San Juan and the Fish Pimp

"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
. com...
um, if i were you, given your empirical, um, sexual environment, i
would
recommend driving to morganton every single night of the week, and spend
two
hours on one side of the street where waldo's is located, and two hours on
the other, going from one bar/restaurant to the other.. based on my
observations this may, you will hit paydirt (charming euphomisim, eh?)
about
ten days down the road.

and tell her wayno said hello...

yfitp
wayno

Are you hittin' on me? I think you're hittin' on me. 'Cause, if you are
hittin' on me, I want a BLACK Mercedes!

Besides, on the 10th day, I will be back at work But you already knew
that, right?

Op --lookin' for love in all the wrong places--

"Guyz-N-Flyz" wrote


Are you hittin' on me?

certainly not my intention.


I think you're hittin' on me. 'Cause, if you are
hittin' on me, I want a BLACK Mercedes!

i would think that a blue hyundai might better suit the moment.

yfitp
wayno (chicks, op, i am talking about chicks, for god's sake!!!!)

"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
. com...

"Guyz-N-Flyz" wrote


Are you hittin' on me?

certainly not my intention.

****, I thought for a second that I had landed a RICH lawyer! Mother would
have been so proud of me.


I think you're hittin' on me. 'Cause, if you are
hittin' on me, I want a BLACK Mercedes!

i would think that a blue hyundai might better suit the moment.

Cheap *******!


yfitp
wayno (chicks, op, i am talking about chicks, for god's sake!!!!)

OH! you talkin' about the blonde at that bar? I think she was LeeDogs
sweetie. You know the guy whos Salmon we ate.

Op --'sides, somehow I don't think Morganton could stand another male
hooker goin' from bar to bar.--

"Guyz-N-Flyz" wrote in message
...

"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
. com...
um, if i were you, given your empirical, um, sexual environment, i
would
recommend driving to morganton every single night of the week, and spend
two
hours on one side of the street where waldo's is located, and two hours
on
the other, going from one bar/restaurant to the other.. based on my
observations this may, you will hit paydirt (charming euphomisim, eh?)
about
ten days down the road.

and tell her wayno said hello...

An old indian adds--or just go across highway on Tuesday night to Holiday
Inn bar and sit next to big blond on second bar stool on the left----buy her
a drink---talk to her about the music--buy her a drink--talk to her about
fly fishing--buy her a drink---tell her how good she looks- buy her a
drink --tell her you are just passing thru town coming from your wife's
funeral and you think you will just get a room and drink your bottle of jack
danials all by yourself-you are so lonely--

Joe McIntosh wrote:

or just go across highway on Tuesday night to Holiday

Inn bar and sit next to big blond on second bar stool on the left----buy her
a drink---talk to her about the music--buy her a drink--talk to her about
fly fishing--buy her a drink---tell her how good she looks- buy her a
drink --tell her you are just passing thru town coming from your wife's
funeral and you think you will just get a room and drink your bottle of jack
danials all by yourself-you are so lonely--


I'm guessing that line still works for you!

Willi

"Joe McIntosh" wrote

An old indian adds--or just go across highway on Tuesday night to
Holiday
Inn bar and sit next to big blond on second bar stool on the left----buy
her
a drink---talk to her about the music--buy her a drink--talk to her about
fly fishing--buy her a drink---tell her how good she looks- buy her a
drink --tell her you are just passing thru town coming from your wife's
funeral and you think you will just get a room and drink your bottle of
jack
danials all by yourself-you are so lonely--

i stand in awe in the presence of true genius.

yfitp
wayno

"Wayne Harrison"

i stand in awe in the presence of true genius.


I do agree. Maybe he had a Manhattan before posting and that caused him to
slip up and reveal one of his secrets...

bruce h