Luggage

Ken,

You wouldn't know one if it flew into you office ringing a cowbell and took
a big steaming **** on your desk.

How do you like my top post now, you bundle of prejudice?

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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Has anybody ever hired this outfit ?

http://luggagefree.com/Index.htm

I went to a San Juan 'Clave one year and the airline lost my luggage,
a couple of fly rods, vest, waders, boots, the whole shebang off on
some magical mystery tour. Luckily I was able to spend the night in
a hotel close to the ABQ airport and the airline delivered the gear
in the middle of the night averting a costly disaster.

What with post 9-11 carry-on restrictions and the rest of the folderol,
I'm wondering if something like this might be worth it.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Lennie Richardson wrote:

Ken,

You wouldn't know one if it flew into you office ringing a cowbell and took
a big steaming **** on your desk.

How do you like my top post now, you bundle of prejudice?

Your posting reveals more about you than you might wish to expose.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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Your posting reveals more about you than you might wish to expose.

--
Ken Fortenberry



....and yours tells me more about you than I would ever want to know...

Lennie Richardson wrote:

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Your posting reveals more about you than you might wish to expose.

...and yours tells me more about you than I would ever want to know...

Well Lennie, I will never force you to read anything I post. No guns to
the head, no kidnappings, no coercion whatsoever.

I think I see your problem though, and it's a common one among uneducated
rural southern males. Your problem is resentment, Lennie. Resentment and
a barely disguised inferiority complex. At the same time the educated
classes are courting the votes of the "NASCAR Dads", the presumptive Dem
nominee points out that you're a bunch of hicks with confederate flags
on your pick up trucks. It would be hard not to resent being laughed at
by those you perceive as northern intellectual elites, but there it is
Lennie, what can you do ? Post nasty grams to Usenet ? Yeah, that'll work.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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Well Lennie, I will never force you to read anything I post. No guns to
the head, no kidnappings, no coercion whatsoever.

I think I see your problem though, and it's a common one among uneducated
rural southern males. Your problem is resentment, Lennie. Resentment and
a barely disguised inferiority complex. At the same time the educated
classes are courting the votes of the "NASCAR Dads", the presumptive Dem
nominee points out that you're a bunch of hicks with confederate flags
on your pick up trucks. It would be hard not to resent being laughed at
by those you perceive as northern intellectual elites, but there it is
Lennie, what can you do ? Post nasty grams to Usenet ? Yeah, that'll work.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Gosh, you got me again. Can't argue with any of that. I guess I just don't
know my betters when I see one.

How's the blood pressure?

Lennie Richardson wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:

... It would be hard not to resent being laughed at
by those you perceive as northern intellectual elites, but there it is
Lennie, what can you do ? ...

Gosh, you got me again. Can't argue with any of that. I guess I just don't
know my betters when I see one.

That's not true, Lennie, if there is one thing about you that is
completely rational it's your inferiority complex.

How's the blood pressure?

110 over 78 last I checked, and thanks for asking.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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110 over 78 last I checked, and thanks for asking.


Hey Boy, you need to get more lard into you cookin. :-)
Dave