obama wants to ban fishing?

On Mar 18, 12:16*pm, (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:16:55 -0700 (PDT), Giles
wrote:





On Mar 18, 10:39=A0am, (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
On Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:27:38 -0400, "Rob Cypher aka \"The Anti-Bob\""


wrote:
On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:41:08 +0000 (UTC), Dutch Savage DutchSav...@coal=

minersglove.not wrote:


"David E. Powell" wrote in
:


On Mar 14, 11:50=A0pm, "Stu Frink" wrote:
"Syvyn11" wrote in message


news:mMadnQuHSYW7CgDWnZ2dnUVZ_uqdnZ2d@earthlin k.com...


Who the **** does this Nazi think he is?


He can have my fishing pole when he (and his jackbooted thugs) pry
it f
rom
my cold dead fingers!


Jesus, you're ****ing stupid. =A0 =A0I think some of these "stories"=

are
pranks
to see who is listening.


Yes, he's going to ban fishing. =A0 =A0DEP's "poor people need to fi=

sh"
comment... might actually be stupider. =A0 =A0Yep, those poor people=

that
charter deep-sea sportsfishing yachts in an area that may or may not
be restricted sometime in the future, but probably won't, but Glenn
Beck sai
d
NO ONE WILL EVER FISH AGAIN, SO IT MUST BE TRUE!


OK: Two major bad premises here.


1 - I didn't say I thought he would ban fishing.


No, but ESPN and Glen Beck did. =A0Both truly responsible sources.... *n=

ot*


http://deadspin.com/5490210/espncom-...ma-wants-to..=

.


I hope Obama bans ESPN.com for being liars.


I have reeled in a 7'2" shark that was several times the weight of
Obama. Obama is a small fish.


A small fish consumed by envy, no doubt.


He drinks too much water. A years worth of water is about one kilo of
e. coli. Obama is therefore full of crap.


Gosh, that's clever.

Only two things smell like fish and one
is fish.


And the other is related to you.....how?


It used to be my plaything. Maybe when you reach puberty you will
understand - if you get lucky.


See, that's the trouble with my attempts at humor......they tend to be
too subtle. I lose the audience.

There are actually FOUR things that smell like fish. The other three
are your mother, your wife, and your daughter.

Funny stuff, huh?

Hugh


g.
  #6  
Old March 18th, 2010, 06:05 PM posted to rec.sport.pro-wrestling,alt.toys.transformers,alt.slack,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly,rec.sport.football.college
Giles
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Default Obama wants to ban fishing?

On Mar 18, 12:54*pm, Giles wrote:
On Mar 18, 12:16*pm, (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:





On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:16:55 -0700 (PDT), Giles
wrote:


On Mar 18, 10:39=A0am, (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
On Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:27:38 -0400, "Rob Cypher aka \"The Anti-Bob\""


wrote:
On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:41:08 +0000 (UTC), Dutch Savage DutchSav...@coal=
minersglove.not wrote:


"David E. Powell" wrote in
:


On Mar 14, 11:50=A0pm, "Stu Frink" wrote:
"Syvyn11" wrote in message


news:mMadnQuHSYW7CgDWnZ2dnUVZ_uqdnZ2d@earthlin k.com...


Who the **** does this Nazi think he is?


He can have my fishing pole when he (and his jackbooted thugs) pry
it f
rom
my cold dead fingers!


Jesus, you're ****ing stupid. =A0 =A0I think some of these "stories"=
are
pranks
to see who is listening.


Yes, he's going to ban fishing. =A0 =A0DEP's "poor people need to fi=
sh"
comment... might actually be stupider. =A0 =A0Yep, those poor people=
that
charter deep-sea sportsfishing yachts in an area that may or may not
be restricted sometime in the future, but probably won't, but Glenn
Beck sai
d
NO ONE WILL EVER FISH AGAIN, SO IT MUST BE TRUE!


OK: Two major bad premises here.


1 - I didn't say I thought he would ban fishing.


No, but ESPN and Glen Beck did. =A0Both truly responsible sources... *n=
ot*


http://deadspin.com/5490210/espncom-...ma-wants-to..=
.


I hope Obama bans ESPN.com for being liars.


I have reeled in a 7'2" shark that was several times the weight of
Obama. Obama is a small fish.


A small fish consumed by envy, no doubt.


He drinks too much water. A years worth of water is about one kilo of
e. coli. Obama is therefore full of crap.


Gosh, that's clever.

Only two things smell like fish and one
is fish.


And the other is related to you.....how?


It used to be my plaything. Maybe when you reach puberty you will
understand - if you get lucky.


See, that's the trouble with my attempts at humor......they tend to be
too subtle. *I lose the audience.

There are actually FOUR things that smell like fish. *The other three
are your mother, your wife, and your daughter.

Funny stuff, huh? * * * *

Hugh


g.


Incidentally, grayling reputedly have a scent of thyme about them.
So, I guess fish are not as uniform as some other families.

g.
  #7  
Old March 19th, 2010, 01:15 PM posted to rec.sport.pro-wrestling,alt.toys.transformers,alt.slack,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly,rec.sport.football.college
J. Hugh Sullivan
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Default Obama wants to ban fishing?

On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:05:12 -0700 (PDT), Giles
wrote:


There are actually FOUR things that smell like fish. =A0The other three
are your mother, your wife, and your daughter.

Funny stuff, huh? =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0

Hugh


g.


Funny - they told me your mother smelled like whore house and your
sister lived under the porch and barked. They said if your mother had
as many sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she would make a
porcupine jealous. I pushed her cherry so far back she uses it as a
tail light. You wife was used so often before you met her that you
thought her real name was spelled Lucy.

I had almost forgotten how to talk to trash and pre-puberty children.
- thank you for giving me another opportunity.

Hugh
  #8  
Old March 20th, 2010, 12:56 AM posted to rec.sport.pro-wrestling,alt.toys.transformers,alt.slack,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly,rec.sport.football.college
Giles
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Default Obama wants to ban fishing?

On Mar 19, 8:15*am, (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:05:12 -0700 (PDT), Giles
wrote:



There are actually FOUR things that smell like fish. =A0The other three
are your mother, your wife, and your daughter.


Funny stuff, huh? =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0


Hugh


g.


Funny - they told me your mother smelled like whore house and your
sister lived under the porch and barked. They said if your mother had
as many sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she would make a
porcupine jealous. I pushed her cherry so far back she uses it as a
tail light. You wife was used so often before you met her that you
thought her real name was spelled Lucy.

I had almost forgotten how to talk to trash and pre-puberty children.
- thank you for giving me another opportunity.

Hugh


I don't have a wife. You don't have any more of an idea of who you
are talking to than what you are talking about, do you?

Moron.

g.
and then there's the whole language issue.
  #9  
Old March 19th, 2010, 01:33 PM posted to rec.sport.pro-wrestling,alt.toys.transformers,alt.slack,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly,rec.sport.football.college
Rev. Richard Skull
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Default Obama wants to ban fishing?

On Mar 18, 11:39*am, (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
On Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:27:38 -0400, "Rob Cypher aka \"The Anti-Bob\""





wrote:
On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:41:08 +0000 (UTC), Dutch Savage wrote:


"David E. Powell" wrote in
:


On Mar 14, 11:50*pm, "Stu Frink" wrote:
"Syvyn11" wrote in message


news:mMadnQuHSYW7CgDWnZ2dnUVZ_uqdnZ2d@earthlin k.com...


Who the **** does this Nazi think he is?


He can have my fishing pole when he (and his jackbooted thugs) pry
it f
rom
my cold dead fingers!


Jesus, you're ****ing stupid. * *I think some of these "stories" are
pranks
to see who is listening.


Yes, he's going to ban fishing. * *DEP's "poor people need to fish"
comment... might actually be stupider. * *Yep, those poor people that
charter deep-sea sportsfishing yachts in an area that may or may not
be restricted sometime in the future, but probably won't, but Glenn
Beck sai
d
NO ONE WILL EVER FISH AGAIN, SO IT MUST BE TRUE!


OK: Two major bad premises here.


1 - I didn't say I thought he would ban fishing.


No, but ESPN and Glen Beck did. *Both truly responsible sources... *not*


http://deadspin.com/5490210/espncom-...obama-wants-to....


I hope Obama bans ESPN.com for being liars.


I have reeled in a 7'2" shark that was several times the weight of
Obama. Obama is a small fish. Only two things smell like fish and one
is fish.

Hugh- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Your reeled in the shark?

You mean you did not jump in a fight man to shark with nothing but a
loin clothe and a knife?

You wimp!
  #10  
Old March 19th, 2010, 04:30 PM posted to rec.sport.pro-wrestling,alt.toys.transformers,alt.slack,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly,rec.sport.football.college
J. Hugh Sullivan
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Posts: 4
Default Obama wants to ban fishing?

On Fri, 19 Mar 2010 06:33:17 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Richard Skull"
wrote:

On Mar 18, 11:39=A0am, (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
On Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:27:38 -0400, "Rob Cypher aka \"The Anti-Bob\""





wrote:
On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:41:08 +0000 (UTC), Dutch Savage DutchSav...@coal=

minersglove.not wrote:

"David E. Powell" wrote in
:


On Mar 14, 11:50=A0pm, "Stu Frink" wrote:
"Syvyn11" wrote in message


news:mMadnQuHSYW7CgDWnZ2dnUVZ_uqdnZ2d@earthlin k.com...


Who the **** does this Nazi think he is?


He can have my fishing pole when he (and his jackbooted thugs) pry
it f
rom
my cold dead fingers!


Jesus, you're ****ing stupid. =A0 =A0I think some of these "stories"=

are
pranks
to see who is listening.


Yes, he's going to ban fishing. =A0 =A0DEP's "poor people need to fi=

sh"
comment... might actually be stupider. =A0 =A0Yep, those poor people=

that
charter deep-sea sportsfishing yachts in an area that may or may not
be restricted sometime in the future, but probably won't, but Glenn
Beck sai
d
NO ONE WILL EVER FISH AGAIN, SO IT MUST BE TRUE!


OK: Two major bad premises here.


1 - I didn't say I thought he would ban fishing.


No, but ESPN and Glen Beck did. =A0Both truly responsible sources... *n=

ot*

http://deadspin.com/5490210/espncom-...ma-wants-to..=

.

I hope Obama bans ESPN.com for being liars.


I have reeled in a 7'2" shark that was several times the weight of
Obama. Obama is a small fish. Only two things smell like fish and one
is fish.

Hugh- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Your reeled in the shark?

You mean you did not jump in a fight man to shark with nothing but a
loin clothe and a knife?

You wimp!


Yeah - plus it took about 20 of us after the skipper had pumped a
couple of rounds into him. Lots of us wimps.

Hugh
 




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